I’ve been working on self love but not to this extent lmao
EDIT: i’m very sorry i think i attracted some really creepy people to this post
Stay away from bodies of water!! Results could be tragic!!
is that a narcissus and echo reference?
Ding, ding, ding!!
i knew my latin gcse would be of use eventually…
i knew my religious love of percy jackson as a child would be of use eventually…
YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER
Best kind of turn on ever. From that point you connect withe pleasure and heat from the other one, and blissss
I wish I had this problem, I'm repulsed by mine lol
IKR I can't look in the mirror without cringing at best, crying at worse, and hotties are out here getting off to themselves
don’t think i’m actually hot, just weird bro 😭
well self love is a lot less annoying than self hate (speaking as someone constantly annoying people with my zero self esteem lmaoo)
If someone, ANYONE thinks you're hot, then you're hot. Including yourself. It's a state of mind
Nah that's some bs. I hate that people feel this way for no reason.
i hate myself so i’m really confused honestly
Maybe you have a humiliation kink
weeeelllll so you see 😂😂😂
No dude I get you. I’m usually self conscious about my body but sometimes I just look hot to myself like damn, idk if it’s the smoothness of my skin, the way my body looks in whatever position I’m at atm or WHAT
YEAH exactly
It’s more normal than it seems but likely considered a little arrogant by the masses to say nothing about having an unconventional body type AND being attracted to yourself. People won’t like that. Which is a shame. I think it’s fine. I’m attracted to myself 😊
it’s weird because i really think i hate myself so im confused
Me too! Body image is sooo weird. You hate the way you look so you go to the gym and eat better. Then you start looking better but then you start to hyper fixate on your body the more you change and you become more critical in the process. I think brains and bodies do not mix. But since they have to in order to alive you just have to ignore some of the “whys” and go with the flow 🤷🏻♂️
That’s not good, you shouldn’t hate yourself. There’s something very wrong with self-hatred. 😔
It’s honestly a slay
Absolutely. You are perfection, you are the greatest human to ever live in your own mind and thus you are your perfect lover. Go jerk off with pride.
HELL YEAH
I'm getting flashbacks of Patrick Bateman having sex whilst looking at himself in the mirror reading this.
I've caught myself doing that multiple times, and that scene would always come to my mind after
LMFAOO this is killing me, im not that extra with it
If you won’t fuck you how can you ask someone else to fuck you?
exactlyyyyy
“Normal” is a difficult word to call anything, but imo, I think it’s healthy to be attracted to your own body
Yes, it’s called being autosexual
I love cars
Ka-Chow!
Beep-beep!
Wasn’t there a guy that actually dated and screwed his car? lol
I don’t blame him
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Do you also cum in your own mouth lmao
Tf kind of 1980s high school jock name is “football Jake” 😭
Sometimes I j/o to myself. My boyfriend thinks it’s funny.
It happens to me lol, for everything except my face... I think that's a benefit of being bi
As a woman I LOVE looking at my boobs and ass I’m not even conceited I’m actually really insecure mostly. I think it’s hot…. But only on a good day I’m obsessed. Otherwise I’m disgusting
Also bi… dunno if that’s a factor
i’m bi too lmao, it probably factors a little 💀
It’s on and off for me.
That explains why i always watch myself in the mirror when alone....autosexual! Who would have known.
Avoid reflective pools of water and you should be fine.
Nah, this so true i get this so much 😭
I'd do me
I mean, if you're bi or gay, why not? You rarely even see your own body throughout the day so it may be foreign to you and nice to look at when you do.
very true
Yup it's natural
I can guarantee it's possible to be repulsed by your own body. So the opposite must be true.
Oh god it’s all or nothing for me either i hate the way i look or i’m like, yeah i’d hit
that’s so real
It sure is.
Hell yeah
Absolutely, with a body like mine, I don't even worry about being bald!
love that for you dude
A great upside of being gay for me ngl
Damn I never thought about this!
