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Wife’s boyfriends Car making noise
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This noise is from your wife's silverback BF beating her cooch into submission night after night in the vehicle. Totally normal stuff.
My GFs husband asked about my noisy suspension as well. Nothing wrong.
Lmao
Diagnosis: Not your problem
Or diagnosis is sabatoge.
🎶Listen all y’all it’s a sabotage!
I can't stand it, I know you planned it🎶
😅
Sooooo, your wife’s boyfriend??????????!!!!!!!! WTF?
They're supposed to make a noise.
They clapped the suspension right out during their rendezvous. Won't be covered under warranty since it's irregular or non driving use.
Bright side, it seems that both you and your mate picked a sturdy lady!
Did you fix it yet? I'm the boyfriend.
Yep. The bill is your taking over my payments on her!!
Alpha Mike Foxtrot
Ill get to it right away sir when the experts here are done with the diagnosis
That is weird. Normally, wives at least try to trade up a bit. If BF drives a Mazda 3, I'd start to question her decision making abilities.
BF is hung like a horse. Nuff said
Looks well shagged mate..
No idea about the car though..
I hear crickets
Mitsubishi lancer???? Not much shagging room
Try a 2014 Mustang
What's that thumpin' noise?
It's CUBAR'd
You're still trying to figure out why they're returning the car broken every other day.
Gotta tighten the valve stem on your tire. Should fix it. If not, turn the radio up and you’re all set.
Too much jumping inside the car
Where did you say you lived?
That's just them doing it in the trunk.
I cut the breaks like you asked! Should be making much more noise soon enough!
I cut the breaks like
You asked! Should be making much
More noise soon enough!
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Hit him with her purse and tell him the cars fine
Hold wifes what ?? Lol
I’m sorry… whose car?
Tell him to hit it with your wife’s purse! 🤣
The mechanic IS the husband.
The problem is the bf nuts are loose in the cv joints.you might want to do a reach around and put a pole on that !!
Why would you care?
My wife's boyfriend's Mustang broke down when he came over to my house to plow her, so he banged her a few more times while I fixed it.
Is that noise your wife and her boyfriend doing the nasty in the back seat??
Divorce your wife, that way you will get rid of the noise.
I always fix my wife's boyfriend's car while he bangs her in my bedroom.
Diagnosing your wife’s boyfriend’s car is the definition of being a Cuck.
Take it to a mechanic and pay for the repair too, cuck.
Hahaha
Let the mechanic fuck her too. Make sure he shakes your hand and looks you in the eye.
What if he just took the car to a shitty mechanic
You know what sub you’re in, right?
/You capitalizing cuck is very telling.