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Can Peter help? (or does Peter not care about the job market...)

Can Peter help? (or does Peter not care about the job market...)
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4 hours ago
Ok-Student-8594

Most companies have requirements on taking your given PTO hours, it also sets expectations on how much time you can take off without getting in trouble. Without any given PTO hours, there's no protections or expectations which effectively means you have no PTO outside what you can negotiate for and feel your job is safe with.

7 hours ago
Comically_Online

and when they lay you off, there’s no payout of PTO hours

7 hours ago
hytes0000

In most states (41 of them to be exact) they don't have to do that anyway, at least not by state or federal law. Technically it could be required via contract but I don't know how common that is, outside of union jobs.

6 hours ago
mej71

My current one doesn't pay out PTO anyway šŸ˜ž

5 hours ago
BigOnLogn

"Unlimited PTO" is HR-speak for "No PTO except for what we allow."

Basically, no change on the employer side, as they have always restricted PTO. While employees no longer receive PTO as a "benefit," thus aren't owed it upon termination.

6 hours ago
Crafty_Cobbler_4622

Praise the sun, that I'm from Poland, where PTO is defined by law, and sick leave is actually unlimited(if you are sick, and its confirmed by doctor)

5 hours ago
The_4ngry_5quid

If a company offers unlimited Paid Time Off, on average, employees end up taking less time off. Because either: - They feel obliged not to use too much because it's "unlimited". - It's unlimited, but never gets approved.

7 hours ago
ChuckPeirce

How is "Unlimited Paid Time Off" explained in the employee onboarding materials? I feel like those would be exhibit A if any of this ever went to court. I approval is required, that's a limit-- but I'll be surprised when a company is stupid enough not to have thought of that when they wrote the details of the policy.

5 hours ago
IDProG

Some things are too good to be true. This is one of them. Companies that have this typically require you to ask for permission to take time off. If they don't give it to you, tough luck.

Also, being given permission to take time off does not mean you won't get fired from your job. They will consider you taking time off as poor performance.

7 hours ago
freqCake

Unlimited does not mean as much as you want. Unlimited means as much as your boss thinks is ok.

This might seem normal, but remember that with vacation days with a limit they have to pay you out cash for the time you don't use at the end of the year or if they lay you off if.Ā 

And with a limit it sets an expectation for a normal amount.Ā 

Unlimited they can always deny and pay you nothing in exchange.

So unlimited can be even less vacation than with a limit since there is no expectation and no cash equivalent.Ā 

7 hours ago
Killarogue

My company was just bought out last month and our new corporate overlords use "flexible PTO" but only recommend we take two weeks off a year....

I had nearly a month of PTO prior to June, and while I got paid out for it, I didn't want to be paid out, I wanted to use it.

I'm pissed.

7 hours ago
A_Bad_Man

After the Great Recession we went to a negotiated 600 hour PTO bank before getting paid cash overtime and everyone was super pissed/ trying to find out ways to get around it.

Well fast forward to a little bit in the future it turns out that if employees got over 500 hours banked PTO upper management would rain down hellfire on middle management like an angry god. So I just kept my hours hovering around 475 and took a vacation almost whenever I wanted to.

Edit- btw I totally agree, unless you're in a bind take the time its more valuable than money.

6 hours ago
IcGil

In your department, the one with the highest sick days might get fire if there are no guidelines

7 hours ago
SirRyno

At my last job I managed to get 6 weeks straight off thanks to unlimited PTO.

Results may vary.

5 hours ago
L0N3ST4RR

Finally a positive one - this is super dependent on the company culture - my company moved to unlimited to more closely align our benefits package to our global parent company and PTO is encouraged. So just be aware of who you are working for - can be a blessing or a curse. Folks only care about the amount of PTO you are taking if your performance sucks.

4 hours ago
FishPasteGuy

PTO means you’re entitled to that time off so you usually have no problem taking it. FTO (Unlimited PTO) means you essentially feel like you’re asking them a favor every time you want some time off.

6 hours ago
Drawn_to_Heal

Not a Peter…but unlimited PTO is a scam.

You get judged if you take too much and they don’t have to pay anything out if they fire you or you quit.

Stats show that people end up taking far less pto when it’s unlimited…just a giant grift.

6 hours ago
cheshie_cabbit

You will always be compared against the person who never gets sick (or inflicts it on the office when they do) and never takes vacation, which scares people into taking fewer days off.

Statistically speaking ā€œunlimited PTOā€ employees take less days off versus fixed PTO companies.

5 hours ago
dizzymiggy

If I ever end up at a company like that I'm giving myself a four day work week. They will probably fire me but it will be glorious until then.

5 hours ago
BIT-NETRaptor

10/10 times I prefer a company that offers ā€œboringā€ ā€œclassicā€ 4 weeks of paid leave.

We have ā€œunlimitedā€ sick days for things like colds, stomach troubles, headaches, migraines, depression, etc.

I know when I’m working in a good workplace when managers shoo sick people out of the office. They insist you get rest and immediately do their job of managing.

Unlimited PTO is poop. I want to see colleagues leaving to go on vacations, taking time off to be with their family, going to events, etc. That sets the culture and the tone and makes you feel comfortable taking vacations too.

3 hours ago
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8 hours ago
AggravatingReturn891 OP

Does it mean that SpongeBob doesn't need PTO?

8 hours ago
TabularConferta

Spongebob is happy in his ignorance. The person in the post is stoked currently and people are letting him enjoy the dream for a bit

4 hours ago
Quantumfoammakesme

So who is Micahdotcom?

7 hours ago