AskAShittyMechanic
Where can I get an exhaust pipe like this?
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So is that a supercharged or turbocharged queef??
When you tell the Karen from HOA that you will only cut the grass once every couple days and not every day.
Goddammit! Now I'm laughing my ass of at work, but I can't show anyone why or we'll have another HR meeting because of me.
Whatever Beth, you're still a fat cunt.
Ok, got me laughing now, too... fucking Beth.
Fucking Beth would probably calm her down and prevent most of those HR meetings she's so fond of.
Nah bro It's a naturally aspirated queef💀
Correct term would be turboqueefed. Rated at 21 QSI
Blown obviously
Since exhaust gas powers it, I guess turbo!
Forced induction.
I've seen some meat flaps do that in real life after a pounding.
After? Hell, DURING!
Yeah, I was walking through the deli the other day, and I forgot i wasn't at your moms... I got kicked out for licking the window.
(No offense, your mom is actually really sweet. This thread just seems ripe for mom jokes)
Tee-hee motherfucker
Nice fucking comment bro! Get it flappin!
You just recalled a memory in my mind that I’ve been trying to bury
Glad to see my ex doing well.
Tail pipe prolapse. Take it a bit easier on her buddy.
I have dated her🤨
Probably while I was still married to her.
Bwahaha, this was before, or after, I was married to her? Just for a reference point.
Same time, separate states.
Under your dads bed
Im not your dad... unless your mom's name is Beth????
That sub was banned, that's a crying shame
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Beatin that pussy UP!
Those are really rare you'll have to overnight it from Japan, I believe they're called bukkake holy glory pipes just Google it
I should call her.
Previously I thought "truck nuts" were low point of modern civilization. We have a new winner.
i believe that is a BMW standard exhaust.
I’m not sure. But, it reminded me. I haven’t said hi to your mom in a long time. 🤷🏻🤣
This is that guy they say married his car right?
Blub blub blub exhaustussy
I tried to hit, but it was exhausting.
Fuck you take my upvote for making me laugh at that. That is both the worst and best pun here.
Asking for a friend?
Amazon has got u covered
Do you want my ex wife’s number?
I can't decide were it would look/behave the funniest. Harley Davidson V2, old Impala V8. Idling tuned as far down as possible.
Queer.....QUEEF, QUEEF,quef....Queeef....
In sExhaust shop.
Ask your mom where she got hers.
That's the true definition of "she's blown out boys"
I'll be in my bunk.
BONNIE BLUE!
LIVE! LIVE! LIVE!
AT THE FAIR GROUNDS!
THIS SATURDAY AND SUNDAY!
COME ONE! COME ALL!
BONNIE BLUE!
BONNIE BLUE!
GET IN LINE TODAY!
I’ve had worse
I glad we parted ways
Bro found his fleshlight
I should call her.
I should stop calling her.
She's calling you.
Is it still useable,,, probably a little worn out, but that’s okay,,
Prison…..
🎵 I'm in love with my car! 🎶
Da fuk is yer banana for that pusspipe?!
Your dads closet, probably.
One he'll of a muffler
Muff-ler
Automatic warmer. Nice
So many features these days.
Mom?
What nobody laughing at that in the video is considering is that this was probably a used rubber vagina, and now they’re all inhaling cum fumes.
You've made a cunt of it.
When she is in heat
Nobody bother me while im cleaning my car!
Suck squeeze bang blow
Time for a new sub: r/ DOputyourdickinthat.
That's definitely a retread
Quief-mobile
Sarah
Looks installed wrong, it looks like it for the intake.
"New, from K & N ..."
Craigslist
I need to call her
That’s funny and all, but park it at the bar and I guarantee it’s getting fucked
🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying
"Asking for a friend..."
The queef blaster
May I present the pussy putter ✨
Seems to be queefing alright
So... totally off topic question but is carbon monoxide all over your weiner dangerous? Just wondering for no reason at all.
Short answer: yes, CO can be absorbed through the skin. Your PP killed and cooked in one shot.
Ah yes, the Kill Bill's Pussy Wagon
De Tomaso Pantera factory exhaust tip.
Be careful somebody will stick their dick in that
Nice and toasty
Www.fleshlight.com
Kill Bill Vol 4
Check with SVU. They will give you options.
Atleast its warm
A real pussy wagon.
I call next.....I might be the 2,492,038th person but....duty calls
Spencers
Пиздатый выхлоп
Be better if it was butthole
For some reason I want to see this sideways with googley eyes and some ballad singer type music in the background.
Auto erotica?
it gets funnier every second
When she's roaring for a summer festival.
Yr wyfffee
Vibration and a warm blowy? Sign me up.
So theoretically unzips... Maybe?
Sooooooo rude
In any good mechanophilia shop.
Hahahaha wtf 😳
When you pull out to fast.💨
I should call her
Lovely compliment to a set of truck nuts
Very unhealthy relationship with your car
Wait till that lands on someone windshield. That is going to be very confusing!
Don't be fooled for the banana in the tailpipe trap !
Finally: Cussy
👨🏿🔬
Your mom might know
I mean it's not any worse than the truck nuts so fuck it lol
Gotta be careful where you park that thing, people have been known to do unspeakable things to car exhaust pipes.
Well that explains that video of a homeless guy humping a exhaust pip of a car.
There’s some sick individuals out there
Hurry stick it in! It's nice and warm....😂
Nice MUFFler.
Is that a QueefeMaster 40 Series or a MagnaQueefe?
Your momma
Reminds me of loose lips Linda
Flesh pipe
Ask your doctor if Queef-a-tram is right for you.
Really… nobody is going to mention Drive Beyond Horizons?!
No Mercury Mistress jokes!?! FuckImOld
The Queefinator.
Queef Queef Queef Queeeeeeeeeeeeef Queeeeeeeeeeeef Queeeeeeeeeeeef
My life is finally fulfilled. Just one last item on the list.
...*Zzzziiiip D'ya mind some privacy, trying to have a moment here.
God that's nightmare fuel right there xD
😂🏆
Rev the cunt out of it
Strap a fleshlight on it
The exhausussy!
AdamandEve.com
Prolapsed muffler
Ahahaha ty for the laughs!
Gives a new meaning to "been around the block a few times"
Would
What a waste I could've used that
Am I the only one turned on by this?
The Growler.
It's in the fascinations automotive aisle.
If you turn the volume off and imagine the sound it makes.
omg is that cuntpiped car
just remember, it’s blowing out not sucking in.
When she wants an open relationship 😳
Tell your mom to stop contributing green house gases.
Stick your pecker in there for a good time
That's the Magnaflow Queefer 5000
Any idea what vehicle that's on? The tail light looks really familiar
Everything reminds me of her
Reminds me of your mama!
(Sorry bro, had to do it)
When you're right, you're right
Reminds me of ur dad.
Their dad must be Old Greg
I was that bad? I may need to buy some Kegel Balls...
You should call her.
(Or I will.)
Heard she's a real motormouth.
Everything reminds me of her.com