Somebody’s voice can really grate on me and make me dismiss them, wanting nothing to do with them
I was therapist shopping and found the perfectly qualified person I thought would be a good fit, until I found a snippet of a podcast they were on and found out she smacks her lips at the end of every sentence. Instantly no.
Also had this girl I’ve known since forever, she’s a little dim, and so are her parents, but good people. She full on moans at the end of every sentence. Her parents never addressed the speech impediment and I guess they’re all blind to it now. Having a conversation goes like this: “Hi, how are you uuuuhhuhhh”
Just reading about the moaner made me irrationally angry.
I’m secretly hoping her name is Mona.
Not Mona, but her name kind of sounds like her moaning. Mostly consists of vowels.
So nice to not be alone on this because I always feel so bad for being internally annoyed with people’s voices, vocal ticks, or vocalized pauses. I occasionally work with a man who kinda laughs after everything he says. “yea I hope to get my degree soon, heh” or “you guys get to work, heh, and then you can have free time, heh”. It kills me! 🫠
I can’t handle the self-conscious laugh after every sentence!
I had a friend who would do this awful fake laugh at the end of her sentences. When we were on the phone, and she did it, I would say “oh your cellphone is breaking up, I missed that last part?” to see if she would do the laugh again.
She always did the laugh the second time, but I’d say “No you’re still cutting out, one more time?” Third time she would just say it normally, no fake laugh.
On a scale from 1 to KSI how bad of a fake laugh are we talking?
A high-pitched braying noise like a donkey.
The manufactured laugh was quite different from her real, genuine laugh too.
Does her name happen to be Tina Belcher?
More than 20 years ago, I phoned a gal about a “roommate wanted” ad and left a message. She called back quickly and let me know my voice was off putting and she had no desire to live with me. I mean, I’m not a good singer but no one else has ever told me I sound unpleasant when I talk. But it stayed with me.
What a weird thing to do, she seems unhinged. If no one else has ever said anything about your voice, it’s probably just fine :)
I feel this a lot when they have a really wet mouth. Like I can hear the wetness in their voice when they speak. It irks me so much I can’t even befriend them
I had a teacher in junior high who always had that white stuff in the corners of his mouth. Like it would move when he talked. I couldn’t even look him in the face.
Baby voice, i think some people jisy have that naturally? But it makes me feel sick
It's unfortunate, but I had no choice other than to read your comment in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried.
I was in a hospital's waiting area silently waiting for my name to be called (I was in for a blood test) when this lady started very loudly complaining about how we've been waiting for almost an hour with no one being called yet. I thought she was completely in the right because they DID schedule her for a specific time, but her voice was so high-pitched and absolutely grating I kind of just wanted her to shut up. I feel bad because what if it's some sort of internalized sexism on my part (I'm also a woman) but I just can't stand shrill voices in any capacity at any time but ESPECIALLY in the morning. :(
I dont know you or your situation, but i was 'sound sensitive' for years. It came and went, but focused on a particular time of day, just like you. High pitched voices, loud ac systems, childrens cartoons, etc all made me irrationally upset. Sometime later, I got diagnosed as pre-diabetic with hypertension. I went low carb. When the bp numbers normalized, the sound sensitivity went away.
My grandmas voice is so high pitched and sharp that it immediately raises my hackes up when she opens her mouth, otherwise she’s a cute adorable little granny when she’s quiet. lol
This was so far down! I’ve heard some people talk and even if what they were saying was intelligent or pleasant their voice just made them sound too performative or fake. My brain gets distracted while they’re speaking, in my head I’m screaming “Nobody sounds like that naturally!”
Ben Shapiro could be telling me how to disarm the bomb strapped to my chest thats gonna kill me and id still ignore him.
If ben Shapiro was standing in front of me telling me how to disarm that bomb id hug him, and that's something I really dont want to do but I think itd be worth it
Thank you for your hypothetical sacrifice
I can't listen to some podcasts because of the hosts voice/voices. It's really annoying if they're too slow or too high pitched.
Omg im not alone the first thing I judge, especially if it sound like they're trying to put on a voice. Like girls using cutesy voices or when dudes try and make their voice sound deeper when a deeper voice dude shows up.
People Who Type Like This Where They Capitalize Every Word
Or people who out spaces between their words and punctuation . It doesn’t make sense . Where are they learning this shit ?
What about doing this one.! It is so annoying.! Why is there a period and an exclamation point.!?
No one’s gonna mention “explanation” points?
