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pngToSvgConverter

pngToSvgConverter
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hantrault OP
:dart: :ts:

To be fair, I asked the client for SVG files instead of PNG files. I didn't specify that they should be vector based...

2 days ago
FCK_WINDOWS

straight to hell with you

2 days ago
nicejs2
:ts: :lua: :c: :cs:

straight to

VIOLENCE // CLIMAX

7-4: ...Like Antennas to Heaven

1 day ago
Killereq_PL
:py:

r/suddenlyultrakill

1 day ago
Mr_idi0t_0

Ah yes.

Programmers and ULTRAKILL. A match made in heaven (hell)

1 day ago
AuraPianist1155

FRAUD TOMORROW!!

1 day ago
Pnutbrain

Getting bitmaps in pdf, ai, svg etc makes me unreasonably frustrated - especially if I forget to check.

Like dude, your giant sign will look like ass if we print your 30 pixel image the size of a car.

1 day ago
Cootshk
:lua::re::py::bash:

Wait until you hear about ForeignObjects (html)

19 hours ago
FragDenWayne

And the PNG is of course a high definition image of an icon. Because... You wanna scale up and down as you like, right? Riiiight?

2 days ago
Legitimate-Whole-644

Why yes of course. Thats why we prepared a 50x50 px image for you! We dont really know what px stands for but 50x50 is alot so it will be more than enough for you to start developing

2 days ago
Lightningtow123

I kid you not, I had a guy who said "hold on, we got this awesome banner pattern you should order printed on a 20 foot banner." He then proceeds to send me a 4000x8000 jpeg. Not even a png. A fucking JPEG lmao. And I had to spend like 20 minutes explaining what a vector graphic is why you can't use a damn jpeg for a picture that's gonna be two dozen feet wide lmao

1 day ago
Pnutbrain

I am angry after reading this. Bonus if the bitmap is stored in a pdf or whatever, and you've been assured it's vector graphic 5 times.

1 day ago
OBOO800

Of course! It's 50x50. HD is 1080 so 2500 should be more than enough!

2 days ago
hantrault OP
:dart: :ts:

Of course! 250x250. That's at least double digit ppi when we print it

2 days ago
shexout

right?

right?

2 days ago
JEREDEK
:cp: :cs: :bash:

Holy shit what an actual original and funny meme on this sub? What happened?

2 days ago
SockYeh
:py::cs:

i demand my weekly "python/java bad" post NOW

2 days ago
Victorioxd

Semicolon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😹😹😹😹😭😭

2 days ago
FiTZnMiCK

DAE regex hard?!

2 days ago
Ticmea

"1" + 1 // returns "11" 🤯🥴😵 literally unusable

(I know java != javascript, but people also shit on javascript weekly because they are perplexed that doing weird stuff results in weird stuff)

1 day ago
Makefile_dot_in
:rust:

I'm pretty sure Java does this as well anyway

1 day ago
Saint_of_Grey

You can always just open your python/java IDE if you need a reminder.

2 days ago
MCWizardYT

I've always liked java, it's my main language of choice although I've been getting into c# the past few years as its tools improved especially for cross-platform

1 day ago
facusoto

Low / high IQ meme!!

1 day ago
BlurredSight

Still a 4chan greentext

2 days ago
hantrault OP
:dart: :ts:

That's just the template

2 days ago
pentesticals

Better than a hidden XSS!

2 days ago
dumbasPL
:holyc:

Self-XSS with extra steps (assuming it ends up on client's website)

2 days ago
pentesticals

Well if it ends up on the site, it’s going to be a stored XSS and not a self-XSS, sending the direct image URL to someone will result in the XSS payload triggering. Would only be Self-XSS if the permissions only allow the uploader to view the content.

2 days ago
CITRONIZER5007
:js::ts:

Love this template. Still cracks me up

2 days ago
ButWhatIfPotato

LOL, I remember doing that because it was easier (ie not impossible because we hired this fancy SEO consultant and we paid him a shitload of money and we would look like utter fools if we don't pretend his cookie cutter advice is not some kind of sage knowledge from the cyberfuture) than explaining to moron stakeholders that it's better to have a 50KB image rather than a 8MB svg file.

2 days ago
ashkanahmadi

Has happened to me multiple times so far. Then the clients complain why I don’t just take the svg logo from their website!!

2 days ago
firest3rm6

Or even better:

Look inside

Script injection (reverse shell, that kind of shit)

mfw

Don't forget to disable scripts in your SVG processors bois!

2 days ago
Drainhart

F*ing Matlab! They are phasing out the old renderer and swap to openGL, which can not render SVG. You can save the graph as an SVG, but it just embeds the PNG. No more crisp plots for your paper!

2 days ago
T-Altmeyer

That's just criminal

1 day ago
SukusMcSwag

"PNG to SVG converter online" go brrr

2 days ago
sleepahol

I think you mean cat image.svg??

1 day ago
SipSC95

And then it doesn't work on Android... Lol

2 days ago
Lazy_Guess_6165

I wish I got this. I use the online png to svg converter a from time to time 💀Is it gonna secretly not work on certain devices?

2 days ago
hantrault OP
:dart: :ts:

The PNG is embedded inside the SVG. It will be very noticeable if this happens.

Most online converters don't do this

1 day ago
Precorus

This is the funniest shit if your designer does this lol. Definitely never happened. Nope. Not even once.

1 day ago
reallokiscarlet

Plot twist: The embedded png in the svg is the bottom layer that you see if you can't render vector

(Wishful thinking, I know)

1 day ago
Scarlett_Revens

LoL😅

1 day ago