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Picked this motor up for $250. My buddy thinks it’s a bad idea to put this in my lawn mower. He won’t lend me his welder now. I think he’s overreacting. How do I prove him wrong?

Picked this motor up for $250. My buddy thinks it’s a bad idea to put this in my lawn mower. He won’t lend me his welder now. I think he’s overreacting.  How do I prove him wrong?
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2 days ago
Cranks_No_Start

Embrace your inner wood shop and use 2x4s…oh and zip ties.  

2 days ago
Acceptable-Board8327

Don’t forget the Duck 🦆 Tape!

1 day ago
Aware_Pop7674

And the 🦍 glue.

19 hours ago
HydrogenatedWetWater

Rephrase your question and tell your friend you need his welder to install a lawn mower on your new engine.

2 days ago
Inevitable_Sweet_624

Whoa. Big brainiac here.

2 days ago
JBYTuna

Reverse psychology. Brilliant.

1 day ago
Beneficial-Cell-6355

Boring friend

2 days ago
Carlton-at-the-Ritz

Make some new friends !

2 days ago
Illustrious_Can_3125

Right! No one needs friends like that.

2 days ago
marc4882

Agreed! Life’s to short for people that want to stifle your creativity! And plain awesomeness

3 hours ago
Igottafindsafework

Bruh, with a turbo kit that will make more than a Ferrari

2 days ago
Fuzzywalls

Put it on top of the old mower and zip-tie it down. This will allow you to remove the motor and rotate it if you need too. Personally, I would strap an old two-liter bottle to the handle for a gas tank. You can use a crimp on the gas line to control the speed. If the old motor still runs I would definitely go for the duel-motor setup, this will give you four times (inverse square law) the power!

2 days ago
FriedSmegma OP

Hell yeah man you get it. Thanks for the tips. I was just gonna take the old one off and weld it straight to the frame. I was just gonna use it for my “turbo stroker” idea but that sounds super sick. What do you think about installing a turbo too? I just don’t see a reason to settle with less power.

2 days ago
dababy407

JB Weld has entered the chat.

2 days ago
Fuzzywalls

NEVER settle for less power!

2 days ago
kidkumbi

Especially on a "turbo stroker."

1 day ago
Responsible-Shoe7258

Too much is never enough

1 day ago
JBYTuna

Never let them see you sweat.

1 day ago
Original-Debt-9962

Yeah, he’s right, no VTEC. Better get the VTEC one so you can mow twice as fast and maybe not have to touch the lawn again for months.

2 days ago
FriedSmegma OP

Alright it’s gonna have to do for now. It’s rough mowing in Florida. 100° heat index today.

2 days ago
Historical-Stuff3542

Install a radiator to your back, and lead the coolant hose to your anus, you’ll never feel the Florida heat again

1 day ago
SupermarketBest7043

Exactly. Get an old K20a at least

2 days ago
inflatableje5us

some of my best ideas were bad ones.

2 days ago
jgcraig

what

6 hours ago
EvilToastedWeasel0

Tell him you reconsidered the lawn mower idea and now want to install it into a moped.

Scooter will come around!

What do you mean his name's not scooter?

2 days ago
gvbargen

Get your own welder or use self tappers.

2 days ago
[deleted]

Jb weld it !

2 days ago
Silverhunter1989

You got this he’s trying to kill your dream

2 days ago
FriedSmegma OP

So this must be what it feels like to be Martin Luther King…

2 days ago
Identity_Unaware

Why do you need to put it in a lawnmower? Just bolt a blade to the end of the crankshaft, add some wheels, turn it on its side and bingo. Lawnmower?

1 day ago
hotredbob

put the blade on the top and call it a helicopter...

2 days ago
kidkumbi

Make sure to sharpen it first so everyone can get a clean fade neckline.

1 day ago
Nyanzeenyan

You need a Honda riding mower then it’s a direct swap.

2 days ago
JackpineSavage74

Find a real friend who will drink beer with you and build a Tim the tool man approved mower!

2 days ago
cheepcarz2

Your friend is a moron what could go wrong??

2 days ago
FriedSmegma OP

That’s what I’m sayin

2 days ago
rrCLewis

this could be you

2 days ago
FriedSmegma OP

Holy shit, do you have his number? He’s a genius! That’s much more luxurious than what I had planned. I said the same exact thing; the swamp ass and sunburn is too damn much!

