KingOfTheHill
Anyone else have a KOTH quote that lives rent free in their head? This one is mine
else have a KOTH quote that lives rent free in their head? This one is mine
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Surprised no one has mentioned this yet.
“Firm but with a little give. Yep. These are medium rare.” Hank
“What if someone wants their’s well done?” Bobby
“We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave.”
This is mine. My husband quotes this at least twice a week at dinner time 🤣
in a similar vein (and I can't remember the exact quote)
"what about the people who don't clean off their grills?"
"well, we won't be eating there"
“You honor me by giving me gas.”
Not one specific thing, but I learned a lot about American culture and American English from this show. It helped me learn how to enunciate certain words because of how clearly they spoke (even boomhauer whose words were like a puzzle I could try and solve).
One of my mom's international students chose "Hank" as their "American Name" because of the show.
Peggy telling Bobby she doesn't have testicles after Bobby kicked her then Kahn yelling from the background "She's bluffing! Finish her!!"
kahn just loves a good fight, one of my favorite kahn quotes is in the episode where patch and boomhauer are fighting and he says “you must settle this like men, angry redneck men! blunderbusses at twenty paces”
Oh god I heard that in his voice and everything 🤣😂
"Go to hHELlll!" "I also big fat liar!"
Khan himself basically just lives rent free in my head.
“GIT!” has Looney Toons onomatopoeia strength and staying power. Up there with “Meep-Meep!”
With Shi-Shi-Shaaw in at close 2nd.
Wish I could upvote twice for the use of onomatopoeia - I love that word and you just don’t see it enough out and about these days, I tell ya hwat
I quote Dale pretty often...
Now boil up some mountain dew, it's gonna be a long night..
"I'm skeptical that you could, yet intrigued that you may."
“I’m not questioning your authority: I’m denying its existence entirely.”
This one, always. I use it frequently on colleagues who are bullshitting me.
It’s mostly always Dale when KOTH quotes pop into my head.
Soon we will speak our own language. "skeeble"
Are you attempting to know me?
Now that's a Gribble of an idea!
You’re askin’ me if I have theories?
"I blame the media blamers"
It's my yard...
Gentlemen, the crap has been literally scared out of me
I have a propane grill. Nearly every time I use it, I hear the line play in my head: "Taste the meat, not the heat." But it's from the Pro-Pain episode.
"I can teach you how to make a bomb out of nothing but a roll of toilet paper and a stick of dynamite."
You loves me? Dad? What kind of man tells another man he loves him? I don't want to die with my sissy son who loves me. You gonna bring me roses 'cause you love me? No, no, Dad, it-it's not like that. I, I didn't mean it Get out of here! I can't even look at you. How dare you love me?
Everybody hated that baby!!!!
HATED, A BABY?!
For some reason this one always pops in my head and maybe it’s the way Hank says it.
“Christmas with the Niefkos.”
HATED A BABY?!?!
I just watched this one not too long ago and for the rest of the night I just kept saying it to myself lol
Mihn: “Hey bozo! Where your clown car Peggy Hill? Hey you look like Ronald McDonald you bozo Peggy Hill!… Sheesh she’s so stuck up, not even say hello.”
Mihn: “I started growing roses after doctor cut off my Xanax.”
you know what they say ford stands for, don't ya? it stands for "fix it again, tony." heh heh...
Dale that’s a fiat.
Fix, it, again...
“I don’t like saying this twice in one dinner, but…horses ass.”
The guy asked me if I wanted honey mustard and I almost took a swing at him - Hank Hill
There's some milk in the fridge about to go bad.... and there it goes.- Bobby Hill
This muggy weather is giving me the horribles
What fascinatin’ thing are y’all doin’?
Golden Richards was a Dallas cowboy …. He was a beautiful man , I knew him briefly
Nice weekend Bill? 🙎♀️
Both of em! 🧏
That delivery of "briefly" deserves an award.
This flower is wilting
ALWAYS. Especially if it’s November.
“November” lol
I call my friends and kids “old top” in the Buck Strickland voice.
That’s what I say when about to get into the fundamentals
Approaching with romantic intent
"That's my purse! I don't know you!!"
This is my favorite quote, too!
“We LOVE YOU, Jane! We LOVE YOU, Jane!” Also… “Pay No Attention to that Man Person! He’s on the wrong side of the Love Fence!” 😂
God said to me: 'Don't do it!', but you know what? I knew better
“I’m skeptical that you could yet intrigued that you may”
I am the mac daddy of Heimlic county, I play it straight up yo!
Please Hank, don't turn me out. I'm no good, ask anyone, ask my wife
“Sometimes you can do everything right and still lose” - Cotton Hill
- Jean Luc Picard
“There Better Be A Naked Cheerleader Under Your Bed!”
Ginseng?? I don't need to get all hopped up on dope!
I unironically say “I tell you hwhut” several times daily
I do the "bwaaaa"
"She bluffing, finish her!"
