I think it all depends on how your gf responded.
This is the most important thing.
Yes tell tell us what she said and if you didn't hear it ask her what she said
You should start dating her even harder!
What does that even mean?!
You know what it means!
Put a Ring on that thing!
Now you have a shit MIL til death do you part.
I had a shit MIL before my wife passed away, it was fun to annoy my MIL because she was an absolute POS to my late wife. Getting to put her in her place with just words was very satisfying.
But definitely have to have the wife on the same page.
So you shouldn't date anyone who has a shitty parent? That doesn't seem fair. People don't get to choose their parents.
If you're dating with the intention to marry and raise a family you should consider all of that. Do you want good extended family dynamic at family gatherings? Or do you want the kids to have limited contact with grandparents because you have a problem with them? People choose for dumber reasons like looks and height.
Where in anything I wrote did I say not to? You should read my original comment again because...What?
Or hump the gf where the mother might hear it :v and make sure to talk about future kids often and loudly in front of her and how you hope they'll get your looks and your girlfriend's personality or something
Rings can be put on so many things. You gotta be more specific
That thing is pretty specific
Hard disagree
It's ok to admit defeat.
It's ok to miss a joke too.
we all got it the first time, it wasn’t hard
It’s a lot harder to put the ring on when it’s hard
I think you know exactly what that means.
Did REDDIT miss an office reference? I'm flummoxed! That's a word I learned for this day, and I am it!
Nothing. It's her issue, not you.
Did she stick up for you?
Tell her you have a big dick.
There it is.
Maybe she wasn’t talking about you….
Oof
Well, are you ugly?
The real question, it's annoying they havent replied to anything 🙄
And their account name is “no maintenance”. Doesn’t help the case, maybe he needs to work on maintaining himself
I'm sorry she was so shit to you. You don't deserve that. I would base your actions on how your girlfriend reacted. If she defended you, stay with her! If she didn't, ask her about it later. And I don't mean in an accusatory way. She might have went along with what her mom said to avoid trouble. (A lot of moms like that are abusive.) Confront her in the nicest way possible.
I’d let her mom know you heard it tbh. Let her feel awkward about it.
That depends entirely on how your gf responded
Get her alone, say "this is why" and flop out your dick.
Let her look at it for a second, lock eyes with her while you quietly put it back in its cage and then walk off.
Ah yes, the classic flop out your dick defense
If the condom don’t fit, you must acquit
Alternatively, bop it.
Try and seduce her mom. Power move.
If it doesn’t work out with your GF, she’s got a Dad, right? Seduce him and be a homewrecker.
Depends. What was your girlfriend's response?
What you do entirely depends on what your girl does:
1 - She defends you ? shower her with affection and love.
2 - She laughs along ? get your affairs in order and then lawyer up.
Lawyer up for a girlfriend?
Lawyer up, delete Facebook, hit the gym
Cut carbs & sugar, reduce meat consumption, weep a lot.
Haircut up, get a gym, hit the lawyer.
The 3 horsemen of reddit advice
Probably some new GenZ lingo that means “prepare to break up with her” idk man that’s my guess
Can't believe the "lawyer up" joke is starting to become "old reddit" people don't know it
Redditors have been lawyering up, hitting Facebook, and deleting the gym since before gen z were lucid
fricken gen z
lmao you guys. “Lawyer up” doesn’t mean anything. That person probably meant dump her.
figure of speech, mostly I mean to just prepare for the worst and protect yourself
After the beating
Jk of course
wtf bro
Good one
If you /J at the end people won't down vote you to oblivion sometimes.
Some jokes aren’t funny.
Nah, joking about beating women isn’t funny…
Aight. I’ll only make jokes about beating men.
Idk, I think jokes about Chris Brown being a woman beater are pretty funny. Different strokes for different folks.
I put jk
Maybe I’m too old and people don’t know that one anymore?
Everyone knows it, we just don't find the "joke" funny.
People love to use the word “joke” to gaslight those who call them out for being a piece of shit.
It’s not that serious dude move on.
Gaslight someone else bro - you’re acting like a fucking creep.
It's a Reddit hivemind thing, I didn't get it either for a bit.
It's just means it's a /joke
You need to go on the rooftop and tell “I’M UGLY AND IM PROUD”
Ask who else she’s dating?
