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Integer overflow
For an integer to overflow on a modern 64 bit system, it would need to be at least 9,223,372,036,854,775,807. Assuming we're counting in inches that's 145,570,897,046,319 miles, 1,566,022 astronomical units, or about ~24.7 light years.
Meaning your schlong could wrap around the entire solar system about 3.16 times. At the bare minimum required for an integer overflow
Damn it, so close to 3.14
It's even closer to pi
That's why C++ calls that type long long.
C++26 will rename it to long schlong.
Easy, it's converting inches to 1/2,000,000,000,000,000,000 of an inch in its calculations. For accuracy.
edit: had to adjust the metric to allow overflow to actually happen oops
edit: had to adjust the metric to allow overflow to actually happen oops
If you write a code with the intention to get errors, then you are a real programmer. Unlike the wannabes who pretend it was an accident
Now is that enough to collapse under its own gravity 🤔 I am lazy and stuck on mobile for now, so can’t be bothered to do the math
I haven't measured mine, but it seems about that size
I dont think it makes sense to do it in inches. what about 1.5 inches? it breaks down with an int
shhh, that would make it way more lame
In many 64 bit systems, `int` is still 32 bit
depends on the type you're using
I feel personally attacked
DickLengthError
$100 to the first person who can slip this past PR.
It's called an innie
lolnumberfunny amirite guise
Working on the next big AI project I see.
Buy a bigger truck
The punch is that "inches" is a heretic measure system.
It's supposed to be positive 69420
this post was the final decider in me leaving this subreddit
So small that it's length needs to be represented in Decimal()
I'm guessing it's asking for length in "male internet dick units" in which a 13" dick is normal length, an 8" dick is barely there, and anything less is negative
Hey, that's my exit code!
For starters, there aren't that many signals, so you can't exit with a code that negative. If you're going to make fake screenshots, at least make them plausible. C'mon.
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Have you tried it? Operating systems DO constrain the return values.
Windows explicitly states that the exit code is just an unsigned int: https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/win32/api/processthreadsapi/nf-processthreadsapi-exitprocess
Unsigned indeed.
I guess technically 0 to 4294967295 is a constraint.
Yes, it is, and one that excludes the OP's choice.
Have you ever been called pedantic before?
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Your main *function* can return a signed number, but the actual process return value is defined to be unsigned. You have to misinterpret it as signed in order to get that effect.
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I don't have Windows to confirm, but on Linux, no, you cannot return any arbitrary value.
CompletedProcess(args=['python3', '-c', 'exit(-1234)'], returncode=46)
On Windows, the ExitProcess function is defined as accepting an unsigned integer, so since I can't actually test it, I have to assume that the docs are correct, and that negative numbers are folded to positive.
Yes you can (on Windows at least).
int main() {
return -69420;
}
Of course you can do that, but you can also try to return a string or anything else ridiculous. What matters is what the calling process receives - did you confirm that?
I checked it. It returned -69420.
woman
trans man
Sure I suppose, really any category besides cis endosex man has some examples that work here, though some trans men do get bottom surgery
You’re right too! But also, some women don’t have vaginas. Wasn’t saying trans man as a correction, I was listing it as another option.
Ah, for the record, I am not the one who downvoted it, though I suppose that’s what they assumed, or they didn’t like the lack of a space between “trans” and “man”. It is sometimes seen as a dog whistle
Interesting about the lack of space. Hadn’t heard that. I’ll edit it.
If you’re curious, the reasoning is because trans is an adjective that describes a sub group of men/women (noun). Just like “tall women” describes a subset of people who are tall yet still women. When people use transmen/transwomen intentionally, it’s a subtle way of suggesting an entirely different noun group separate from the categories of men/women.
Makes complete sense, in fact I don’t think I’ve ever written it as one word so not sure why I did lol
What‘s that?