“I’m so depressed I can’t even blink”
"And if I don't poop again, well that will just be who I am"
What I’m I supposed to do? NOT dance with a dog?!?
"I tell you hwat, this Goofus fella is a dumbass"
“What the hell kind of country is this where I can only hate a man if he’s white?”
That Hank quote really was ahead of its time. I’m not even white or conservative and I agree that it’s crazy that you can’t dislike someone or something without somebody out there thinking you’re some kind of bigot.
Dale: You will be begging for gerbster.
Peggy: ¡Escúchame!
Jimmy Carter: HATED A BABY?!
Bill: Pretty pretty pizza!
Bobby: It’s got hair?!
Minh saying, “Hey look at me, I’m like little girl in mama’s shoes!” crosses my mind often.
No, no extra nutrients for me. I'm having a steak tonight.
Joe Jack, are you sober? Pause I've had my coffee.
"Ooooohhh it's gonna be that kind of party!!!" ~ Minh S13E18
OR
Here is my quote
Bill I didn't know you were born in Cajun country, and I don't care.
When Bobby joins the wrestling team and Hank rolls him up into a wet carpet and yells "Explode!!! Explode Bobby!" And poor Bobby just lays there struggling and Hank is still encouraging "..... keg of dynamite!"
"Despite my expert navigation, you still managed to get us lost" (Cotton to Hank while running away from Vietnam vets)
Kahn: “oh look, it all hill-billy rednecks. If you are here, then who is guarding trashcans in alley” kahn laugh
6am and already the boy ain’t right.
"I'm trying to contain an outbreak here and you're driving the monkey to the airport!"
"What are you doing, catching butterflies?"
“No offense - but he’s from Oklahoma”
You're "lucky Pierre"
Dale you jiblethead! We live in Texas! It’s already 110 in the summer, and if it gets 1 degree hotter I’M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!!
If everybody fried their food, there would be no war.
That's what i call general haberdashery
Pocket sand!
YOU HAVE BEEN KICKED IN THE TESTICLES!
Hank Hill yelling “oh my god, it’s so juicy”
“I’m no math-magician, BUT…”
“A man took pictures of me!”
"I challenge you with my intellectual."
I’m sure there are lots of wives who would love to have you as their husband’s secretary
"Someone breaks into your house, but you don't have a gun... how are you gonna shoot em?"
anything dale says stays rent free, s’ko is part of my daily lingo, 6 am and that boy ain’t right, him asking bobby to shoot him bc he’s a clean shot, that’s all i got rn
Well I got a sense of humor, I laugh at Tony Danza.
If I get outta this chair, Garth Brooks will die.
Omg yes but most often "that's my purse and I don't know you" lol
I do believe I have the vapors....
Bwhaaa!!
Awww man! I lost my weavel…🥺
When Cotton is interviewing for the job at the asbestos removal company and he's talking about how he installed a bunch of asbestos in schools and hospitals. And the guy says how the company is actually paid to remove asbestos.
The way Cotton goes, "What? What? Remove asbestos?! What the hell for?!" Makes me laugh so hard. I think about it a lot
Wimatanye!
Wimatanye I see Mr. Gribble’s butt Wimatanye!
Dusty old bones, full of green dust
"Peggy this isn't middle school, this is real life."
Peggy Makes The Big Leagues-Season 5-episode 5
Did I fly too close to the sun with my hotdog wings?
I can fly to the moon and marry a mermaid!
There’s a few but I watch everyday.
Cotton: a bowl?
Caleb: white shirt white shirt howd you get your shirt so white, white shirt, but i do it for a lot of things and sub out the words but keep the cadence
Appleseed: don’t look now but you just fixed our vibe… Ting!
“Woo-loo-loo”
“In my opinion, the day after thanksgiving is the biggest shopping day of the year.”
"Guys can shave their legs too? That's very interesting." "Peggy!" "Bobby!" "Sorry Dad"
“Bobby! You don’t want these kinds of laughs. This laughter is ill-informed!”
You need to be lectured all day long....
It's definitely the episode in which Bobby was forced to smoke an entire carton of cigarettes. "You are going to smoke this entire carton of cigarettes until you can't smoke any more." That might not be the right quote but it was close.
"THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU!"
"That my purse. I don't know u!!!"
"But my lawn, Dale. U don't mess with a man's lawn"
"Bwaaahhh"
"Via Con Dios"
"Americans can't buy land in Mexico"
"NO MORE BOUNCIMG THAT BALL"
"U threw a baseball at your mother?!"
Peggy Hill remove pedal from metal
Hate me do you? After all the love I allowed your mother to give you!
"Okay." Bobby reaches for rifle
“Mr. Strickland got under more balls than a midget hooker”
"I'm skeptical that you can, but intrigued that you may...."