How bad are we talking here? Post a pic.
Confront the mom. Ask her what her problem is
If it were me I’d probably cry, have you tried that yet?
Throw her for a loop and ask her the exact same question
Bask in the fact that you're obviously the most hilarious guy around! Then decide if you think there are actually improvements you want to make or not. Keep in mind ugly to one is gorgeous to another, so you might already be exactly what your partner is looking for
It depends. Are you ugly? Cause beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Plastic surgery an option? 😜. Seriously, ignore the noise, don't let anyone ruin your day/relationship/ confidence.
Fuck her husband
Nothing. Unless you were planning to date the mom. If so, I don't think she's interested.
Everyone is ugly to someone
Ask your gf who the ugly guy is she's cheating on you with.
Yeah my mother had all kinds of opinions about my girlfriends growing up. They're just opinions. She's not dating you, your girlfriend is. And... her opinions are just that. Opinions. Disregard.
Easy... bang her mom.
If you’re ugly own it. If you’re not who cares what she thinks.
If you don’t know…then ignorance is bliss fam.
Rip the bandaid off or it'll hurt more longer. There's no keeping a woman when everyone in her life hates you for something stupid, they'll gaslight her until her perception of you erodes into whatever they want her to see.
Accept that your potential future MIL thinks that you are ugly.
smash her to make more offsprings to piss the mother off
Surprise them. Have a makeover then take them out and impress them like be a genuine gentleman but do it only out of spite or not. Make her feel ugly for calling you that.
Fuck her
Make her laugh
Bust out second puberty and show her what’s what
What makes a man ugly: if he has no self respect If all he does is lust for women If he doesn’t truly love his partner If he’s not a man for his children If he doesn’t help provide for the household If you are that then you are ugly If you are not that then you are not ugly I wouldn’t worry about someone dumb ass opinion cuz they are like assholes everyone got one 👃
Fight fire with fire. When you are at the mom’s house next time, from a different room but within ear shot of her mom, tell her she obviously gets her beauty from her Dad’s side of the family.
Mic drop 🎤
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Stay ugly my friend. Just continue your life
Guilt trip time for the mom!
Tell her Mom even ugly people need love too.
Is the mom somewhat of a scientist herself?
"I may be ugly, but I'm one charming MF to be dating your daughter."
Just get her to say it’s because you’ve got a massive cockadoodle doo Watch her Mum’s demeanour change.
marry her
Bang her daughter (again)
"I am sorry but this is not porn, this is the real life and I have no obligation to fuck my mother-in-law, thank you."
"Can I get more of that coleslaw? It is superb, thank you."
Ask her why she was so rude about you
“Why do you think?” And then wink at her.
Piss on her to assert dominance
Wow you must have some really really awesome qualities some charm and character and maybe money or a great heart and wonderful empathy lots of girls are really shallow and they don't see all that but this girl obviously is much more astute and has seen past whatever her mom thinks is not making you look good. You could take that as an awesomely wonderful compliment with the girl likes you know Mom thinks you're not good looking.