I think that's a mix of typos and non-native speakers, because I think some languages do punctuate like that.
Yes. Along the same line, people who capitalize every “official” sounding word. Like Federal, Judge, Doctor, etc. (when not used as a proper noun), Holiday, State, Summer/Fall/Winter/Spring, Court…and when articles like a, an, the, etc. are capitalized incorrectly. Like, “We will have The Federal Holiday Of President’s Day off this Year.” “I’m going to take a Math Class this Fall at A High School.” Nope.
My native language is not English, but I remember specifically that I was taught in school that weekdays, months and seasons were supposed to be capitalized. It didn't make so much sense to me since we don't do that in my language (Swedish), but it was just a quirk of English that you had to accept.
Also capitalization in languages, e.g. English, which would not be capitalized in Swedish either.
This irks me too. I notice it more with older people and it kind of reminds me of how old newspapers used to announce things, so I wonder if it’s sort of a relic of that era
Whilst I agree, I do want to add that some languages capitalize nouns systematically and as such it may be the case of a second language speaker. Thus you’ll often see for example german speakers make that mistake when writing in english, since it is second nature to them.
When they text with those weird fonts that you can barely read. Specifically on tiktok. Got into a argument with someone on there and couldn't even take them seriously because everything was typed out like this but in the bold font
My cousin has an IG account for her sons to be baby influencers. The fonts on the profile are pretentious. Idk how she gets the “fancy” Microsoft fonts on the posts and page.
Mainly, I judge her for making her kids into baby influencers, but the fonts really irk me.
baby influencers
I don't even know what this means, but it sounds like someone's using their infants as commodities for an internet cash hustle, which disgusts me, so I'll judge people on that.
That is exactly what it is.
Or someone that uses different fonts and size 8 in purple or yellow or some god awful colour on their work emails. Especially as it is inaccessible and I work in the disability sector. Rahhhhh
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I think what’s hard about this is I’m so type b and generally unruffled that I don’t notice how much I bend to accommodate other’s boundaries until it piles up and I’m exhausted and resentful. I interpret everyone else’s boundaries as “needs”, and mine as “wants”.
I interpret everyone else’s boundaries as “needs”, and mine as “wants”.
I feel like I need to talk with my therapist about the way I quite literally recoiled at that line, because it’s so uncomfortably accurate for me
Ha yeah my mantra is "no problem"
Honestly, I think it's really great that this is something you recognize about yourself. It shows youre capable of a fair amount of introspection. Not many people can do thar.
I too sometimes reactively judge people for that because my favorite thing in the world would be if more people could just deal with discomfort without falling to pieces.
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That's one of my gripes with younger adults. I don't want to sound like one of those old farts that laments about "kids these days", but I see an increasing number who can't seem to tolerate any sort of adversity. It seems like if anything doesn't go their way, they crumble.
Oh, it’s not just the young kids these days. I’m dealing with a (80’s) mother that anytime you’d correct her or try to stop her from crossing your personal boundaries - She flips out and spirals into a pity party. Then disowns you.
Dude. Go you for identifying that about yourself. This is such an honest response.
Maybe I'm just judgemental, but many of the comments seem pretty reasonable to judge if you ask me. (i.e treating waiters and janitors poorly or eating with their mouths open)
That’s because all the genuine answers are downvoted
Yup. Gotta sort by controversial with posts like these.
Right? I was going to add mine but it’s actually controversial and most of these aren’t 😬 I don’t want to be downvoted lol.
I don't know how to phrase this, but building a personality based off their traumas and doing nothing to address it.
Trauma sucks and it's so hard to get past, but it's your responsibility to put yourself on a path toward healing.
Ugh. Yes. What's the saying? "The trauma isn't your fault, but the healing is your responsibility."
To expand on this, not only are you responsible for the healing, but you are also responsible for your actions, whether or not they are trauma informed. Causing harm to someone else may not be intentional, but the consequence is still the same, and you are responsible for those consequences nonetheless.
You should talk to my ex roommate. Her trauma was 100% your responsibility. Her healing was 100% on you. And her actions were 100% because of you.
And if you set a firm boundary? Then you’ve added to her collective trauma, according to her.
If you enforce a punishment for her violating that boundary? You’re a sociopath with no soul, no empathy, and she’s gonna tell EVERYONE YOU KNOW what you’re ‘really’ like.
Meanwhile I was just asking her to not take 4+ hours in the only bathroom (not a joke, not an exaggeration.)
Yeah, I have seen trauma used as an excuse for all sorts of damaging behavior...
