EMOLLICA
"E Moll" is "E Minor" in the german language btw.
Kind of fitting for Metallica
Same in Polish
And Swedish
And Macedonian
and hungarian
And in Finnish
Em is the metallica scale
James “Dyed Eyebrows” Hetfield - Lead vocals and rhythm guitar.
Kirk “Naval Flasher” Hammett - Lead guitar.
Lars “Used All the Eyeliner” Ulrich - Drums.
Jason “WTF Is Going On” Newsted - Bass guitar and rethinking his life choices.
I thought you had me at “naval flasher” but then came “used all the eyeliner” and i actually died 🤣
Blue my load
This deserves more appreciation!
This photo session has the most „un-Hetfield looking” James Hetfield ever. Curious times!
The ‘90s were a dark time for ‘80s thrash metal bands
Some more than others…
he looks like Wolverine about to go to a gay club
That’s exactly it LOL
My Friend of Weezery
YOU JUST STOOD THERE SCREAMING
My load needs to reload
"Metallica releasing a massive load on June 13th" - Online news media
I knew the 90s were rough for them but damn is this shit real? Lol
the blue album
Life with Leather
Lol no life since leather
I hesitated with that one 😆
…And Eyebrows For All…
Stop it!🤣🤣🤣
Stone Templeallica
Violator
as a depeche mode mega fan you got me to laugh w this. thanks!
“Mid-life crisis”
Black 'n Blue
Fifty Shades of Eyeliner
Goth, by Metallica
Meezer
Punk wezzer
Depeche Mode 2.0
Depeche Load
That is the correct answer. U2/DM although DM are a beast band in their own turf.
Blackstreet Boyz - Metal Street's back Again
The Black & Blue Album
Wolverine and Friends Sing the Blues
Twinkerton
The Blue Oyster
The thing that should not be
Eyeliner of the Beholder
Lady Boiz
Why James looks like him:
From: x-men origins wolverine
Gaytallica.
guess who's really fucccckinnn gay
Robert, Lars and Kirk and James.
Lars is a hobbit
166 cm to be precise. That's 5'4" in imperial units.
That is some gayidity
Weezer by Metallica
Weezer - The Leather Album
Touch My Mönkey
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Let's Get Busy Quickly Tonight
Why am I 99% sure that shit was Lars' idea?
Because it was . Prolly his and Bob Rock's idea. Taking the greatest Thrash Metal band in existance and turning it into a mashup of glam/rock pile of trash.
“Hey you should put your arm around me for this next shot…”
Metallic Goth
“We Cut Our Hair and Lost Our Powers Just Like Samson”
Master of Muppets
No life ‘till leather
Nightman Cometh
Download
Wolverine & Da Boiz
I wonder if Dave pissed his pants laughing at this?
Preload
Hetfield is Uncomfortable
source:
metallica official yt channel, and my f*cked brain
Looks like a bookend from when SNL goes to commercial. Looks EXACTLY like that.
I'm thinking this is from when they played The Memory Remains on SNL in 1997.
Load
My Metallic Romance
Black core fashionista.
Oops… we did it again!
Meat Market
Steal this band
Twilight Years
Metallica’s blue album
No, next question.
…MID LIFE CRISIS FOR ALL
“No”
No life til leather
Cunning Cunts
Loaded
Creampie
Blow my blue's.
Jay and the Mascaras
James looks like a Buffy The Vampire Slayer character
Weezer
Bloody Holly
Emo Militia
Ouch, Lars Give me my arm back.....
....yeah, dude, what the Fauk?!
Emo 'Em All
Sell outs!
Man Load
Tallmonty
The Nightman Cometh
The closeters
Easy. 'Load'.
In-law Sewn
Gothica
Hey girl hey
Hell Bent for Leather
They all look like the band members of HIM
“we’ve recorded in denmark”
Posers McPosersons
The Blue Oyster
metallica
Makeupllica
Metallica
"We are SO confused"
The gay album
Gay emo 2man (no disrespect to Metallica I love them)
The gay album
Baby Oil Blues
"Peer Pressure"
Gothtallica
Mascara of Puppets
Blueballs
🌈PRIDE the Lightning
Maybe it’s Metallica (maybe it’s maybelline jingle)
James looks uncanny here
1) Suck my Navel.
2) the Black Album the sequel
Emo Wolverine and His Short Friends Play the Blues
why does hetfield look like wolverine
Blue Motel.
Reloading: 1990 & 2000 - Greatest hits
1 - Enter Sandman
2 - Fuel
3 - Through never
4 - She's not my dog
5 - King Nothing
6 - Switch
7 - The Unforgivable II
8 - The Devil's Dance
9 – Until he sleeps
10 - No light
11 - The poor thing twisted me
12 - Memory remains
Der Bläu Album
Green Day in the 90s may not approve.
Punky Brooder
The Four Blackman
Shit sandwich
It’s called. “We did a lot of cocaine and Vodka in the mid 90’s”
When did Chris Kattan join Metallica?
Songs from the Blue Oyster
Now appearing at the Greased Manhole in West Hollywood Ca. The once up-and-coming biggest thrash band to come out of the 80s.
No life till leather productions presents, an evening with Metallica. The little thrash band that was supposed to become bigger than Led Zeppelin.
One night only because they have to get back to their day jobs tomorrow 🤬😈🤬😈🤬😈
I love how you can tell this was 1000% Lars’ idea
Depeche Mope
Wetaleeca
No Life Till Liner.
Kirk and Lars look the most “My chemical romance” ever here
Emotallica
Load
Load
72 Butt Squeezes
S&M
Soft Rock Sym-phony
Sapphire Crystal Nights
No Life til Leather... and Eye Liner
Diet Coke with Lemon.
TOM OF FINLAND PRESENTS …
Welcome to the Black Parade
Lars looks like he’s going for gasps.
Take my LOAD
That's not James, he is Victor Creed (Sabertooth).
The Blue Horsemen
Weez and Destroy
Sad but Blue
Master of emos
Metallic People
Boomers
St. Banger
i can’t take any of their haircuts seriously in this photo.
Queef the Faith
Fall into the gap
the mighty have fallen
Love em all
Ride the Eyeliner
De-Load
Ugh... The bell tolled... Kurt thinks he's cute..Lars thinks he's cuter...jason nested thinks..why the fuck did I leave this ducking band...wahwah...he's a sad panda..
Spell check hates my existence..lol
But seriously..saw them in Charlotte a month ago..it changed my life.
Emotallica
Savage Fartin - ChickYeah Cherry Cola
Metallemo
Bluetallica
Metallica (the Blue Album)
My Name is Jason
…And Justice for No One Else
The Bell Has Tolled And Left Me Here
Buddy Hammett
Undone - The Sanitarium Song
Surf Whiplash America
Say It Ain't My Bitch
In the Garage, Inc.
Holiday That Never Comes
Only in Nightmares
The bell has tolled and left me here bwaaaaahahaha
ts is too good bruh
Buddy Hammet lmao
You just won the internet for today.
Say It Ain't My Bitch is incredible👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
So well done, lol.
“my name is Jason I played the bass. It was difficult to pluck the strings but unfortunately lars lowered my bass in And justice for all. And now I can’t do anything but sing this stupid song.”
Bravo 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼
Well done sir. 👏
🎵Oo-we-oo I look just like Buddy Hammett 🎶
🎵If you want to welcome to sanitarium. Tighten these straps as I walk away🎶