2 days ago
TheJAY_ZA

Someone paid you two fiddy to pick that up?

Hope you lifted with your knees.

Still seems like a bad trade tho

2 days ago
h0tnessm0nster7

U gota be really strong to lift that thing, its gota b 400 lbs😮

2 days ago
FriedSmegma OP

You don’t lift a lawnmower you push it ya dingus!

2 days ago
h0tnessm0nster7

How do u aim the propeller? 😮Smh

23 hours ago
Mr_Redfern

You don't need that kind of negativity in your life. If he was a friend, that son'bitch would be done already and there'd be ER photos to commemorate it.

2 days ago
Mother_Economics_961

Looks good from my house.🤔

6 hours ago
paclogic

tell him you're mowing 10,000 acres of wheat.

2 days ago
Camwiz59

Ditch him , don’t need such negativity when wanting to horsepower up

2 days ago
GrumpyOldMan68105

Mow a one acre lot in ten minutes 🤣

2 days ago
FriedSmegma OP

I’ve had it with the got damn sun and humidity.

2 days ago
the_crx

That's a d16b6 right? Just sell it to me

2 days ago
SummertimeThrowaway2

Attach some clamps to about 20 car batteries and use that as your welder

2 days ago
ripefuzzydanglers

Is your buddy Al Borland?

2 days ago
Flashy_Narwhal9362

I’m just hoping that you got those two cans of whatever thrown in with the deal.

2 days ago
Small-Knee-9040

It ain't suitable for a lawnmower, suggest you power a food blender with it. Send us videos.

2 days ago
FriedSmegma OP

“5 SQUIRRELS VS 10,000HP BLENDER!(GONE WRONG)(NSFW)”

2 days ago
Simple-Act1277

Hit him with your purse

2 days ago
KingDonFrmdaVic

Go to harbor freight and get a welder.. when you are done, take it back and get your money back..

2 days ago
blairthebear778

Lawn mower needs to be vtec bro

Your friend is trying to help

2 days ago
Relevant_Cold_6727

Your friend is holding you back.. he's not your friend...

2 days ago
AbleRelationship5287

Slap a turbo on there

2 days ago
OilPhilter

Just use a couple of C clamps to hook it up to test it. Once your buddy sees how fast you can mow the lawn, he'll lend you the welder.

2 days ago
ExoticAcanthaceae426

I kinda hope this is for a push mower

2 days ago
Wheredoesthisonego

Your buddy is right. This one isn't vtec.

2 days ago
orbitalaction

I think that's a civic motor, around 92. Putting it on a mower will be a chore.

2 days ago
Gubbtratt1

Mount it in your lawn mower using only wood screws, duct tape, zip ties, baling twine, gorilla glue and an almost broken ratchet strap.

2 days ago
LeftEconomy2880

Harbor freight wire feed $200.00 get some boooooiii

2 days ago
a_rogue_planet

That isn't much of a buddy, I'd say. I think you need to choose your friends more wisely.

2 days ago
sam56778

Once knew a guy that put an air cooled VW engine on a log splitter in place of a 10 horse engine. There wasn’t a log it wouldn’t split.

2 days ago
Gooden01

Find another buddy that has a welder and get a 12 pack and some wings and get to welding.. dont worry about contamination. Weld/gas/oil flavored wings help the immune system.

2 days ago
400footceiling

You’re in Florida, go see the boys at the Freedom Factory. They’d be all over a mod like you’re thinking.

https://youtu.be/QA6K7fLU6Pk?

2 days ago
HenryKlaus

Buy your own welder, sounds like you need one

2 days ago
TacoBear207

Don't borrow a welder, make one. If you go to the right stores, you can just buy an oxygen tank.

2 days ago
Wonderful_Branch7968

D15B would be an underpowered lawnmower. At least go D16Y8 to get VTEC while cutting grass.

2 days ago
kevnuke

Was he really a friend to begin with?

2 days ago
wvce84

Send it!

2 days ago
Zestyclose-Break-935

This isn't nearly large or powerful enough for a lawn mower. You should have looked for an LS.

2 days ago
germanloza

As you say, he is only your buddy, now call your best buddy, and he will install that thing with you in one day over a six-pack

2 days ago
disappointing-trash

With my welder.

2 days ago
KnowledgePresent3924

Going with vitara pistons?