My granddad was abused by his parents, so he abused my mum, who abused me, guess who now talks to none of them and is the first person in 3+ generations to not allow my upbringing to impact my future family? (Me) You can’t live as a perpetual victim, at some point you have to take accountability for your role in your CURRENT life and accept that although shitty things happened to you in the past it doesn’t mean that you have to be a shitty person. You can become the person you needed when you were a kid - but you can’t do that if you sit in your victimhood and use it as an excuse for everything.
Exactly. My mums mother was violent and put mum in hospital as a kid for simply walking in on her having sex with some random (she was a raging whore on top of being vicious). Luckily when mum was 10 she just got up and left, leaving grandad, mum, and 3 younger troubled siblings. My mum however is the sweetest gentle lady around and used the experience as a guide on how to not parent (or even adult).
I’ve known a couple people in their 30s who will be super toxic and casually blame it on stuff that happened when they were a kid. Like, work on yourself. You can’t just excuse being an asshole all the time
^^this, plus the people who go to therapy but expect the therapist to just fix them instead of using therapy as a tool for them to fix themselves
I hate to say it, but as a trans person it seems to me that this behavior/habit is really prevalent especially in the young to young-adult members of my community and it bothers me. I associate it with people who are chronically online.
The internet is an amazing place, but it can also be an echo chamber. When people see videos validating their experiences, I imagine that confirmation bias acts as a sort of justification for their behavior.
I see this a lot with autism. The online autism community loves to spout that self diagnosis is equal to a real diagnosis - and when someone in that circle goes and gets evaluated and gets told they don't have autism, they NEVER accept that answer. I'm not saying that providers never get it wrong and it's always good to try for a second evaluation with a different doctor, but I have seen a ton of people who have gone to five or six doctors and been told by all of them that they're not autistic - yet they're still claiming it and seeking further evaluations!
Basically, people will decide they're autistic, often based on the way others on social media portray autism, and then that's it. They're never willing to accept that they might be wrong, it's just the doctors that are wrong. They don't accept that autism is a diagnosis with specific criteria, not an identity that you need a doctor to confirm for you.
theres one person at my school who’s like that and also the only very actively ‘out’ trans person and it’s absolutely horrible because now a lot of people in my year thinks all trans people are like that
This happened in my high school class! There was one out trans person and she was just awful to be around. But then to say you didnt like her for how she acted required this add on of but it’s fine that she’s trans. I just didn’t like her personality!
Phrased very well. I have ptsd and while I'm saying it here, I generally keep it to myself irl. Less than a handful of friends know and it really never comes up past the initial conversation.
Ptsd has a criteria. Too many people are claiming they have it due to things that don't fit the criteria, and it's always those people using it as an excuse, and it delegitimizes what we actually go through.
I was floored when my psych diagnosed me with PTSD years ago. I knew I had been through some shit, but it was still a surprise. I have been through therapy and have a shelf full of self-help books that I have read. Healing is an action, and cannot be attained without considerable effort. I saw a video and someone phrased it "it wasn't your fault, but now it's your responsibility." And I think what people don't realize about that is that if they don't heal they run the risk of repeating the patterns that caused their trauma.
Someone I know wears her trauma like a mantle. She fiercely advocates for her child, because HER mother did not. That's good! However, she is also incredibly critical without really realizing it, and has emotional volatility issues. Her child has anxiety and depression and while hereditary to a degree, it could have been mitigated by a concerted effort to address her traumas. Her lack of accountability is a major reason she and I are no longer friends.
Texting in mostly abbreviations.
My great uncle types in all caps for every single one of his Facebook posts
I take this at two levels.
On the one hand, language is malleable, English is especially so. What counts is that your ideas are communicated effectively.
On the other hand, I'm still going to think less of you if you intentionally fail to write something close to standard English.
To clarify: I don't mind the occasional wyd or lol. But if more than half of someone's texts are abbreviated phrases, that's annoying as shit.
I had a friend back in high school make up his own abbreviations and I never knew what he was saying.
I instantly judge someone that uses only "u" or "ur" nope, hate it.
Going to the checkout while talking on the phone with someone else
I’m a teller at a bank and people will come through the drive thru talking on the phone or on their phones coming into the lobby. How do you expect me to handle your money and not disturb you at the same time????
