PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Petah?

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12 hours ago
Shaunlab

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hello...Cody Spraytan here to burn those calories and answer those questions..do you know i almost met Adam Levine?.. anyway Hawk To a Shark sounds like that Hawk Tua girl.. i have a great story about how me and her were in the same suburb of Arizona once!.. Keep pumping those legs, it might make your period go away

18 hours ago
Kubrickwon

I keep seeing Hawk Tuah everywhere, what is it?

18 hours ago
red_death_user

girl said hawk tua spit on that thang as a joke scammed a bunch of people and is now a relic of the past

18 hours ago
big_guyforyou

i am going to resurrect her

we will be podcasting buddies and we will talk about whatever i want to talk about (probably weird shit, lmao)

i mean "talk tuah" is such a good podcast name i have to do it

EDIT: ooh i know! we should do a podcast about famous bad people. y'know, hitler, stalin, pol pot...but we'd also do other kinds of bad people, like scott adams and oprah. no one has done ever done that, lmao

18 hours ago
Aramgutang

We could call the podcast "The Posterior of Illegitimate Children"

13 hours ago
Lamprophonia

scott adams

Fuckin hell I read that as Adam Scott and I was about to get sad lol.

13 hours ago
an0mn0mn0m

If there is a god, he sure learns from his mistakes.

12 hours ago
NTC-Santa

I wouldn't say relic but more of the girl who spit on sweaty meat

18 hours ago
habarnam

You're saying that like your mom doesn't do it.

16 hours ago
Huh_well_we_are_dead

Weeks pass in decades, now decades pass in weeks.

14 hours ago
SpecialCandidateDog

She didn't scam anybody.

There was absolutely no malice aforethought involved on her end. She was a 20 two-year-old girl who worked at a spring factory. I don't think she even knew what a crypto coin was at the time. The chica herself got caught up in a scam

17 hours ago
PassionAssassin

She took her 15 minutes of fame, and made people pay her money for shit. It wasn't just the coin. She had like tons of merch, don't talk like she didn't completely take advantage of the situation.

"Sweet girls" don't try so hard.

17 hours ago
bigsniffas

Nah gotta respect it, the only thing I don't like was the crypto scam bs. Merch, podcasts etc, that's legit and you should get your money if people are dumb enough to buy into it. Same as the belle delphine bathwater shit, stupid as shit but you should respect the hustle if theres no lies.

17 hours ago
SpecialCandidateDog

If people are already making merch about you and you're not making an attempt to cash in, you're letting the bag guys win

16 hours ago
SpecialCandidateDog

Maybe you stop getting your news from shrieking, morons on youtube.

Somebody made a coin with her name like anybody can about anybody.

Then they told her that everybody was going to make a whole bunch of money, and everyone would live happily ever after. And then they did they did the rug pull

Unless you have any proof that she understood on any level, what crypto a rug pole, or any of the other things you know that she didn't know, please post it now

16 hours ago
Areign

That's not really how the burden of proof works. She's been using her brand to fleece idiots since her 15 minutes started. Then she endorsed a product in the space best known for being the best place for scams. Then the people who bought in got scammed. She claims her team didn't sell any coins but has thus far failed to provide actual proof i.e. she could just sign a message with the account holding all her coins, move them to and from a new account ..etc

11 hours ago
SpecialCandidateDog

Burden of proof is on the accuser.

Somewhat of a stretch to think that she understood how a pump and dump worked, let alone the modern variant of rug pull.

Also, she hid from the public eye for quite some time before she realized it was pointless, so you're just lying on top of it

9 hours ago
Areign

Yeah her team scammed tons of people, that's the proof. You're arguing that she did everything in her power to enable the scam but wasn't aware it was a scam. That's an insane stretch, especially when it would be incredibly simple for her to clear her name.

9 hours ago
un1ptf

She didn't make anybody pay her for anything. People made a consumer choice to buy stuff she was selling. Nobody held guns to anybody's head or twisted anyone's arms or threatened to expose anyone's affairs or anything at all to make anybody buy anything.

14 hours ago
bigkahunahotdog

A fool and his money are soon parted. Don't hate the player.

16 hours ago
NoticeSeparate9963

She was 20 two year old girls?

16 hours ago
Drummer-Turbulent

if i don't understand something..i wouldn't push it onto an audiance. it was stil her choice and she needs to be held accountable for fraud (like the curent president and his meme coin)

14 hours ago
SpecialCandidateDog

Cool story

You realize you have to understand something before you understand how much you don't understand about it

Also you're lying

9 hours ago
Drummer-Turbulent

Lying about what? And again, if she didn't to her research and due diligence. Than the blame is on her as well. How is this hard?