2 days ago
Prestigious-File-369

He’s just jealous 🤙

2 days ago
fuckfacekiller

Tell him you’ll get the lawn done quicker so you guys can have some beers for crying out loud. EZPZ!!!! 🤘😆🤘

2 days ago
Ringo-chan13

Just ziptie it to the mower, show him it works, then he will lend you his welder...

1 day ago
DutchBart82

He probably doesn't want it on his mower because it doesn't have enough torque

1 day ago
theunixman

But will it fit in a Miata

1 day ago
Anxious-Trainer5082

Why not put this on your welder??

1 day ago
honda-wagovan

By a cheap wire feeder the sound of applause and glory awaits my fried I support 100% of the way

1 day ago
Junior_Lavishness_96

Hey, it’s got air conditioning

1 day ago
Rough-Pie682

Why you need a welder should bolt right up.

1 day ago
kidkumbi

Put it in his welder instead.

1 day ago
Low-Ad4420

Have you tried reverse psychology? Tell him you do NOT want his welder to weld an engine to a lawnmower.

1 day ago
Cool_Initiative_9299

First get better friends that guys a d bag. You can use my welder. Second find a vtec head this mower HAAasss to Crack V whilst cutting the lawn Third.. fuck it im coming over. This gon be sweet

1 day ago
_GrumpyGorilla_

Rent a welder and weld it to the hood of his car.

1 day ago
Tikkinger

So zipties it is

1 day ago
Similar-Persimmon-78

I mean, it’s not like your gonna break his welder, buy him a 6pack for lending his tools and have at it

1 day ago
BloodIn_Pythons

MORE POWER!!!!!! Too bad it doesn’t have vtech.

1 day ago
Lonely-Raccoon5655

Buy a welder and show him what’s what! Trying to envision this on a push mower 🤔

1 day ago
i_am_ceejay

Harbor freight has a flux core glue gun for like $100

1 day ago
Talkstoangels83

Set his house on fire. That should put an end to him disagreeing with you about anything and being stingy with his welder

1 day ago
CDaddy1369

Just Do it 🤣🤣🤣

1 day ago
BaselessEarth12

Did you get the drivetrain as part of the deal? No? Then I wholeheartedly agree with your buddy. Pulley drives are a BITCH to adapt to...

1 day ago
Disastrous_Gazelle24

That's going to be a hell of a mower.

1 day ago
SuitElectronic7680

Literally take it to an exhaust shop and tell them to weld that particular for you ...

Then he'll see .... You'll be mowing lawns at 2ice the speed 🚄🚄🚄

1 day ago
SmokingGundam420

Can we get a Shanghai spoolie boy on there?

1 day ago
-Datura

You need new friends.

17 hours ago
shawn1301

Once the blade and crankshaft become one, it’s all mounted together through the body. No need for welder or bolts.

16 hours ago
No-Discussion-7017

Welders are like $80 from harbor freight

14 hours ago
TnBluesman

And work great. I got one, and I love it.

3 hours ago
Alternative-Gas181

buddy is jealous you can mow the lawn faster if he let you go through w it

12 hours ago
joesquatchnow

Have you heard it run even if for just 30 seconds ?

12 hours ago
Sea_Field_8209

A b series motor for only 250 bucks that's a deal

11 hours ago
Tlaim

Fine, I'll be the one to say it. That motor won't fit in a mower. First off, you gotta remove the a/c compressor. Then, you gotta remove all that wiring and add a 2 barrel carburetor. Otherwise all them wires will get stuck on things. Lastly it would overheat if you don't put a belt on the waterpump. Fix all that and your friend will definitely loan you a welder as any good friend should.

11 hours ago
ChemistBubbly8145

Tim Taylor the Tool man will be proud of you once you got it installed🤣

7 hours ago
givmedew

Why are some people amused by trolling people.

5 hours ago
senior-bigoh2001

My old Deere could handle it.

5 hours ago
Historical_Trouble10

Because Briggs & Stratton makes a better motor lol

2 days ago
No_Calligrapher6522

I swear against briggs & scrappit

2 days ago
Cool_Initiative_9299

Plus look at Honda rap sheet. What manufacturers won every indy race ever. Who's boat motors actually crack vtec. Who's 2nd in line to Yamaha in dirtbikes. Fuck we could do this all day Who's got the most aftermarket parts for as many models of vehicles Who's motor was the first 4cyl to break 1000hp Sidetracked.. forgot what this was even about.

1 day ago
Ok_Permit_3593

What a faggot, do you live near me so i can lend you mine !

2 days ago