Lately the cashiers in the checkout lines are on the phone (ear buds) and having a full on conversation while checking me out. No greeting, nothing. I’m not trying to have a conversation, but I don’t think having manners is too much to ask
I do blood draws at work occasionally, and when I use the alcohol wipe to wipe the arm crease and the wipe turns brown from dirt/grime I’m judging
Over edited/filtered photos
how loud they talk in public
Some people just honestly don't know how loud they talk. My husband is one of those people. It helps that he has a voice that carries like crazy. It's gotten worse since he lost hearing in one of his ears.
I have a coworker like this. She heard herself talk over an officemate's headphones on a Teams meeting and asked us all if she was really that loud. I answered an honest yes and was kind of shocked she didn't already know
Bonus points if they are doing it to a phone held horizontally half a meter in front of their mouth.
Being an adult & making Disney your whole personality.
When they leave a product they don't want on a shelf, nowhere near where they got it from. Especially cold or frozen food.
Nah you should definitely judge people for this one. Leaving colds or frozens out of a cold environment ruins the product for no reason
Ok, the leaving cold or frozen food out any-frickin-where is pretty judge worthy. That costs the store money and someone else could’ve needed that item and now they can’t get it because it’s wasting away on a shelf in the toy aisle.
Totally. I feel like 80% of my costcos thoughts are me judging people and 20% on what to buy. Like, why would you leave a cake 20 feet away from the cashier when you could give it to them to put away?
Leaving a random item is fine. Leaving food out isn’t.
I used to work retail and if we couldn’t find ways to keep ourselves busy/they didn’t see a need for us then management would send us home. Obviously this is only going to work if it’s a couple of one offs and not everyone who enters the store (especially with the staffing shortages management invents).
People who say “I could care less”
It’s COULDN’T
Edited to add that some Redditors in the comments have educated me on this one and it can be used both ways. I’m standing down.
Yes. Otherwise it makes NO sense.
I mean, you sound like you COULD care less about this../
Yes ! This absolutely drives me crazy. I’ve even seen journalists do it.
How they smell.
so real i hate walking into a place and it smells like BO like yall KNEW it was gonna be hot af why don’t we have some deodorant in our bag😭
When they say supposeBly. There's no damn B!
Poor spelling.
If I notice a misspelling on a store’s website, I’m done and immediately look elsewhere. If they can’t be bothered to do basic proofreading, I won’t spend my money there.
I actually sent a correction to an educational blog once and they fixed it within minutes. I was expecting to get ignored so it was pretty cool.
Especially native English speakers that say “should of”.
And the sudden appearance about a decade ago of people using "loose" when they meant "lose".
Payed instead of paid. Drives me CRAZY
Defiantly instead of definitely. Could care less instead of couldn't care less.
These are the same people that confuse "genuinely" with "generally"
As a non-native speaker, I’ll never understand how native speakers do this.
Don’t they say “shouldn’t have”? Isn’t it obvious?
As a native English speaker in the UK who’s worked with non-native speakers here for more than 10 years, I can assure you that when I’ve proofread their work the non-native speakers (or ‘immigrants’) have better grammar in general.
This is like nails on a chalkboard for me.
It's "all of the sudden" that does it for me.
I relait to this
Talking and eating with their mouth open. Seriously, who wants to see mashed corn flying everywhere getting dangerously close to your plate.
That and lip smacking while they’re chewing
How about slurping? I had a coworker who used to slurp her coffee, so annoying.
It's not the sight, it's the sound. You can look away but unless there is any background noise, their open-mouth chewing will follow you.
Don’t judge it secretly. Pull ‘disgusted’ face and say URGHH
Similarly, people who open their mouths REALLY big, and then stick their tongue out, and put the fork on their stuck-out tongue, to put food in their mouth. It’s just GROSS.
Humble bragging too much. It’s weird.
Taking your children into a restaurant and allowing them to make a huge mess on the table, seats and floor. Then they all walk out and leave the mess.
book taste 😭
Yessss the Colleen Hoover readers
(Knowingly) having a kid with the wrong person.
Yes. And having an accidental first pregnancy that they clearly struggle with (financially, emotionally, whatever) and never learning from that and continuing to have more and more "accidents" that cause further struggles.
I know someone who had an accidental first pregnancy but then a few years later, purposefully got pregnant despite not being in a financially sound place and now constantly bitches about not having enough money to raise her two kids.
Not proofreading when they talk to text.
Why the hell should I spend more time deciphering your bullshit than you spent babbling it into your phone?
Listening to music or watching a video in public without headphones, makes my eye twitch and I suddenly completely understand Karens
See, this is something I think you should judge people for. It’s rude and a clear sign that they don’t care about anyone outside of themselves.
