Minecraft

posted this multiple years ago lol still one of my luckiest moments

and i'd just like to say the fella called Blu_thorn i'd kindly like to give a big F YOU for tryna tell me what food to eat shame on u

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1 day ago
Commandcreator1000

Death just tickled your balls

1 day ago
OptimalButterfly4650 OP

bro i was CLENCHED when it happened 😭

1 day ago
CliffyPenguin44

Crazy mf jumped INTO the infinite death pit willingly. And almost got killed by an endermite

1 day ago
OptimalButterfly4650 OP

bro i started screaming if i remember correctly when that little ankle biter got me

1 day ago
CliffyPenguin44

I didn't expect it at the end when I heard it, and was surprised it died and you didn't with half a heart

1 day ago
OptimalButterfly4650 OP

yea the enderman clutched up and spanked him for me 🙏🙏🙏

1 day ago
Itz_Ryan3274

Dude just jumped straight in, I usually do this with pearls… BUT BUT OVER THE FOID OF DEATH.

1 day ago
OptimalButterfly4650 OP

balls of steel

1 day ago
Joshua5_Gaming

or dumb, depending on how you look at it, lol

1 day ago
OptimalButterfly4650 OP

well i made it didnt i?😏

1 day ago
Joshua5_Gaming

Keep doing that and share the results haha

1 day ago
OptimalButterfly4650 OP

hell no bro im never doing ts ever again😭

1 day ago
MKYT6

you could’ve very easily avoided that near death situation

1 day ago
OptimalButterfly4650 OP

oh yea ik but again this was 3 years ago and i js couldnt be assed bridging across

1 day ago
MKYT6

yeah or just not jumping while you threw it. it would’ve made it

1 day ago
Retrograde-Planet

But how would we get this video?!

1 day ago
23Amuro

Lucky, perhaps, but if the Endermite managed to kill you it would've been just punishment for doing something so stupid as willingly jumping into the void under zero pressure lmao

1 day ago
Minute-Bend-3120

this is a cool trick i do to scare my friends into thinking i jumped off but you dont take any damage if you dont time it horribly

1 day ago
Working_Switch6736

I guess, if I repeat something like this to scare friends, ender pearl will fall into the void with me

1 day ago
FarmerLarge9240

That apple’s so casual after that. It’s like getting hit by a car and landing on your feet without spilling your beer

1 day ago
SlayCC

Stupidest as well

1 day ago
OptimalButterfly4650 OP

oh well it worked

1 day ago
Plebyby

When looking for your first elytra makes you sleepy that you do near death things just so you wake up

1 day ago
Timur_Glazkov

You were on Bedrock, why did you have to bridge like that 😭

1 day ago
OptimalButterfly4650 OP

bc im not good at bridging the other way

1 day ago
ak1166

What other way is there to bridge?

4 hours ago
Necro_Monger

Im fairly new to minecraft. What food should you not eat in the End? Was it the apple?

1 day ago
Asleep-Letterhead-16

nothing wromg with eating apples in the End, the concern is probably that apples aren’t efficient to eat. People carry things like steak and bread because they refill a lot of hunger points

1 day ago
OptimalButterfly4650 OP

the dude was complaining that i was eating apples and stuff idk eat wtv u want man dont listen to others it has no effect on ur gameplay

1 day ago
JXKGamers

Yes it has. Not only are apples hard to come by they are also needed for golden apples. Also eating steak refills more hunger points and gives more saturation(meaning u have to eat less often.)

23 hours ago
OptimalButterfly4650 OP

yea but as sumone said in the last post its a sandbox game who cares what u eat its ur own world it doesnt effect you

23 hours ago
JXKGamers

But it literally does? I'm not saying u shouldn't eat apples but to say it doesn't affect the gameplay is straight up wrong. Do whatever you want dude.

23 hours ago
OptimalButterfly4650 OP

it doesnt effect YOU who care bro its their own game🤷🏻‍♂️

23 hours ago
JXKGamers

It objectively does. Maybe it doesn't affect the irl version of you but in-game you're literally being inefficient.

23 hours ago
OptimalButterfly4650 OP

ok maybe ur alot more stupid then i thought okay so it doesn't effect YOU AS IN YOU BRO NOT ME NOT HIM NOT US YOU😭 like c'mon man yes obv u will need to eat more but who cares js say "hey btw if u eat this u get more js thought i'd lyk" but at the end of the day it doesnt effect u bro only them js move on

23 hours ago
JXKGamers

What you said makes zero sense. It objectively does affect the person playing and in this situation you. You literally said that it doesn't affect gameplay when it literally does. Calling me stupid doesn't change the fact that I'm right. I don't care about how u play or what you're eating. I just tried to help.

23 hours ago
OptimalButterfly4650 OP

okay so im telling you that it doesnt effect YOU not me YOU bro god damn please js shut up😭

23 hours ago
HatsuneMiku125

I mean if you don't care, then like OP said it doesn't affect you. OP is the person playing, and you aren't playing. I think now you might understand the reason it's stupid now, so if you want to eat all the good stuff go play by yourself.

Let him play his own game however he wants. If in the future he finally learns about other food being better and feels the difference on his own, then it'll be more satisfying and memorable than some dude on the internet telling him what he should do.

10 hours ago
poke-legend
:wolf:

Bro u r hurting me rn 😭

22 hours ago
LuigiFlagWater
:elder_guardian:

In case you're still confused, by ‘you’ they mean you directly, JXKGamers, not you generally as in whomever is playing the game.

19 hours ago
HDPZ_GAMING

You (JXK) not the in game character or optimal butterfly, it shouldn’t matter to you what someone eats in their single player game

23 hours ago
Ben-Goldberg
:pumpkin_golem:

Hard to come by?

