Piracy

I'm gonna start pirating more (and teaching all my friends to do so) just because you made this filth, Scamazon.

I'm gonna start pirating more (and teaching all my friends to do so) just because you made this filth, Scamazon.
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Dr__America

Amazon calling people that don't use their platform midwits is interesting for a megacorp to say the least

2 days ago
DeeplyUniqueUsername

Nah it's the fact that the guy on left is repping amazon and they're implying that he has a 70 IQ lmaoo

2 days ago
Patrickrk

Saying “half our consumer base is so dumb they shouldn’t be allowed to live alone” is certainly a bold marketing strategy

2 days ago
DeeplyUniqueUsername

lmfaooo

2 days ago
Jacko10101010101

u guys are upvoting an AI

2 days ago
Dr__America

Wdym

2 days ago
Elite-Engineer
🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ

A billion dollar company can't hire designers and has to use AI for a bullshit meme

2 days ago
northparkbv OP
☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ

Amazon, they are so very cheap, even with the billions they have. Maybe the higher ups are pressuring them to start using their ai tools they spend 2000$ on monthly for no reason.

2 days ago
Slammy1

Someone spent a bunch of money on an SPC program when I just set up the 6 sigma rules in a spreadsheet which was much easier to use for the production workers but QC management still wanted to use the package. I had to show 2 layers up in management how to use the SPC package and they still relied on me to generate and interpret the data when it was one button to press to use the spreadsheet which generated a simple adjust or in control message so even the operators could use it.

2 days ago
Dense-Recover-3

Management always thinks expensive tools solve problems instead of just asking the people using them for efficiency suggestions.

2 days ago
FranciManty

management always thinks spending = profit, i dont get how the fuck companies havent started hiring actually informed professionals, maybe even people that know more about the subject your company works on than general economics. how the fuck is someone supposed to run a project when only people below him actually know the tools and have the knowledge required to complete it?? he should be the one above managing money taxes and nothing more

2 days ago
Background_Poem7891

Remember when Microsoft and Intel axed 10000 jobs? Each?
I remember that. That was cooooooool

2 days ago
Misterwiskerstech

Claude is way behind some of the other AI that’s available.

2 days ago
CernochNaN

Any company using memes in ads 🤮

Words can't describe how much I despise it

2 days ago
Fluid_Jellyfish9620

Billion dollar company 🤮

2 days ago
neofooturism

*trillion 😔

2 days ago
fcbx347

I'm literally seeing shit like this everywhere now, on the Internet and on billboards 🤬

2 days ago
CernochNaN

Probably must be late millenials and early gen Z peoples getting their first advertisement gigs after school or some shit. You'd expect they are aware of the cringe but marketing is filled with shameless sluts

2 days ago
CorvusRidiculissimus

Or they are aware of the cringe, but are trying for ironic.

1 day ago
Background_Poem7891

SOMEONE among the higher ups HAS to have looked this over and approved it.

2 days ago
Kraymur
☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ

Yes, their boomer supervisors and they probably loved it.

2 days ago
Professional-Heat118

What is it about memes in an advertisement that is so triggering for you guys?

2 days ago
CorvusRidiculissimus

The appropriation and commercialisation of one of those few areas of culture that truly originated with the people, rather than as a product of the corporate entertainment complex.

1 day ago
NectarineSufferer

I’ve stopped buying from some businesses purely out of spite for this kind of slop marketing lolol

1 day ago
i_dead-shot

Bruh, Jeff Bezos himself looks like he was generated by ChatGPT on a free trial. What you expect...

2 days ago
Can_of_Tuna

i hate these ads because they're so bad you cant tell whether its an actual reddit post

2 days ago
seth_br
🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ

Or just use the main template and edit it, I mean it's not licensed bro, wtf is wrong with amazon

2 days ago
SirenMix

Probably ignorant question but how do you guys know the meme is ai

2 days ago
Elite-Engineer
🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ

when you prompt ai to draw comic like mono color images like these it tends to converge to the same style so it's pretty recognizable. Another giveaway is the vacant/emotionless stares, in this case it's not so noticable. Another one is the coloring is inconsistent, the first guy wasn't colored. Finally you have small artifacts like the 4 random dots on the left of the center guy's head, an artist wouldn't do that, the ai just did it because it kinda looks like what an artist would do (adding more detail on the haircut).

2 days ago
Johnny_C13

Another one is the coloring is inconsistent, the first guy wasn't colored.

