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ignoreTheBugs
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Budget cuts in the Traffic Light Department be like: 'Just hang in there, buddy.'
It works, not a show stopper. We'll create a tech debt for this and we'll work on it when we have no other urgent task (which is never)
Alt title: Two week* "Agile" sprint velocity on target. "We'll come back and fix the wiring"
*was actually 4 days due to reviews and publishing through 5+ environments and systems
New traffic light model designed to test the reflexes of oncoming drivers.
In my projects the red and orange lights would be missing and the green light would be constantly on and hanging for every side
The input and output, signatures and surface are clean, but don't look below the abstraction.
For me it’s opposite most of the times😂
So the design is good but the features don’t work?
I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the design is not good.
I have a lamp like that. It looks ok until you look closer
What about when the bugs are the major feature?
If it works it works, leave me alone ffs 🤭
Don’t you dare touch that
“Never touch if it’s working”