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I used to suck the mouse’s balls
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psychic
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"Tell me you’ve never been pregnant without telling me. Imagine not know hippos are the ones who give the ultrasound."
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"Sucking babies' penises isn't inherently perverted."
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Scientifically speaking, that’s piss.
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"I've turned into a ghost"
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wedding album
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"I'd fuck a bagel"
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"dudes an amateur anyway, everyone knows when it comes to anal Lego pleasure, you use a condom filled with heads."
Idk if this was already posted, sorry if it was...
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These cowboys are wild
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"pubes down to my knees"
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If I were to drink a gallon of someone else's cum, would I be able to ejaculate their cum?
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Grandma was a character. I've got some slides that put the ball sac pic to shame.
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‘Dude could swallow a mento and blow up his penis’
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When I lucid dream, I often pin down a former employer, squat over him, and unleash gallons of tub girl style diarrhea on his face. I listen to him gagging and screaming and wake up with a red hot erection that could melt cheese.
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Butt plug accelerated at the speed of sound" is also a brand new sentence.
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Can they get someone to jerk if off quick while it's still warm to get the semen?
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The dolphin was so bonded and in love with the researcher that […] basically died of a broken heart after he lost his handjob acid queen
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Like I joke about this but in the moment she was scaring the shit out of me and was legitimately afraid she would bite it off or something. And then stabbed me in the chest with a pair of scissors. I miss her so much 😩
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Give me a strap-on and I’ll go to town on DJ Khaled’s esophagus.
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Fr!! I want my face SAT on and refused to get up like Rosa Parks
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Does it wash your dirty socks and make you a ham sammich after you slap its ass and tell it to make you a ham sammich?
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purple is my favorite colour, so it is my sisters. we always buy purple condoms. its special to us as weve found its best too worship god while won of us is inside the other.
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I’d love to test it out but I don’t have a plane, pilot, or thousands of cats.
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