Not refuting that this is AI (this probably is), but in the OG bell curve meme, the left guy is also not colored compared to the other 2.

2 days ago
Technical-Exchange26

Iirc it was grayscale npc in og

2 days ago
Elite-Engineer
🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ

oh true

2 days ago
amoonshapedpool_
🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ

not ignorant at all! ai is developing really quickly. while this art doesnt look bad, i think its mostly the thought process behind it that makes it obviously AI. we all know how cheap and evil amazon is to their employees. no way in hell they hired an artist to draw a meme, nor would they risk copyright issues over a reddit ad, by directly stealing art.

this, coupled with TINY errors, make it obviously AI. the art style is a very clean lineart, with flat colors. this is executed well, throughout the image, except:

- middle man's glasses aren't completely drawn in the inner right lens.

- the dots in middle man's hair are sloppy. these dots are very ai-like (random, nonsensical).

- middle man's polo collar makes no sense. one side is an actual polo collar, the other closes, so it looks more like a lapel.

- first kid's hair lines dont make the most sense, they seem kinda random.

- last man's hair on the left tucks into his glasses, though the other side is shorter.

2 days ago
sinshock555

I can't really explain it but I just know something is AI by just one look, because they just ooze of soulless-ness.

2 days ago
fcbx347

Because it barely makes sense, just relies on a popular template to appear funny

2 days ago
Mccobsta
Scene

They can't even check what they sell on their store

2 days ago
Faithless195

Considering the actual meme template is pretty much free use, this is just....dumb on so many levels. Whoever made this must be huffing pure CEO farts.

2 days ago
Basic-Virus9586

Ehmm, yeah? How Jeff is suppose to pay his new pool? Duh

/s

14 hours ago
Competitive-Pear5575

there is a reason they have so much money, they dont pay anyone but themself

2 days ago
xX69_MuskyMouse_69Xx

Ironically, it fits with their dogshit meme. Although they could have just used the normal one

2 days ago
CYRIAQU3

It's probably a scam and not the real amazon

2 days ago
Elite-Engineer
🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ

amazon.co.uk is an official domain

2 days ago
Pseudonyme_de_base

Oh ffs that's what I thought "is this fucking ai???"

2 days ago
GuardianOfMemories

Yeah.....i mean if for example we are talking about a small business in the third world that barely can survive and its only option its using ai for marketing so they can finally earn enough to grow ...totally fine , but a billion dollar company using ai....now thats horrible.

2 days ago
ts737

Even more ironic since the guy on the right is supposed to be Ted Kaczinsky

2 days ago
Ste4th

The ugliest version of this template I have seen so far.

2 days ago
Kirayoshikage258133

Well it is AI generated.

Also unrelated but it's kind of interesting how that image has no visual errors to speak of but everyone can tell it's AI from how void of character the image is. Gives me hope that even if AI gets better we will still be able to discern that distinct lack of soul.

1 day ago
-sussy-wussy-

Looks like AI slop. 

22 hours ago
SufficientReserve747

At first I thought this was a meme about piracy. Like: "Just get Prime. 6 months for £0" - this is about a special offer from Amazon "Just get Prime. 6 months for £0" - or you can... Well... Pirate all the content, it's free!

2 days ago
Advi1120

AI? In one of the easiest memes to create? No thanks.

2 days ago
i_dead-shot

Jeff Bezos himself looks like he was generated by ChatGPT on a free trial. What can we expect...

2 days ago
8070alejandro

Like, the prompt took more time than the traditional meme.

2 days ago
carruba_

Corporate memes are so cringe, jesus Christ...

I'm not even that mad at Amazon for using AI, it's the nature of the ad that makes me ick.

2 days ago
7jinni
🏴‍☠️ ʟᴀɴᴅʟᴜʙʙᴇʀ

You can absolutely despise both aspects. In fact, you should.

2 days ago
i_dead-shot

So I get 6 months of Prime for free
That means I can watch all the movies, RIGHT???

2 days ago
RedArchbishop

Yes absolutely! All the movies are there for you

to rent or buy

2 days ago
i_dead-shot

yeah, you know what’s really convincing? paying for a subscription and then paying again to rent the movie

2 days ago
RedArchbishop

Honestly it sounds great but how about if I also offered you unskippable ads in the middle of everything too? I won't even charge you for them, free ads!

2 days ago
CiDevant

Don't forget the commercials! I assume this is the basic tier with commercials. My wife has Prime for deliveries and I still pirate all their shows to watch without commercials.

