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Don't touch that Gigantamax Pikachu, are you crazy?

Poke a monumental Pokemon? You mental?

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Expressing that the religious insect way over there put on a terrible performance

Boo distant Buddhist ant

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Dude, my Spanish cottage cheese requires a healing ritual.

My requesón needs Reiki, son.

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I'll give you more info about the idiot she had sex with another time.

More on that moron that laid her later.

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This god damn form of economics that’s grinding us under the collective boot of the wealthy? I made a great program for your phone suggesting how to deal with those criminals. And I do mean each and every one. Christ, even their hideous slogan. They say it’s a scam right out in the open.

Seriously, we need to do something like a class action lawsuit. Or, failing that, we go for their disgustingly patriotic leader: Steve Rogers. Fucking guy think

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Lovely Rita, come say hello to this woman’s distance measuring device, made by an English sports equipment company, who she is friends with.

Meter maid, meet her Mitre-made Metre-Meter mate!

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An all-round bad apple, now deceased, may have been a terrorist too!

A lewd, dead two-timing git, Moe, alluded to time in Gitmo

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Pharaoh, you’re ten minutes late for your appointment. Get in here. Now, let’s work on expanding your knowledge of resource distribution, commodity markets, and basic chemistry. Chemical symbol Sn: where on the globe is found and which cultures or nations use it as a non-insignificant proportion...

...of their export trade? It’s important to remember: being loud in front of the herb garden of a Mongolian conqueror who came long after you is fucking HILARIO

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Should I give my female friend a pickle?

“Dill, Emma?” dilemma.

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That's an impressive lake of fire you're burning in, Hitler

"Helluva hell lava, Heil lover!" "Hello- WAHH!!"

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In a Moroccan fast-casual restaurant: basketball legend plays a West-African percussion instrument

Shakshuka shack: Shaq shakes kashaka.

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My female German boss asked me if the event was happening today. I thought it was a different day, but I’m not sure.

For all I know, Fräulein, no.

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An electronic music artist stops some idiots from eating rotten crustaceans by booting them out.

Skrillix kicks kills pillicks krill licks

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When the quadrilingual pirate is asked if and why he emphatically wants to eliminate Buddhist meditation, he says it’s for the purpose of teaching early-career Star Trek the Next Generation Star Fleet member Natasha about how the French-Somali culture treats the small stage.

End zen? Yarr! Enseñar Ensign Yar en scène yar.

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A thrown lemon lime soda fails to hit its intended target, a west African Beauty Queen

A lone Sierra Mist missed Miss Sierra Leone

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What are you looking at? My arctic jacket, surely.

Eyes where? Icewear, I swear.

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watched! i beheld that part of the drama: the part about a typographical symbol which had been cut apart.

seen! saw that scene: "sawed at"

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I just finished my first iteration of a piece of neckwear from Southeast Asia, depicting a race to free a Mexican hostage, which ended without a clear winner. I call it the…

Untie Juan tie on Taiwan tie, one

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Everyone in town thinks dad’s against treats on sticks.

Pop supposes Pops opposes pops.

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The arachnid simply couldn’t help itself.

A spider a’spied her ass; pied her.

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i stop time for your soft mammal feet (a pair of them), yet one of them communicates that it is stopping time for me in return.

pauses your paws (two), paw says "you're paused, too".

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Which should be closer to the top? The fruity dessert or the pile of wood for burning bodies?

A pie or a pyre up higher?

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When a rap-battle mercenary betrays their employer...

Their diss-service deserves disservice.

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I'm pissed off because this mischievous entity cures sick and despairing travellers to steal my job as a doctor!

Grr... imp - ill, grim pilgrim pill!

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allow us to turn into a leaf-vegetable pastry; stop interrupting us! now, may we begin the transformation.

let us be lettuce tart; let us be! let us start.