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eclect0
:ts:

On the upside, the "I have a great idea for an app I just need you to program it" guy finally found someone(thing) else to bother.

1 day ago
jfcarr

Now it's going to be, "Can you debug my app?"

1 day ago
Intelligent_Event_84

“I already have like all the code, you just need to get it running”

20 hours ago
BronzeToad

Too accurate.

2 hours ago
geteum
:r:

Yep, the amount of people asking for me to review their n8n is mind boggling. Dude cant even code one proper code and think he can automate a dozen of scripts .

9 hours ago
SilverRapid

Genius. We can finally have peace.

1 day ago
WernerderChamp
:g::j:

Until it breaks. "Can you have a look, I know you'll fix it in no time!"

23 hours ago
UpAndAdam7414

Until they annoy the AI so much that it becomes self aware, watches Terminator, and starts getting ideas. If Sarah Connor has a Facebook account we are screwed.

1 day ago
sade995
:j:

Man wtf, I’m currently studying, with 2 semesters left and the last year and a half, 2 friends have told me they have an amazing idea but they “don’t know how to code”.

1 day ago
BellacosePlayer
:cs:

When those guys bothered me in college they always seemed to be put off to find out that I was a "oh cool, I could use some money I just need you to pay me" guy

22 hours ago
Novel-Umpire3867

And now he’s learning the hard way that 'just a few features' actually means 10,000 lines of code.

22 hours ago
BourbonicFisky

Friend of mine wanted to create, let's say, a ebay like site for a niche. I don't think he understands how incredible the lift is but I'm gonna turn him loose with Claude.

1 day ago
ReadyThor

Isn't this the same with regular programming jobs except they pay you money?

19 hours ago
eclect0
:ts:

Plus hopefully the PO can do a little better than "Go make a clone of [existing popular app]." It's certainly not guaranteed, but hopefully.

18 hours ago
Blackhawk23
:g:

No, he just reached out to me and told me “chat gpt has great code but I don’t really understand it. It shouldn’t take you that long with it”. Then every week he gives me another random service to integrate with to “go to market faster”.

Dude. We do not want to be in PaaS hell. Offloading basic functionality to other services. Besides being incredibly inexpensive, you’re just building glue between all the disparate services. AHHHHH!

42 minutes ago
8threads

It’s like when parents think their kids are technically savvy because they can use an iphone.

1 day ago
Zagre

Chat GPT: "Meow!"

23 hours ago
FACastello
:c::cp::cs::j::js::ts:

*Vibecoding

1 day ago
jst1ofknd

I was going to ask if this was vibecoding. I've heard the term a lot, but never understood the concept.

1 day ago
black-JENGGOT
:py:

the concept is that you don't write much of the code yourself. you just ask "I want to create this app, with features like A B C and D" and let the AI do the heavy work, you just need to guide the AI and regularly check if the code is okay, hence "vibe coding". unfortunately the AI is still shit when the project gets big, also the vibe coders lacking basic knowledge and security like not pushing your API key to repo.

17 hours ago
HimothyOnlyfant

it’s not that hard to make an app like uber. all the value of uber is their user base of both drivers and end users

1 day ago
highphiv3

I'd say it's also pretty damn hard to make an app like Uber even with no user-base, unless you're talking about a very minimal tech demo with none of the same features or polish.

22 hours ago
HimothyOnlyfant

definitely hard at scale with all the same features and polish but at its core it is a pretty basic app. it matches drivers with passengers based on their locations, which can be shown on a map. my point is even if you were able to vibe code an app just like uber’s you won’t be making billions of dollars.

16 hours ago
awal96

Sorta. Yes, the app is straightforward, and pretty much all of the value comes from its market share. Still, maintaining a user base that large and keeping everything responsive with all the traffic they get is no small task. It's a pretty well solved problem, but it still takes teams of professionals.

22 hours ago
No-Boysenberry7835

You could make a clone of Uber yourself ? Total newbie but seem realy impressive, you probably use maps api? but you need soft real Time ? Isnt this hard to achieve ?

21 hours ago
HimothyOnlyfant

i could make a basic version myself. at scale it requires an engineering team but that is nothing special.

21 hours ago
CranberryEven6758

Localizing, regulations, driver verification, marketing, and legal bullshit would all be more work than scaling. A two pizza team could build the app at scale. Reaching Uber's market share would take an army of marketers and toil.

1 hour ago
HimothyOnlyfant

yeah uber is a big company. we are talking about building an app not a company

1 hour ago
darkslide3000

Tell me you're still in college and have no idea what scale means without telling me

19 hours ago
SimilarBeautiful2207
:cs:

Hi super engineer Chalmers.

21 hours ago
CarthurA

We're in danger

1 day ago
sirpimpsalot13

Can I get a tag of like vibe coder extraordinaire? Why learn how to build a function when gpt can do it for me. Then I can spend hour learning what debugging is.

16 hours ago
stipulus

Once this prompt actually works, things are gonna get weird.

7 hours ago
TheMaleGazer

No no, I think he was asking, "What's that rattle?"

1 day ago
PaSy4

I don't know how this economy is going to work, and I am too afraid to ask but I hope everyone gets paid for believing in them selves.

22 hours ago
Agreeable_Service407

Once they realize it's not doable, they'll go to fiverr and offer $100 for some Indian to develop it. I mean, it's just app, can't be that difficult to do.

14 hours ago
Nulligun

There are a series of prompt that would allow you to effectively eliminate uber as the middle man and take the whole payment for yourself.

11 hours ago
Percolator2020
:ftn::unreal::c::kos:

That’s not a Lisa.

5 hours ago
Speak_in_Song

ChatGPT: * Poof * you’re an app like Uber

4 hours ago
RandomiseUsr0
:r:

:) soon?

1 hour ago
Personal-Search-2314

Idk about your professors, but apparently printing to console, “Hello, World!” - was my first program. The bar to be a programmer is an extremely low bar.

23 hours ago