Cut down some oak trees.

12 hours ago
card1ne

on bedrock the void is just a killing floor at -40? Lmao

1 day ago
AffirmCustard

I guess that’s how it is now? Last time I fell into the void super super long ago I just remember falling as I die not just stopping and taking damage

10 hours ago
FeatherLight94
:lime_sheep:

That was so unnecessary lol

19 hours ago
Emotional_sea_9345

I bet you felt very stupid when you were at 2 hearts

1 day ago
OptimalButterfly4650 OP

nope i thought it was sick asf

1 day ago
Emotional_sea_9345

Dying in the void??

1 day ago
OptimalButterfly4650 OP

shit idk what u saw but i dont remember dying

1 day ago
Emotional_sea_9345

Ok but not even for a moment did you think you were going to die down there?

1 day ago
OptimalButterfly4650 OP

oh yea i did think i was gonna die but thats not what u said

1 day ago
thelaurent

This dude either has balls of steel or brain cells of a goldfish. There is no inbetween

15 hours ago
OptimalButterfly4650 OP

nope theres a inbetween bc its both

14 hours ago
CrveniPapagaj
:red_parrot:

miliseconds. Miliseconds saves you.

23 hours ago
Tartaruga_Ingles
:zombified_piglin:

To everyone here pointing out the endermite in the end: 1. He had a totem so it doesn't matter. 2. He wasn't standing over the void so he could just recollect his items if the endermite killed him 3. I'm only talking about the endermite thing don't spam me with replies of "totem doesn't matter against the void!"

20 hours ago
AffirmCustard

The void will just keep damaging you after the totem, that wouldn’t have made a difference.

10 hours ago
StoneShovel

Why tf would you jump??

19 hours ago
NuclearTurtle-

You could've just grabbed more blocks?

13 hours ago
OptimalButterfly4650 OP

yea no shit but i was lazy so i decided to js yolo it😭

13 hours ago
Grass_roots_farmer
:creeper:

In bedrock at least you can bridge in front of you

1 day ago
RevenantBacon

But why did you jump? You got what, an extra 3 blocks of distance on your pearl? Completely pointless risk.

22 hours ago
OptimalButterfly4650 OP

if i didnt i probably wouldve died mate

22 hours ago
RevenantBacon

How would you have died? Nothing was attacking you, and pearls don't trigger if they fall into the void, has to hit a solid surface, and the pearl made it to the other island with huge amounts of room to spare.

Like i said, completely pointless to jump there.

22 hours ago
OptimalButterfly4650 OP

i wouldnt of been in the air longer and therefore i wouldve died

22 hours ago
RevenantBacon

If you didn't jump off the edge of the platform, you wouldn't have been in the air at all. You would have gone from standing still at the end of the platform to standing still on the next island. Instead of almost dieing to the void plus pearl damage, you would have only taken damage from the pearl.

22 hours ago
OptimalButterfly4650 OP

ohhh u meant jumping off i thought u meant like why didnt i js walk off💀 but yea na i didnt know if i was gonna make it or not so i js wanted to try n maximise my chances of survival

22 hours ago
RevenantBacon

i js wanted to try n maximise my chances of survival

Lmao bro, you got the survival instinct of a lemming 😆

22 hours ago
OptimalButterfly4650 OP

brother i was 16 calm down n i also didnt know how far pearls can go i dont study this game like sum players

22 hours ago
AffirmCustard

Lmao he thought you were questioning the jump instead of walking off 🤣🤣🤣

10 hours ago
No_Dingo6694
:blaze:

Why did you do that?

21 hours ago
AlphaWolfie45

NAAAWHHH THAT WAS…. speachless bro. As a bedrock player myself that was really hard to do props to you lil one

15 hours ago
Ok_Shine_2930

You should have thrown to the left it was much closer

6 hours ago
Academic_Pizza_7270

Even WATCHING bridging in the End gives me a sense of dread. So. Much. Void.

5 hours ago
Gloomy_Many_6192

I hate when bedrock players say bridging is easier, it can be, being able to place blocks in front of you without crouching can, and should be a feature on both versions, but it doesn't work half the time and you end up dying.

23 hours ago
poke-legend
:wolf:

Yeah it still takes practice, tho I hav gotten the hang of it playing bedwars with my friends

22 hours ago
KraftKapitain
:villager:

you are insane

18 hours ago
Enahs_08
:derp_golem:

why jump? like why? Throwing Ender pearl doesn't travel in a speed of light. You could've done the same thing without jumping.

You're so impatient, and you think this is luckiest moment??

7 hours ago
OptimalButterfly4650 OP

well if u'd take time to read my previous replies to similar comments i was 16 and yes was impatient and i jumped off bc again i dont study this game like some others do so i jumped to maximise the distance of the pearl being thrown😃

7 hours ago
Enahs_08
:derp_golem:

I don't study this game like some others do Jumped to maximize the distance of the pearl

Says you, that literally contradict what you say, sounds like a BS excuse OP.

Ever heard of backing out to gain momentum and not jumping to the void to gain momentum? it's called "Common Sense"

7 hours ago
OptimalButterfly4650 OP

why are u taking something so serious bro i explain why i did what i did and ur acting like ur life depends on it please move on w ur life😭

7 hours ago
Enahs_08
:derp_golem:

Just admit you're bad before and that's it.

No need to make a damn 1 paragraph for it. Bud, you were yapping of BS nonsense but you're not admitting you were just bad before. Stop with the BS excuse.

It's called common sense. And you're doubling it down with that attitude.

7 hours ago