8 hours ago
SpecialCandidateDog

She doesn't know what the fuck she's doing.And people approached her and took advantage of her, how is this hard?Why are you so desperate to find a reason not to like this person, what is wrong with your life where you're so awful and negative that you just assume that everyone is evil, we're talking about a shipping clerk from a spring factory who didn't know what basically anything was when she was first being interviewed.

You think she masterminded a rug pull? She built a team to form the modern equivalent of a pump and dump. I want a crypto scam that your average is twenty four year old could not explain.Let alone her

It's ironic that you keep talking about due diligence.When you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.And haven't done the first step to investigate the accusations you're laying against a stranger

3 hours ago
MikuismyWaifu39 OP

Insane Peter here, The TLDR of that girl was they went viral because they said Hawk Tuah Spit on that thang on a suggestive question, the joke for Hawk Tuah is that people act like they go insane whenever they hear it

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18 hours ago
Acceptable-Cow6446

Agreed, this is

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-s + t

on most people

18 hours ago
mpete98

Dear Peter, what does -s + t mean here? I know loss, are you just modifying it to lost? Or is there a deeper hieroglyphic I'm missing here?

15 hours ago
damNSon189

Peter here: yeah that’s it.

13 hours ago
Imaginary_Topic_6106

r/angryupvote

17 hours ago
TrashChickenWagon

Did you just hawk to a your own peetah?

18 hours ago
Imaginary_Topic_6106

OP forgot to switch accounts.

17 hours ago
meshaber

Or they're familiar with the hawk tuah meme but didn't catch it in the OOP?

17 hours ago
Imaginary_Topic_6106

Eh... maybe. But, my way is funnier, so that's what I choose to believe. 😄

17 hours ago
MoobooMagoo

This viral video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFnV3qDpNLY

17 hours ago
Feuerrevolver

Do you use internet explorer by any chance?

15 hours ago
Nivosus

It is a blow job joke started by a crypto rug puller.

12 hours ago
Saraq_the_noob

Don’t worry about it

12 hours ago
DrEdgewardRichtofen

Hawk tuah

18 hours ago
just_wanna_share_3

How much brainrot do you needto even notice the "hawk to a "

17 hours ago
werewere-kokako

I know this isn’t the answer, but in Māori mythology Māui transforms himself into a lizard (mokomoko) and tries to crawl inside the vagina of Hine-nui-te-pō, goddess of the underworld, to usurp her power over life and death

A little bird (a pīwakawaka) sees Māui wriggling between the goddess’s thighs and laughs, waking her up. She slams shut the obsidian teeth of her vagina, crushing Māui to death

Violating Hine-nui-te-pō was a dick move on Māui’s part. Firstly, because crawling inside someone’s vagina without consent is wrong. Secondly, because it made Hine-nui-te-pō revoke her gift of immortality from human beings, dooming us all to grow old and die

16 hours ago
Chemist-3074

The obsidian what of her vagina???

15 hours ago
AlbainBlacksteel

Vagina dentata

14 hours ago
evilsibe

Such a wonderful phrase

14 hours ago
indifferentCajun

It does not mean no worries

13 hours ago
Meanwhile_in_

The meaning of it makes me worry

12 hours ago
ElectronicCounty5490

crawling inside someone’s vagina without consent is wrong.

Thank you

13 hours ago
SlowAffection

But having obsidian vagina murder teeth is ok?????

Maybe he was just mining for a portal. History is written by the victors.

12 hours ago
werewere-kokako

She's the goddess of life and death, she's allowed to have razor sharp murder teeth guarding her vagina

4 hours ago
lantoeatsglue

"Hawk to a" sounds like Hawk Tuah

18 hours ago
MericArda

Salty definitely knows what he did, I’ve seem his videos.

18 hours ago
inokentii

He's really awesome in fucking. Maui even died inside a goddess of death pussy.

Quagmire out

17 hours ago
SenorSnout

Everyone angry about the "hawk to a", while I'm angry that this dude writes like a parody of an MCU character.

14 hours ago
ridisberg

It’s saltydkdan, he knows exactly what he’s doing

14 hours ago
SenorSnout

You say that as if I'm supposed to have any idea who that is.

13 hours ago
ridisberg

Look up saltydkdan on YouTube. He’s a relatively popular YouTuber and well known for shitposting. Pretty funny guy

12 hours ago
mischas_asss

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Hawk tuah

16 hours ago
jimmyy360

The real joke here is that OP does not know how to use punctuation.

18 hours ago
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19 hours ago
MikuismyWaifu39 OP

They're angry of the OP because they're expressing their thoughts on something that really isn't that cool?

19 hours ago
RavenousToast

SALTYDKDAN MENTIONED❗️❗️❗️🗣️🗣️🗣️

17 hours ago
TheCookieFucker

Holy shit Saltydkdan my goat

14 hours ago
Miiinzeee

What is everyone saying? This is not a hawk tuah reference this is a meme about how the internet gets mad about everything

17 hours ago
PastaStregata

Wrong

14 hours ago