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javaScriptIsJava

javaScriptIsJava
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i_love_boobies_3000
:py:

C# is just the latest and sharpest version of C.

15 hours ago
gufranthakur

VS code is the latest and codest version of VS

14 hours ago
madprgmr
:g::js::py::c:

VS is just the latest and coolest version of VB

14 hours ago
BravelyBaldSirRobin
:j:

ackchually F# is the latest version of C#

13 hours ago
madprgmr
:g::js::py::c:

I love me some G♭

13 hours ago
big_guyforyou
:py:

howdy folks! i'm the guy in OP's pic. i made a post in this sub just the other day about the same thing. javascript is BUILT on java. it's like java taken to the next level. without java, javascript would just be script

yikes it's at -472 now

12 hours ago
Nooo00B
:cs:

bro how do you have so much karma within an year? and even when this much donvotes? also while sounding like Llama 2.0 with the prompt set to something like "JavaScript is built on Java, defend this statement no matter how false it is."

I wouldnt spend my time correcting you because I can't make sure whether you're a bot or doing a troll or really talking.

10 hours ago
big_guyforyou
:py:

i'm not a bot. not sure what i can do to convince you of that but i'm not. i'm just a terminally online reddit junkie, that's all

10 hours ago
rosuav

[citation needed]

8 hours ago
big_guyforyou
:py:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Piracy/comments/1lva2ud/minecraft_creator_is_based_af/n24gboa/

8 hours ago
rosuav

Citation does not support statement. You're citing your own statement, and the link in the post itself has nothing to do with Java or JavaScript. Please link to your comment that's at -472 so we can continue downvoting it.

8 hours ago
big_guyforyou
:py:

huh?

Please link to your comment that's at -472 so we can continue downvoting it.

the comment you just replied to is that link

8 hours ago
veselin465

Anything, but ASSembly

13 hours ago
MoveInteresting4334
:rust::j::ts::py::hsk:

It’s like my father used to say. When you assembly, you make an ass out of em and bly.

11 hours ago
Up_Vootinator

GitHub is just the site where you can watch all the gits going down on each other

12 hours ago
BravelyBaldSirRobin
:j:

sooooo true.

12 hours ago
Neon_44

actually if you combine the comment in the post and yours, it makes somewhat sense.

C# is just the most up-to-date java.

5 hours ago
Smart_Main6779
:py::js::bash:

uncensor the name i just wanna talk to him.

14 hours ago
Zahand

Super easy to find with a quick google search

13 hours ago
big_guyforyou
:py:

hi! i'm him. sup

11 hours ago
TorbenKoehn

Is C++ the latest version of C and C# the latest version of C++?

If so, is C# also the latest version of C?

9 hours ago
big_guyforyou
:py:

the thing about c++ is that it doesn't work! you can't concatenate an int with a string

c# is c raised by one semitone so there are lots of accidental variables (lol music theory joke)

9 hours ago
Ericwh2827

A modern day Ken M

6 hours ago
big_guyforyou
:py:

why are people so rude to him? he always has such interesting things to say

6 hours ago
XandaPanda42

That looked like a fun 28 minutes.

3 hours ago
New-Let-3630
:s:

here

13 hours ago
CanonNi
:py::rust::ts:

R is just a more concise version of Rust.

14 hours ago
madprgmr
:g::js::py::c:

C is just a more concise version of Cobol.

14 hours ago
billyowo
:ts::js:

please tell me it's a troll taken out of context

14 hours ago
bruhwhatisreddit OP

nope. someone really, actually, GENUINELY said that.

edit: yeah, it's a troll.

14 hours ago
BobArdKor

Nah, if you read the original thread he's pretty obviously trolling

13 hours ago
tralalelo-tralala1

reddit when they can't differentiate between trolling or real

13 hours ago
G0x209C

Python is just Yaml with Math

10 hours ago
unteer

ok i did laugh out loud at this

10 hours ago
rosuav

Hol' up there...

I mean, can't really dispute that, but still....

8 hours ago
Sir_Petals
:c::g:

7/10 ragebait 🥀🥀🥀 almost made me mad

12 hours ago
Childish_fancyFishy

Vim

9 hours ago
rolandfoxx
:cs::j::js:

Finally, some believable bait.

9 hours ago
Lucasbasques

8 hours ago
ebrythil

Anyone waiting for C++25 is a moron, we're already at C++98

5 hours ago