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Flat-Breadfruit-45

When your textbook is written by Captain Obvious with a Ph.D. in Stating the Obvious.

7 hours ago
OldBob10

More obvious than a fox who has just been appointed Professor of Obviousness at Cambridge University.

4 hours ago
EnergeticElla_4823

When your textbook is trying to justify its own price by teaching you the real value of large numbers.

7 hours ago
Freddy_Goodman

Only the real value? Do you have to by another book for the imaginary component? Where does it end with these people?!

7 hours ago
rosuav

No no, you can use the same book, just rotate it 90°. However, they will charge you a $100 consultancy fee to tell you whether to rotate clockwise or counterclockwise.

6 hours ago
18441601
:c:

Counterclockwise to maintain sign and clockwise to switch it when going from real to imaginary, vice versa for vice versa. There I pirated it for you.

6 hours ago
Synedh
:bash::py::ts:

One of the first project i had as a student was a bignum handler, something for those very large numbers. And by very, we were expected to handle numbers that take several MB to store.

Very fun to do.

6 hours ago
rosuav

Excellent! Presumably by "handler" you mean that it was capable of basic arithmetic, input and output (or conversions from/to strings), and such. Fun AND instructive.

6 hours ago
Synedh
:bash::py::ts:

Yep exactly, basic operations and memory management

6 hours ago
rosuav

Awesome. Did you implement division? That's quite a bit more challenging than addition/subtraction and multiplication.

6 hours ago
Synedh
:bash::py::ts:

I don't remember tbh, it's been quite some time. I guess.

6 hours ago
alexanderpas
:p::py:

Makes sense.

Remember that the mathematical proof for 1+1=2 takes 162 pages, but due to that, we can now use that as a axiom which does not need expansion.

If such axiom doesn't exist, such as for the terms "small numbers", "large numbers" and "Very large numbers", a definition is needed, even if that definition is stating the obvious.

6 hours ago
TheBrainStone
:cp::j::bash::msl::p:

It takes 162 pages to proof using a very narrow subset of mathematics.

Using a much more reasonable set of it you can break it down in a few lines. Even with rigorous mathematics instead of hand waving.

5 hours ago
Bright-Tear9755

Very very large number = the price of the textbook

5 hours ago
emma7734

42 sounds like a small number if you’re talking about tickets sold to your stadium show. But it sounds like a large number when it’s the number of years you’re sentenced to prison.

5 hours ago
DrArsone

That's because 42 tickets can't be subdivided into a more fundamental unit. There are no militickets, femtotickets or Planck-tickets. 

Years are not fundamental and we can subdivide it into smaller units. 42 years in Planck time is on the order of ~1052.

Obviously this argument doesn't hold for every set with subdivisible cardinality but I'm to lazy to think of a counter example. Truthfully, I just wanted to think of how many plank time units were in 42 years. Each one of them and agonizing moment of existence.

5 hours ago
redlaWw

42 is a small number when added to 1030, but a large number when added to 10-30.

2 hours ago