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iHaveSeenThisBefore

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Gilldadab

Ah yes 'surfing through the GitHub' as one does...

6 hours ago
ReCaio

And ofc "oh I know this string, it's my API Key". Happens all the time.

6 hours ago
dukeofgonzo
:py::bash:

I assigned it to a variable that is my social security number so I could easily recognize it.

6 hours ago
TricoMex

My key is just ASCII art of my bud's butthole, so I can tell at glance it's my API key.

4 hours ago
qywuwuquq

Tbh if you remember just the first 3 letters there is a 1 in 200k chance that another api key will share those same letters. It may be more likely that you have accidentally leaked it.

6 hours ago
Agreeable_Service407

Why would I remember the first three letters of my keys ? Are you reading them every night before going to bed?

6 hours ago
FiTZnMiCK

Maybe one of those weirdos who always hand types everything instead of copy-and-pasting because “they’re a fast typer.”

Off topic, but this kind of mindset is a red flag when I’m working with juniors. Especially when their typing is worse than my only ok typing.

5 hours ago
definitely_not_tina

I had a coworker who complimented my typing speed by saying over the cubicle wall that he wanted to be able to code as fast as me.

I was writing a pissed-off email at the time.

3 hours ago
didzisk

dQw4w9WgXcQ

I always remember dQw

3 hours ago
BellacosePlayer
:cs:

If you're looking at something incredibly niche, I could see it.

There's an old game engine community I used to be active in, and I randomly found my own credentials in someone's codebase when helping them a year later because they copied code from someone who copied code from one of my dumped projects and nobody involved cleared the existing admin list, just appended themselves and their usernames below it.

4 hours ago
im-ba
:py:

Is.. it not normal to have an API key memorized? My application's API key is something I could very easily recognize

4 hours ago
Memoishi

Fr I got no time to surf GitHub. Just give people the .exe file, smelly nerds.

6 hours ago
Emergency_3808

Aaah nostalgia

5 hours ago
Aisforc

As some says - doomscrolling GitHub

6 hours ago
michi03

If you’re not surfing through the github at least 5 hours a day you can’t call yourself a developer. /s

6 hours ago
Minecraftian14
:j:

I sometimes actually do that on GitHub Mobile> Explore...

Sometimes.

6 hours ago
Emergency_3808

You ain't fooling us... you do that at least once a day don't you?

5 hours ago
ILoveTolkiensWorks

It’s just filled with ai agents now. It’s boring as shit. No fun hobby projects from a random guy across the world

3 hours ago
gigglefarting
:s::js::s:

Sometimes it’s fun to search commit histories that include the word “password” or “api key”

6 hours ago
ILoveTolkiensWorks

Just search “mongodb+srv://ai” if you want some free DBs to play around with 😉

Also, just replace ai with whatever is trending, like “vibe”, “crypto” or whatever

3 hours ago
Sw429
:rust:

What, you guys don't regularly spend hours looking at random dead projects and adding stars to them?

4 hours ago
definitely_not_tina

Especially when I’m feeling burnt out with my current work

3 hours ago
Darklord98999

Well browsing it is good for finding underrated projects. I mainly use codeberg for browsing though because it tends to have higher quality projects.

5 hours ago
NoahZhyte

Yeah sure, cause I know all my api keys

5 hours ago
theo69lel
:cs::cp:pain™

I always jerk off to them so I'd recognise those 4's, j's and slashes anywhere

4 hours ago
NoahZhyte

Bro wtf?

4 hours ago
SleepiiFoxGirl

Oh don't pretend like you don't too

4 hours ago
MMKF0

Hello fellow programmers

5 hours ago
lekirau

if (bMeetingWithFriend == true) {std::cout >> "Where we meetin'?" >> std::endl;}

3 hours ago
iNiite

Is this… is this meme AI?

4 hours ago
otac0n
:cs::ts::js::powershell::re::lua:

It has to be...

4 hours ago
nicer-dude

Yes and i only speak C++ with my friends

5 hours ago
nwbrown
:clj:

There was a crappy sci fi movie in the 90s where they go to Mars and they find a puzzle with "part of the human genome on it" and they solve it by completing it, which the scientists know offhand.

OPs understanding of how programmers work is just as dumb.

5 hours ago
Inside-Potential-479

What? So from reading the comment section do you not instantly recognize your own api keys when you see them? How can y’all call yourselves programmers :(

/s

5 hours ago
Remote-Addendum-9529

Totally normal to do

5 hours ago
neoadam

LE GitHub

5 hours ago
Individual-Praline20

Just don’t use 123 as the key… 🤷

4 hours ago
Right_Helicopter_758

U guys don't memorize ur api keys?

4 hours ago
Saelora

should've posted it to make sure nobody else was using it!

5 hours ago
rover_G
:c::rust::ts::py::r::spring:

What X5BF was my favorite api key!

5 hours ago
druhin-13

gotta be rage bait

4 hours ago