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I thought this said '13 year' as in, worked for 13 years not age. I was like:
"How you not know more than 1 language"
Full stack? More like full sack.
goddamn this shouldn’t have made me laugh as much as it did
It's one of my best worst jokes.
Full-suck developer.
Yeah, worth mentioning that they even consider HTML as a programming language.
It's a language notheless, commonly used by programs (browsers). If I see someone add it to their knowledge list I have no reason to complain. Even though it is a markup language and CSS is a styling language.
eeh, yeah it is something you should probably know for a programming job, but there isn't even much to learn about html. It's literally just markup you could learn in a single day.
It's implied you know it if the position has anything to do with web, and hardly a differential if you're programming something else given that anyone could learn it in a day
CSS does have more of a learning curve, and CSS skill is a differential, but it'll speak by itself in your portfolio. The resume can hardly tell much about your CSS skills
Eeeeh, I guess I both agree and disagree. I don't think you can learn HTML to a satisfactory degree in one day. But it also seems that you barely need to know it at all to find work as a web developer.
No you can't learn it good enough all in a day, consider all the attributes and not just elements, consider best use cases for the elements. It's not like writing markdown files.
I'm a programmer and I hate it when some kid comes to me and says "Well Coding is easy" knowing only HTML 😭 (Me problem)
See, this is why I don't let kids come up to me.
Do you run away from them when you see one approaching you? 😭
Bold of you to assume I leave the house.
Oh. Sorry I didn't see the trophies in your user flair, understandable, my apologies. 🗿
That is my reaction to everyone who mentions web languages.
Don't get me wrong, you can build quote some shit with web languages, maybe even something that's useful, but man, there's so much trash...
The Web is a hellscape, maybe it's even worse than I imagine the Windows Kernel codebase to be.
No, that’s a completely valid feeling. It’s like someone picking up a hammer once and saying carpentry is easy.
Yeah, like that, but the kids I meet often are more like examples of just picking up a hammer and without hammering a single nail claiming carpentry is easy.
I’m at a computer science teachers convention rn and it’s crazy how many times I’ve heard html and css referred to as programming languages
HTML is a programming language for browsers like mathematical notation is a programming language for mathematicians. That is, not.
Someone hasn't tried haskell
Haskell was my first functional language, and I think it illustrates quite well that there are declarative languages which are still programming languages.
My point was more that haskell is basically mathematical notation
Yeah that dude is just not correct. It doesn’t meet the basic qualifications of a programming language as it doesn’t have a control flow. It’s simply a data representation.
Take it you didnt watch the whole thing then. He literally goes over this at the end at 6.43
And react
Hey, don't bully kids! Good they're learning stuff.
Yeah, for real. This is what a future full stack developer looks like in junior high. Give kids space to be kids.
Counterpoint: The tech market is massivily overstaturated with pretty abysmal future prospects. Bullying tech kids are the only way to save them from a life of grinding and burnouts. If they can't survive the "bullying", then they shouldn't get involved in tech industry.
Bullying tech kids are the only way to save them from a life of grinding and burnouts. If they can't survive the "bullying", then they shouldn't get involved in tech industry.
Yeah if anything sociological studies have proven time and time again when adults berate, abuse, and make fun of children they actually become better in all areas of their life. Not just the one they're being tortured with. So if you actually cared about the next generation of developers you should be actively harassing children on the internet.
No, it’s not good. They should be encouraged to study basic algorithms and stuffs, not going straight into web development and fancy stuffs like that.
To 13yo's, programming is a hobby, not a planned-out educational path. It is the joy of making your computer do something that matters more than particular skills.
I myself had a webdev phase around 13 and I remember it well.
hey man when i was a little younger than him i used ftp to host my "multiplayer game" using text documents.
To be fair that was me when I was 14, minus the vibe coding. JavaScript, perl, and a lot of hope.. 😅
I don’t get what’s wrong with post
Seems front end but it’s decent. You can do most front end with react and it’s livrarie
Lol SWEs are just losers. Gatekeeping 13 year old kids
They're worried for their jobs 😭
I don't get it. A 13 yr old doing all that is awesome, and a great start into coding. Why are we gatekeeping programming from a fucking kid here?
My thoughts exactly. I started with HTML way back in the day too.
All the juniors complaining about not getting a job be like:
Already on Kali? Bet they can pen-test better than me already. :3
I imagine “use Kali linux” means they enter sudo apt update when someone is about to walk in the room and then they shout “I just hacked the mainframe!”
FullFeck developer
that's me, but 10 y older
and these mfs be annoying asf irl acting like they are computer gods while being confidently wrong.
I HATE ARMCHAIR EXPERTS
Motherfucker at least learn PYTHON
Fail stack developoor
I love it when a post makes me feel overqualified
Im 13 and can programm c# py js and working on a reddit clone. The only thing I use AI for is css because im not creative.
Did you really make a whole new Reddit account just to say this
Do you have at least 20 years of experience?
-_-
In case that's true keep it up! 👍
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Dear Reddit, who the fuck is down-voting kids interested in tech? That's not nice.
Awesome, keep it up! Not sure why you're downvoted. Some people can be harsh or impatient on newcomers... I think they're so old they forgot where they once started. Or their name is Linus Torvalds. Don't pay attention to it lol, keep up the good work.
If that’s full stack then by that metric I’m 10x
You are probably even 100x compared to them
Aww the programmers are hyping each other up again
Of course we do, that's what's friends do!
I still use LAMP and can write some HTML and CSS to save my life. Also know Wordpress and Dokuwiki if it actually has to work.
I'll try Podman, Rust and HTMX next.
Which will make me some kind of mutant engineer.