Honestly I've found that using mirrors while jerking off and experimenting with different angles can turn me on just as much as porn
your'e suffering from success
I jerk off in the mirror often.
me too
I'm a 23F and I'd fuck me any day of the week if I could. I get turned on by my own nudes and looking at myself in the mirror. I consider it normal but idk I could be delusional too lol
My best orgasms are when I watch myself in a mirror
Ding dong somebody’s gay
bi actually thank you very much ☝🏼
I am definitely gay for myself
It's fine just make sure you clean the mirror afterwards
LMAO windex on hand /j
Double polishing as I like to call it
mm someone’s speaking from experience
You misspelled spanking
oh ur freaked out 😁
Some say autistic 😂
Narcissus over here
No. But it's not that uncommon either.
I’ll quote ted lasso; “I’m not sure you realise how psychologically healthy that is” 🤠
LMAO
It's perfectly normal. It's a body. And if it's in pretty good shape you can't blame yourself for liking it? 😄
YESSSS!!!! 😬 I’d fck myself.
Yeah I feel like my body looks good and I admire it. I can get more turned on watching myself than others. My face not really. And my mental health could be better though 😅
I do!
Not bi or gay.
I think it's normal. I'm ace so I wouldn't know, I like how I look but I might not be enough into dudes lol.
Im male 30, and sometimes I do get turned my own body.
I do workout a lot and my glutes be feeling sexy lmao
love that for you
I have nice big tits and ass so it's natural that I do
I would also find myself attractive if I had big tits and ass
I have big tits and a huge (hairy) ass and it's disgusting
Sounds like a dream buddy
Except I'm a man
Bears exist. Some people like big and hairy dudes.
Nice fetish account bro
I love these posts! It’s like permission, to just say it!
Does that mean your bisexual tho?
Hmm, how effective is your head?
LMFAOO uhh trying to find out
Careful! You could pull a muscle 😂
luckily I’m flexible 😁
Well if you put the work into it and it looks that part, it's understandable. Especially when you're used to seeing people who just eat and eat and look like a boss fight at the end of a game.
Unrelated question but is autosexuality a thing or did that one celeb chick just come up with it for like clout or smth
i don’t know but everyone’s talking about it
Would you fuck me? I'de fuck me. I'de fuck me so hard.
What an unusual typo. Fascinating.
Yes when you workout and take care of yourself and are proud of your body! Fuck yea and it’s the best feeling!
The real question right there!
So, I had lost a bunch of weight and I thought to play with cross dressing a little. I cranked to the thought of myself.
I'm trying to get to the point where I'm attracted to myself. So, somewhere in the middle of the spectrum.
lots of Buffalo Bill's here...🤣
Yes, a tiddy is a tiddy.
Yep....
I started attending gym and after losing some of my stomach and seeing my biceps I can safely say that I do get a little turned on by my own body.
Yes but people might call that a big ego 😔(nothing bad ur just in ur era highfive me too! Good job! (fr would tho, u just like urself. Just dont create clones unless u give me a swing on the cloning machine 💀)
I haven't seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself.
LMAOO yeah i was not expecting it to get this much attention
I would really love to be a man and being able to make love to a woman like me . I am my type .
denial is a river in egypt !!
Yes… post workout horny is normal
what about if it’s pre workout and during workout and post workout
Sometimes hot is hot and you just cant take it anymore! ;)
People get turned on by looking at themselves???