2 days ago
PauI_MuadDib
🔱 ꜱᴄᴀʟʟʏᴡᴀɢ

*with ads

2 days ago
Nivroeg
☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ

Only if you are subscribed to that channel as well

1 day ago
ItPutsLotionOnItSkin

I taught my youngest how to pirate and he is showing his friend. They are happy to see whatever show they want without a subscription to multiple apps

2 days ago
PrincessLuna02

Or ridiculous ads popping up

2 days ago
ahgodzilla

Are those... AI wojaks??

also I haven't seen an ad on reddit in months bc revanced manager works for many things lmao

2 days ago
dyldo54

Used ai to replicate a wojak meme… one of the easiest meme formats to use.. would have been easier and more cost efficient just to use the wojaks man.

2 days ago
ArsoSenpaii

You guys have ads on reddit?

2 days ago
northparkbv OP
☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ

Yeah yeah I know revanced

2 days ago
-Ilovepokemon-
🔱 ꜱᴄᴀʟʟʏᴡᴀɢ

Connecting to Albania using a VPN also works for some reason

2 days ago
thestrong45playz

It's because of all the Albinos! They eat the ads for breakfast!

2 days ago
Organic-Evening-907

I tried revanced, but I couldn't mute subs I wasn't interested in so I rather swallow the ads then get notifications and posts pushed in my face from cringe subs.

2 days ago
Srapture

Yeah, I've never seen one in the ways I use it. Would hate that shit. The first add I saw would throw me into an obsessive mission to remove those ads again however it could be done.

2 days ago
ZombieHollieDoor

Holy fuck is that an ai wojak Unabomber? Uncle Ted must be spinning in his grave

2 days ago
Agile-Zucchini-1355

Amazon was the last ott i had, mainly cause it was cheap and free shipping, now with the pay to remove ad bullshit i am gonna pirate it too. Back to the highseas.

2 days ago
papayogismurf16

When they added adverts to their programmes I stopped watching anything on it. Ill pay for fast delivery. But not adverts.

2 days ago
Available-Carry2671

Corpo memes are so bad, should be illegal lmao

2 days ago
Prestigious_Bug7548

multi billion dollar company can't affort to pay for an actual artist for their visuals, lame

1 day ago
st1nkf1st

just pirate the shit of everything for £0

2 days ago
Cryptomystic

I'll never forgive scamazon for butchering the Lord of the Rings and Wheel of Time.

2 days ago
UnfilteredCatharsis
☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ

The AI thinks that most people argue that you should pay full price for things? What in the alternate reality

They fucked up this meme so badly

1 day ago
Nivroeg
☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ

Today is prime day(week?), just standard marketing

1 day ago
drax3237

The way they used that meme should be wooosh material

1 day ago
cavejhonsonslemons

I got that deal, and then canceled my subscription immediately. I suggest you do the same, prime video is dogshit, but the free shipping saved me so much fucking money

1 day ago
FisionX

Not the corporate style wojaks

1 day ago
Old-Ad3504

Lmao why couldn't they just use the original, im so confused why they felt the need timo AI-ify it

2 days ago
viktoriarhz

the meme template exists already and they still used ai for this?

2 days ago
GolemThe3rd
Torrents

Man I'm almost more upset that they didn't use the meme right

2 days ago
Marco_Tanooky

I am going to assume that by "Pirating Amazon" you mean to just use the mystic arts to get your new keyboard

2 days ago
northparkbv OP
☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ

movies + tv + music

2 days ago
Marco_Tanooky

Somehow I forgot those existed

Also, boooring

2 days ago
northparkbv OP
☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ

music and tv are boring? hmm?

2 days ago
Marco_Tanooky

I proposed using magic to teleport microwaves across state lines, pirating music is kinda boring by comparison

2 days ago
realgoldxd

Teach me the ways of the pirate :D

2 days ago
skibbidirizzgyat69

The wrong amazon is burning

2 days ago
AllGearedUp

It doesn't even make sense. Wtf is this

2 days ago
AlbinoDragonTAD
☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ

You should. The fact I had to learn on my own just to find out one of my best buddies knew how this whole time nearly gave me an aneurism. All of you who hoist your colors high should be teaching your friends how aswell.

2 days ago
Furyox46664

Why be ye seein' them cursed advertisements when ye should be sailin' free on the digital seas?

2 days ago
AwwesomeDerg

The way corpobros make those corpo"memes"... Making them more friendly and neutral. Pure cringe.

