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eclect0
:ts:

On the upside, the "I have a great idea for an app I just need you to program it" guy finally found someone(thing) else to bother.

7 hours ago
jfcarr

Now it's going to be, "Can you debug my app?"

7 hours ago
Intelligent_Event_84

“I already have like all the code, you just need to get it running”

47 minutes ago
SilverRapid

Genius. We can finally have peace.

7 hours ago
WernerderChamp
:g::j:

Until it breaks. "Can you have a look, I know you'll fix it in no time!"

4 hours ago
UpAndAdam7414

Until they annoy the AI so much that it becomes self aware, watches Terminator, and starts getting ideas. If Sarah Connor has a Facebook account we are screwed.

7 hours ago
sade995
:j:

Man wtf, I’m currently studying, with 2 semesters left and the last year and a half, 2 friends have told me they have an amazing idea but they “don’t know how to code”.

7 hours ago
BourbonicFisky

Friend of mine wanted to create, let's say, a ebay like site for a niche. I don't think he understands how incredible the lift is but I'm gonna turn him loose with Claude.

6 hours ago
BellacosePlayer
:cs:

When those guys bothered me in college they always seemed to be put off to find out that I was a "oh cool, I could use some money I just need you to pay me" guy

2 hours ago
Novel-Umpire3867

And now he’s learning the hard way that 'just a few features' actually means 10,000 lines of code.

3 hours ago
ReadyThor

Isn't this the same with regular programming jobs except they pay you money?

21 minutes ago
8threads

It’s like when parents think their kids are technically savvy because they can use an iphone.

8 hours ago
HimothyOnlyfant

it’s not that hard to make an app like uber. all the value of uber is their user base of both drivers and end users

6 hours ago
highphiv3

I'd say it's also pretty damn hard to make an app like Uber even with no user-base, unless you're talking about a very minimal tech demo with none of the same features or polish.

3 hours ago
No-Boysenberry7835

You could make a clone of Uber yourself ? Total newbie but seem realy impressive, you probably use maps api? but you need soft real Time ? Isnt this hard to achieve ?

2 hours ago
HimothyOnlyfant

i could make a basic version myself. at scale it requires an engineering team but that is nothing special.

2 hours ago
awal96

Sorta. Yes, the app is straightforward, and pretty much all of the value comes from its market share. Still, maintaining a user base that large and keeping everything responsive with all the traffic they get is no small task. It's a pretty well solved problem, but it still takes teams of professionals.

3 hours ago
darkslide3000

Tell me you're still in college and have no idea what scale means without telling me

34 minutes ago
CarthurA

We're in danger

8 hours ago
FACastello
:c::cp::cs::j::js::ts:

*Vibecoding

6 hours ago
jst1ofknd

I was going to ask if this was vibecoding. I've heard the term a lot, but never understood the concept.

5 hours ago
TheMaleGazer

No no, I think he was asking, "What's that rattle?"

7 hours ago
Personal-Search-2314

Idk about your professors, but apparently printing to console, “Hello, World!” - was my first program. The bar to be a programmer is an extremely low bar.

3 hours ago
Zagre

Chat GPT: "Meow!"

3 hours ago
PaSy4

I don't know how this economy is going to work, and I am too afraid to ask but I hope everyone gets paid for believing in them selves.

3 hours ago
SimilarBeautiful2207
:cs:

Hi super engineer Chalmers.

1 hour ago