if i could i would do it everyday
Yes, been there done that
Username fits
My body usually gets turned on when I touch it
I mean, I do have some pretty feet... 🤤
real
Kids these days have never listened to Tweet - “Oops” smh
i think so. i look at vids i took of my shmeat and think "mm fuck yeah bro thats my peen right there" as i get a chubby
STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF!!! jk
it's good and completely fine to love yourself and self-love because of it. as a gay dude trying to achieve my dream body after years of being lazy, it's now fun for me being alone sometimes in the shower, in the bedroom, or living room lol
There once was a man, who's name was Malph
Who had a big mirror on the shelf
He saw a reflection and got an erection
And jumped into bed with himself
No. I'd say it's an one step past learning what you enjoy physically and learning to appreciate how your body can make you feel. I know my and my husband's erogenous zones by heart, and Love and appreciate both our bodies. Hope this helps 😊🩷
I think it’s cute. I love my own little curves . It’s healthy to love your body
Hello Narcissus, lol
Tbf idt thats whats going on with you, just funny to think about
Uh, honestly, no clue if anyones evwr supposed to he in that kind of a state? Lol, very weord for sure, but, eh, its whatever i guess
Certainly would make things interesting when youget a partner though
According to instagram gorls who have a few thousand narcissistic posts... apparently.
If you've worked hard in the gym its ok to admire your gains, just don't go looking in any rivers.
I'd fuck my self
Love thy self 😂
Damn. I hope to reach that stage one day in life 😂
....yes? You are a human with human features.
Depends on your body I guess
like if it looks nice or not?
lmao, this is why i started making content back in the day. i used to wake up, work out, do self care, tan naked in my backyard…. started taking pics and vids and turns out, not only was I turned on by myself but others were turned on by me too! lol
If you don’t love yourself then what’s the point get yourself turned on lmao
When I shave my pubes, I get hard at the sight of it being shaved. It’s weird
I take it as my body being happy that I’m about to get some play again
Yes
“I’m a sexy motherfucker” - Prince
Hell yeah
For me yes I love my ass haha I always check it out every opportunity
It is for me lol.
I think so.
It is normal. Yes.
I guess?😭😭 First time I wore a thong I couldn't resist jorking it
To your edit:
What makes you think you got creepy responses? And what makes you think your post was directed at non creepy people?
Absolutely, I would do me.
No, its actually hot
No myself turns me on the most lmao literally though
Probably. I'd fuck me atleast.
You might be autosexual.
Yeah 👍
No
I'm straight, so no. If you're gay, then maybe it's normal, someone else would have to clarify.
Definitely do I’d fuck me!
alright Kronii, you can't hide from us
that's called self love.
I’d fuck me
I'd fuck me so hard
Goodbye horses! (8)
Crying over youuuuuuu
Only two SotL references in the replies. Shame on you all!
Oh wait, was she a great big fat person?
I’d fuck me, too. If only there was a way. 😏🙂↔️
Your username would be: Lick_My_Own_BigButt_1980
Edit: wait jokes aside this guy has the creepiest profile I've ever seen. This seems serious. There is something extremely disturbing about his profile and posts
Why are those kids in such messy conditions and why is he allowed to be alone with them if his posts are so vulgar. Sorry but I'm raising a flag here this is weird
oh wait you’re so right, what the fuck i’m blocking and reporting
Yeah bro fr pretty disturbing
Edit: this makes me think about some body cam footage I saw a while ago about kids living in a crammed house and stuff weird asf tbf.
Agreed. What do we report this under? I'm equally disturbed. Those kids need a better environment than that. You can't leave old vomit and shit in mattresses, you get sick that way. The house looks decrepit. Reminds me of how a friend's house looked before it was condemned when we were kids. Reminds me of when my mom was addicted to meth and my life became a messy hell with no power.
This is weird. No doubt.
I reported it under something like mistreatment of children somthing like that (it’s in my native language so don’t know the exact translation)
Yeah, the whole profile seems weird.
LMFAOOOOO
Okay that's extremely disturbing
The cat knows.
Yup. I'd ef myself silly a couple times a week and then return the favor.
Clean your house first so you’d actually desire yourself. Even you don’t deserve to be treated that way in that environment.
You got some explaning to do.....
It rubs the lotion on its skin
Me too
And then you realize that’s your only option
r/selffuck
Have fun
That is possibly the grossest thing I’ve ever seen
I'm not sure if I'm more impressed or disgusted
40/60 impressive/disgusting for me. New meaning to you do you boo