My ex would carry his laptop in a bag everywhere so he could have his playlist on wherever he went, and couldn't understand that sometimes I just like to listen to the ambience of wherever we were.
I live in So CA and some people play really loud music at the beach. I don’t get it.
I think crashing waves is a much nicer sound.
Constantly sniffing and never getting a tissue.
How their kids act out of control in public
The judgement doesn't kick in until I see the parent.
Parent who obviously gives no shits? Full judgement.
Dishevled looking Mom or Dad who's giving apologetic looks while trying their best to wrangle them so they can pick up prescriptions? All my sympathy. Sometimes kids gonna kid, and you got shit that's gotta get done. We live in a society, small irritations are part of life.
Saw a gal at Costco the other day with her 8ish year old boy in the basket of the cart. He was ranting because he wanted a soda while they waited for their pizza order. She has already bought him a sundae, and was trying to patiently explain it to him. I felt bad at first, but then she started smacking him on the head; he stood up to avoid it and she then shoved the cart really hard so he fell over and then laughed at him when he got madder at her. Sympathy gone in that instant.
Jeez, that could've gone really bad.. teeth getting knocked out, fallen out of the cart and broken something.. when people just react and do stuff like that, it makes you wonder how many times it has happened before. That will probably forever be their dynamic unfortunately...
Or on public transit. I work on a commuter railroad, and the number of kids that are standing on the seats, hanging on the bars, running up and down the aisle. I tell them that its not safe for them to run up and down and to have them sit down because if we have to stop quickly for any reason, your kid is going flying. They don't like people telling them to keep their kids safe.
"Don't tell me how to raise my perfect, sweet angel!"
And bringing your kids to a brewery and let them run wild.
The person in front of me in the checkout line based on what they're buying.
I still think about a lady decades ago who, on a Friday night in the Walgreens checkout put a can of Dinty Moore Chunky Beef Stew and an off brand douche on the conveyer belt. Lady had zero fucks left to give.
I love that woman. 🤣 I saw a priest getting a bottle of vodka and pack of cigs on a Sunday afternoon. Guess Sunday afternoons are their Fridays…
What if I’m buying a spoon, lighter, And a belt?
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I know people are busy and have lives, but when they don’t read anything other than text messages or social media. I’m talking books, articles, newspapers, magazines, etc.
If they marinade themselves with body spray or perfume.
I've heard someone describe it as "they stink pretty."
When people think their opinion is the only one that matters. The know it all people, that are really rude about it.
How someone speaks can be a decent indication of their education level, but it's not always fair to judge someone on that bc it could've been out of their control
Strangers telling me god loves me.
This might be controversial, but being an "online activist". Not actual activists that use social media as a tool, but people who constantly post about being aware of every single tragedy or major event around the world but don't do anything or raise awareness around ways to actually do things. I feel like it makes people feel like they have to have surface level awareness of every single issue rather than putting in concentrated effort and knowledge to get things done.
I honestly think that some of this is stolen misery if that's even a concept? It's like their life is so boring and mundane and uninteresting that they have to take on other people's pain and trauma for like, internet sympathy points? I don't know I find it gross. And it's usually pretty obvious that this is not a person that's trying to spread awareness of an issue, you know? It's always the same people who just all they ever have is the bad news of other people they may not even know...like, it's gross what do you get out of that???
How badly behaved their dogs are
Bad grammar.
Excessive use of trendy slang.
I judge when people elongate consonants in text messages that don’t get elongated when spoken. If you are saying “what” in an exasperated tone, and you are texting me whattttttt instead of whaaaaaaat, that will have me side eyeing you because now I can’t unsee you talking that way in my mind’s eye. No ma’am you are not a sprinkler t-t-t-t-t
Guys with their pants hanging off their asses.
Saying “I seen” instead of “I saw.”
Everyday! I’ve even heard news people say it. Instantly my mind screams “ see, saw, have seen”!
People who complain about how hard it is being a parent and how they have no money and then have more kids.
Poor vocabulary and spelling
How loud they are in a public space, specially with other people around.
Not everyone wants to hear the music you play on your car, this isn't a neighbourhood party.
Not everyone needs to listen to your story when on the bus or on the mall.
Not everyone should have to endure you being unable to speak in a normal volume.
Partaking in sexist or racist religions. I know that most religious people were raised that way, but I can't help it. I immediately feel sad for the children/women/disadvantaged group and mistrust for adult men/privilaged group.