This is the perfect time to sing her (the mom) a song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYxAiK6VnXw
… Yeah this one right here goes out to all the baby's mamas, mamas Mamas, mamas, baby mamas, mamas Yeah, go like this
… I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real Never meant to make your daughter cry I apologize a trillion times I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real Never meant to make your daughter cry I apologize a trillion times
… My baby's drama mama, don't like me She be doing things like having them boys come from her neighborhood To the studio trying to fight me She need to get a, piece of the american pie and take her bite out That's my house, I'll disconnect the cable and turn the lights out And let her know her grandchild is a baby, and not a paycheck Private school, daycare, shit medical bills I pay that I love your mom and everything, but see I ain't the one who laid down She wanna rib you up to start a custody war, my lawyers stay down Shit you never got a chance to hear my side of the story we was divided She had fish fries and cookouts for my child's birthday I ain't invited Despite it, I show her the utmost respect when I fall through All you, do is defend that lady when I call you, yeah
… I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real Never meant to make your daughter cry I apologize a trillion times I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real Never meant to make your daughter cry I apologize a trillion times
… Me and yo' daughter, got's this thing going on (We got a special kind of thing going on) You say it's puppy love We say it's full grown Hope that we feel this, feel this way forever You can plan a pretty picnic But you can't predict the weather, Ms. Jackson
… Ten times out of nine, now if I'm lyin' fine The quickest muzzle throw it on my mouth and I'll decline King meets queen, then the puppy love thing, together dream Bout that crib with the Goodyear swing On the oak tree, I hope we feel like this forever Forever, forever, ever, forever, ever? Forever never seems that long until you're grown And notice that the day by day ruler can't be too wrong Ms. Jackson my intentions were good I wish I could Become a magician to abacadabra all the sadder Thoughts of me, thoughts of she, thoughts of he Asking what happened to the feeling that her and me Had, I pray so much about it need some knee, pads It happened for a reason one can't be, mad So know this, know that everything's cool And yes I will be present on the first day of school, and graduation
… I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real Never meant to make your daughter cry I apologize a trillion times I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real Never meant to make your daughter cry I apologize a trillion times
… Uh, uh, yeah "Look at the way he treats me" Shit, look at the way you treat me You see your little nosy-ass home girls Done got your ass sent up the creek G Without a paddle, you left to straddle And ride this thing on out Now you and your girl ain't speaking no more Cause my dick all in her mouth Know what I'm talking about? Jealousy, infidelity, envy Cheating to beating, envy and to the G they be the same thing So who you placing the blame on, you keep on singing the same song Let bygones be bygones, you can go on and get the hell on You and your mama
… I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real Never meant to make your daughter cry I apologize a trillion times I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real Never meant to make your daughter cry I apologize a trillion times
… I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real Never meant to make your daughter cry I apologize a trillion times I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real Never meant to make your daughter cry I apologize a trillion times
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Andre Benjamin / Antwan Patton / David Sheats
Ms. Jackson lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Iricom US Ltd
Have you tried being more attractive?
Ask your girlfriend why she thinks it’s ok to date some ugly guy as well as you.
My grandparents are very religious. On their prayer list for me was breaking up the relationship. I saw it written down and I won’t address it but bring her with me every time I visit.
Date her even harder
The mother is single isn’t she
Remind her that dating an ugly person worked out pretty well for your gf's dad, so she shouldn't worry too much.
You should know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Personal anecdote: my husband doesn’t think he is beautiful. He is tall. Dark haired but not hairy. Fit (an agile build, think rock-climbing kind of physique). Gorgeous smile. There is literally nothing ugly about any part of his body and face. He still thinks he is “not beautiful” (probably because he was severely bullied in HS). I tell him I wish he could see himself through my eyes. I don’t think I will ever convince him he is a beautiful human being. 😅
ask her why she’s got such an ugly mom
My parents used to bully all my boyfriends in all ways possible but specially about them not being good looking (or white) and not having money or an important last name, so I always told my boyfriends that it's me who they're with, not my parents, so ignore what they say and double down. I say the same to you. Tell your girl how she feels about it and if she supports you and loves you. honestly, that's all that matters.
My step mother asked me that too.
Beauty is subjective. Some people think Benedict Cumberbatch is gorgeous, others look an go "eww, really??"
My husband is stunning and if other people can't see it, I pity their eyes.
Your gf may well feel the same about you.
If there were ever a time for “don’t hate the player, hate the game” this is probably it
make out with your girlfriend in front of her mom. Give really sloppy kisses, smack her ass, and whisper lewd stuff in her ear, but loud enough her mom can hear it. some time later, make a casual joke, how you're gonna make your gf fat with a baby belly.
Tell her you wanna be exclusive. That you're not sure who this ugly dude is that she's also dating, but it's either him or you
Its irrelevant what she said, here what is important is what was your gf reply.
Start dating the dad
I’m thinking that you haven’t been around toxic mothers much. Or if you have, you just don’t recognize this particular flavor of toxicity.
I’m pretty sure this wasn’t a slam on you. This may be a mother that is chipping away at her daughter’s confidence. iMO, any woman that has a mother that would ask her that needs all the support she can get.
Ignore the comment. But if you want to go on the deep dive, you could ask your girlfriend about her relationship with her mother.
Why do you have such an unattractive hobby? And enjoy those boring movies? And read those weird books?