Dale: let me ask you this? Guys breaks into your house, but you don't have a gun! How are you going to shoot him?? Hank: Bobby you're failing English?? But you speak English? 🤣🤣
“If you weren’t my son, I would hug you.”
In the future, both men and women will visit the gynecologist but only women will be getting their money's worth. KOTH predicted the future😄
Soooo....... Are you Chinese? Or Japanese?....
"Bobby, some things are like a tire fire. Trying to put it out only makes things worse. All you can do is just grab a beer and let it burn."
"I must admit even I am surprised by the results. I thought i had my support"
Dale in the mental house after everyone votes to call Hank
YOUUUU HAVE BEEN KICKED IN THE TESTICLES…..
The Clark peters I know likes to burn things
“Damn it Bobby!”
"...a winch, a cinder block, and 50,000 Hebrew slaves"
My friend and I use this whenever we ask each other how to do something.
After Cotton says Hank got his narrow urethra from his mother he says “mines so damn wide I could pass the child myself!”
Someone's got a birthday, I wonder who
" Lil' dab will do ya."
When Dale is talking about using deer pee-pee. I think its when they go hunting with the boys
"SGO SGO SGO!!! SGET THERE!" Is mine
It's a monument to man's arrogance!
"I say let it warm up. We'll grow oranges in Alaska. See what Boutros Boutros Golly Golly thinks about that."
Lots of them honestly.
The opportunity to use "grip it...why dont you grip it?!" Comes up suprisingly often
"VAAAAAAAAGINA!"
“Pretty dog. Weak handshake.”
"If it gets one degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your ass!"
I use this one frequently in the summer.
"Nancy and John Redcorn, did something to your dog?" Has been stuck in my head since it aired😂
Why do you keep calling me biLL
My dusty old bones.
Damn it, Bobby. - about everything
That's my purse, I don't know you!
Sausage! Where's my sausage?!
"The complacency of fools will destroy them - Proverbs"
"Get out of my house - Exodus"
"I can show you how to make a bomb out of a toilet roll and a stick of dynamite."
“PLAY THE GAMBLER”. I can’t see live music without saying it at least once.
You guys know I don’t have a problem with anger, I have a problem with idiots.
Imma start unironically saying this anytime my girlfriend seems a little moody
"That boy ain't right", and "I tell ya what" are phrases I utter frequently
“He he you sound like Minh” “leave my wife out of this, hillbilly!”
"THAT'S MY PURSE!! I DON'T KNOW YOU!" 'cue swift kick to the family jewels'
Dale- “Macaroon? I've got entrance wound size, and exit wound size.”
As a janitor, what would you do with unlimited free time and no income?
Escuchame?
i can't seem to say propane without added "and propane accessories"
And if not, why not?
don't play mind checkers with me, man. i'm not in the mood.
"Sealy? Serta? Simmons? Stearns and Foster?" - Dale Gribble
"My God...are you still talking?"
"She's STILL talking!"
Good god you got a fat neck hank….. say it all the time
I don’t have a anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
“I thought I smelled corn—and this confirms it!”
You don’t know who I am, but I know where you live.
"Hank Hill, you ruin my life. What can I do for you?"
Be-bi-bickey-bi, bo-bo…along with Dale’s voice.
Hank please calm down, your urethra will disappear
We've got to get Dallas before the gangs wake up.
you can’t find these deals at the megalow mart
Does Bwah count
I tell ya huwat
It’s 7am and already that boy ain’t right.
I quote Dale and Bill on a daily basis
My fiance and I particularly love to mimic the sound Bill makes in one of the Thanksgiving episodes (where Dale tries to cash a fake million dollar check from Bill) when he's angry at the grocery store and takes a bite of a stick of butter. It's such a beautiful noise XD "Nyuhm!"
"I say let God play God, He's better at it!"
Guns don't kill people. The government does.
“Bobby, vegetarians can’t be trusted”
"Don't be a try-baby, Hank. Be a do-baby."
I’ll I blame the media blamers.
VLEH.
6 AM and already the boy ain’t right.
My sloppy Joe is all sloppy and no Joe.
Bwaaaahhhhah
Christmas with the Niefcos (spelling?)
That’s my purse I don’t know you!
"Yeah, yeah, I'm a broiled ox penis"
POCKET SAND
That's my purse! I don't know you!
“Commie go homeeee!” “OK”
"That Boy ain't right", "Bwah", "Twigboy beeracrat", "so are You Chinese or Japanese", "That is the best damn burger I ever had", "OCCUPIED! OCCUPIED!", "God dang it!", "Mother of God, it's all toilet sounds", "I'm gonna kick your ass"
"Thanks for the latte, Kenneth."
The Cologne has displeased you
Actually same episode, “jam, jelly, jam, jelly!”
How could you not mention “yep this is it”
Are y'all with the cult?
“We're not a cult. We're an organization that promotes love and...”
"Yeah, this is it"
"Yeah, this is it'
No, your name is Jane