I definitely judge this. Because no one is more judgmental than someone who hides their judgment behind religion. In today’s society it is very easy to find information outside of what you were raised with. And if you choose to not do this - well that’s on you. I’m of course talking about adults & those who aren’t in completely closed off, cult -like communities.
How dirty their house is
Same. The person I judge the hardest is me, though 😭
I helped one of my best friends move recently and her place was yucky, like sticky yucky. She’s the most wonderful person but in that moment I knew I could never and will do everything humanly possible to never have to live with her
Not reading books
hot take but if I find out you’re religious I’m judging a bit. As someone who was raised religiously and is no longer, I just find the whole thing delusional to a certain degree.
100% this.
People who are in public (especially in a restaurant) and talk with their phones on speaker. It's obnoxious please stop doing it lol.
Smoking cigarettes
I've been smoking for a year, one of the dumbest things you can do with your money and health.
Daphne, may I call you Daphne? It was my grandmother's name and she was a lovely woman who died of throat cancer.
I love to smoke, it's truly my last vice, and I wish I'd never started. You can stop, I believe in you.
same, except that i smoke
Chewing gum with mouth open .
I’m gonna get so much abuse for this but destination weddings when the couple has nothing to do with that destination. You know getting married in Italy/ Santorini etc. I always feel those weddings become more about the trip and the destination than the actual couple getting married. Then I wonder how long that marriage will last. Sorry everyone, I just find it really odd but if it’s any consolation I’m likely alone in this.
Peoples overspending especially when they’re deeply in debt and have children. I don’t mean using your credit card to pay the electricity bill I’m talking having a second mortgage, 2 car loans, 4 credit cards riding the line of being maxed and you can’t park in your garage because of the junk, or your kitchen cabinets are full of 8 different kinds of trendy cups. It’s gross.
This one will probably get me some flack, but people who wear overly religious or Christians shirts (like the simply southern style shirts with prayers and bible verses) or who have really Christian bumper stickers, etc. In my personal experience, everyone I’ve ever met who was like that was mostly just a Sunday Christian, and it was all very performative. In reality they aren’t that Christian at all. I have family who are all “good Christians” and they’re some of the nastiest, pettiest people alive.
I don’t care what religion people are, I just think it’s obnoxious when it’s in my face and I have to deal with someone trying to “save me” while I’m stuck listening to them because I’m at work and can’t escape.
When a parent is taking care of themselves but the child is morbidly obese.
Or when the parents are obese and so are the kids! My parents overfed the shit outta me and made me eat everything on my plate and always had soda and dessert. Took me years to change my eating habits and lose the weight.
Didn’t realise this was one for me, but any morbidly obese child or pet. Someone could have done something.
Oh my cat got fat so fast. Putting him on a diet took years and years of sacrifice for him. It’s so much better to prevent it.
Multiple kids with multiple baby mamas or baby daddies. You don’t need to make a baby with everyone you sleep with FFS.
How spatially aware they are of their surroundings. IE the grocery store aisle test.
Bringing non service dogs places and lying about how they're service dogs and buying those fake service dog vests off of Amazon.
If you are going to have a fake service dog vest on at least train the dog with simple fucking commands. No, your dog is not a trained service dog if he doesn't sit on command.
I saw a "service dog" the other day at an assisted living facility. He was jumping and barking at the residents. Chatting with the owner, I asked if he was trained at ____ (a local dog training facility). The owner said "well, he's not actually trained" no fucking shit - service dogs don't act like that.
People who don't put shopping carts back correctly.
I judge those who take them all of the way to the corral then half arse putting them back more than I do people who just leave them by their parking space.
When they don’t use the Oxford comma.
their fashion sense
I’m from NY. One of my favorite quotes is “NYC: Totally accepting of your beliefs. Just as judgmental of your shoes.”
Compliment someone from Minneapolis on their shoes:
“Oh gee, thanks, I got them on sale at Target.”
Compliment someone from San Francisco on their shoes:
“Thanks, they’re vegan leather; local, sustainable, organic.”
Compliment someone from L.A. on their shoes:
“I know, right? They’re Prada.”
Compliment someone from NYC on their shoes:
“The fuck you say about my shoes?”
People who are overly religious. I know I shouldn’t judge what they do in their own time (unless they’re the type to try to force it on others), but I just feel like its ridiculous with all we know about science.
Getting cut off in traffic. 99/100 times they aren’t malicious, just impatient. But the things I say out loud to myself about them are pretty vile.
People who won’t stop whining.
people having more children than they can care for
All the things I don't like about myself.
Incredibly self aware take.
This is the real answer.