The answer should be, "Because I make my own choices, I like them, and why are you such a judgy asshole?"
Some parents are weirdly manipulative, and that sounds like what is happening here ("you should do things I like, not things you like"). It doesn't reflect on you at all, just them. Makes them seem kinda fucked up.
Firstly, OP has not implied that he is „ugly“. It is his GF‘s mum who said it. I think ugly is a nasty term and should be reserved for someone who on the inside is „ugly“.
impregnate the daughter again and again and again
Pretend you didn't hear it. Be polite to her.
Work on your appearance, if feasible.
So your giving him shit advice without the factts
WTF? Someone thinks he's strikingly ugly. That's a fact.
And it's never shit advice to improve your appearance, if feasible.
That’s most definitely an opinion there mate….
What part of it is just an opinion? The first part was flatly stated. And the second part, well, are you suggesting it's sometimes shit advice to improve your appearance? How is that a bad idea?
No, just the being ugly part. That’s purely subjective to the viewer.
I think the one your responding to is saying it's not an opinion that someone thinks he's ugly, which is true. Whether OP is actually ugly or not is an opinion
Improve your appearance to whose standard? Beauty is subjective you knob.
What part of it is just an opinion?
The part where you considered the opinion of a random stranger 20 years older and not attracted to him as facts. So approx 100% of your message, that part.
The real power move here is to act like the mum is ugly and beneath your interest. Ignore anything she asks you. Pretend she doesn’t exist in social situations.
Women that care about the visual appearance of someone they shouldn’t are obsessed with their own appearance as a value of self worth. Ignoring her will trigger a mix of strong emotions including jealousy, insecurity, respect for you and even lust. She may even try and fuck you to resolve her psychological confusion, so be wary it is a power move as I said.
Yeah that’s a great way to build a relationship, treat their mom like shit
And try to get laid by gf's mom! Of course
What the hell is that ending LMAO
Marry your girlfriend and then make it clear to her mom that you're going to have a lot of kids
I’m a solid 4, maybe a 5 now that I’ve dropped a bit of weight. My wife and her family all are very attractive people.
We have one son and he’s objectively handsome. So, just because you’re ugly doesn’t mean your kids will be.
they inherited more of your wife's genes
Not necessarily Attractive people don't always have attractive kids, and vice versa. For example, if you have a Paragon of masculinity for a father, and you inherit his chiseled jaw, broad shoulders, and thick hair that's great if you're his son; less so if you're his daughter.
In my family the ugly couples have stunners and vice versa. It's an interesting but consistent phenomenon.
"Nobody could understand how Mrs Lisbon and Mr Lisbon, our math teacher, could produce such beautiful creatures."
(Suicide Underground, by Air, from Sofia Coppola's The Virgin Suicides)
Sorry about the ot
Brock Lesnar's daughter
Bruce Willis and Demi Moores daughters . They don’t look like Demi moore
As horrible as it sounds, this was my first thought.
Okay, but he isn't attractive...
yea that’s the point; ugly can make beauty
Yeah but she’s not beautiful either, she’s absolutely clapped
i don’t think she’s really ugly at all, she’s just more masculine than most women. A woman doesn’t need to be feminine to be attractive or beautiful.
I don’t know. I know an exceptionally beautiful woman who is the image of her rather and has his chiselled jaw and incredible cheekbones. Mind you, I once saw a photshoot of Bruce Willis daughter and it looked like a face swap. Beautiful hair, beautiful breasts , face of bruce willlis. Poor girl looked nothing like her mother Demi moore
Ha. Just wait until he starts losing teeth or hits puberty. A LOT of cute kids grow up to be gangley fucks when they’re out of the baby fat phase.
Not enough parents push fitness onto their kids, so they dont develop the habit to work out and remain gangly fucks for too long v__v
Maybe you are better looking than you think.
Don't be so hard on yourself
Jon Voight is a pretty odd-looking guy, for example, and his daughter came out all right.
Boys inherit more of mother and girls more of father. Not always but pretty high
Glorious reply.
Right?? Petty with a purpose 😂
Then 50 years when your grandchildren asks what made you fall in love and so committed to their grandma, you can say “it was all out of spite to her bitch of a mom”
☝️😎 Boss move.
Or he should sleep with the dad, as revenge.