2 days ago
Independent-Goose-30

Most of Amazon'scontent is 💩 anyways. I don't even wanna pirate it.

2 days ago
badjano

Is there a better system than Plex? I tried strem.io but the plugins just keep getting offline

2 days ago
northparkbv OP
☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ

Jellyfin or something like that

1 day ago
badjano

thanks!

1 day ago
shinydragonmist

I have prime but I got it to save on shipping costs and faster delivery

2 days ago
KnGod

the only thing that interests me from prime is invincible and i already pirated that

2 days ago
BlahMan06

Shitty ai ads

2 days ago
IntergalacticAlien8

They couldn't even use a regular meme template you can easily find on the Internet instead of AI slop? Holy shit! 🤣

2 days ago
CorvusRidiculissimus

I imagine the lawyers would frown on using a meme template, because it's impossible to know who made it. There's a small risk that if Scamazon were to actually use the meme then the original creator might make themselves known out of sheer annoyance and claim copyright infringement. A small risk, but why take it needlessly?

1 day ago
IntergalacticAlien8

The irony of using generative ai that rips from copyrighted material without royalties to the source material and creators

8 hours ago
Niva_v_kopirce

Well...it's not about prices anymore, it's about their (any streaming service) shitty services and quality and fuckload of ads... They think that adjusting their subscription plan will change anything.

2 days ago
khwarizmi69

just register for the 6 month prime with an empty payment service account or a debit card to an empty bank account. Grand Tour, is on Prime and its pretty good

1 day ago
Hantoniorl

I have prime (because of the deliveries). I still don't use Prime Video.

1 day ago
SenpaiSlayer_69

Why the fuck did they changed the faces in the meme?

1 day ago
RegretWhich3689

💀

1 day ago
tapdancingwhale
Pirate Activist

lemme correct this shit meme

middle guy: nooo! you have to use prime!!!111!1

dumbass & sage: just steal the stuff from stores bro

1 day ago
barb_20

amazon's getting desperate. all of a sudden the offered me a student discount again. probably because I was thinking and clicking a couple of times a month but never completed the transaction.

1 day ago
Garuda4321

Y’know, I’ve started talking to some good friends about piracy and how to be safer with it. They looked at me and literally went “that’s actually pretty genius… how do I do it?”

1 day ago
DarkLordPotato_01

The "meme" wasnt even made by a human. That shi is ai

22 hours ago
jonr

Again, I pirate Prime out of pure spite. Fuck you, Bezos.

20 hours ago
AxDeath

So.... you angrily posted an advertisement... for a company....

2 days ago
i_am_really_b0red

Where I live only 2 devices can use Amazon prime even when you pay full price plus they show a small skipable ad at the start and you have to wait 30 days to remove a device

2 days ago
bigfatround0

How do I get this ad?

2 days ago
northparkbv OP
☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ

why would you want to? you just scroll on reddit mobile until it comes up i guess

2 days ago
bigfatround0

so i can get prime

2 days ago
northparkbv OP
☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ

idk how to get it back

2 days ago
Active_Literature539

How do you get prime free for 6 months?!

2 days ago
AggressiveLime7659

had prime for years and looking to cancel it, not worth it anymore

2 days ago
Spiritual-Opinion-56

Can you teach me too, I am too dumb ? 😢

2 days ago
svartrev7

I would like to start any recommendations?

2 days ago
ThatSharpyGuy

Teach me next king

2 days ago
No-Psychology2985

This ad has 3k upvotes. The power of bits is frightening.

1 day ago
northparkbv OP
☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ

the actual ad doesn't have 3000 upvotes, it's just a screenshot

1 day ago
No-Psychology2985

Oh thank god... sorry i'm tired af.

1 day ago
northparkbv OP
☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ

go to sleep, you need it

1 day ago
Quirky_Confusion_480

Teach me.

2 days ago
user_miko

Quit reposting ads. Smh

2 days ago
Default_Defect
⚔️ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏ Qᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀ

So this whole sub is "I pirate because it's my whole personality" and "corpros bad, amirite?" Not very much actual piracy talk?

2 days ago
northparkbv OP
☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ

It's not my whole personality and I do think corpos are bad. This flair isn't for you i guess.

There's a lot of discussion going on in the discussion flair

2 days ago
lainra_

I mean, wtf is considered piracy talk? People asking the same question thats already been answered 500 million times and in the megathread? If people can make sucking off Disney their entire personality then we can make piracy ours. At least we aren't chumps.

2 days ago