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Lumi-umi

If that’s full stack then by that metric I’m 10x

11 hours ago
P3rid0t_
:j:

You are probably even 100x compared to them

9 hours ago
Dotcaprachiappa
:s:

Aww the programmers are hyping each other up again

8 hours ago
P3rid0t_
:j:

Of course we do, that's what's friends do!

8 hours ago
jhaand
:rust::py::gd:

I still use LAMP and can write some HTML and CSS to save my life. Also know Wordpress and Dokuwiki if it actually has to work.

I'll try Podman, Rust and HTMX next.

Which will make me some kind of mutant engineer.

1 hour ago
Voxmanns

Full stack? More like full sack.

10 hours ago
Edgar_A_Poe

goddamn this shouldn’t have made me laugh as much as it did

2 hours ago
Lonely-Freedom-8085

Yeah, worth mentioning that they even consider HTML as a programming language.

16 hours ago
Ronin-s_Spirit
:js:

It's a language notheless, commonly used by programs (browsers). If I see someone add it to their knowledge list I have no reason to complain. Even though it is a markup language and CSS is a styling language.

15 hours ago
OnixST
:j::kt:

eeh, yeah it is something you should probably know for a programming job, but there isn't even much to learn about html. It's literally just markup you could learn in a single day.

It's implied you know it if the position has anything to do with web, and hardly a differential if you're programming something else given that anyone could learn it in a day

CSS does have more of a learning curve, and CSS skill is a differential, but it'll speak by itself in your portfolio. The resume can hardly tell much about your CSS skills

7 hours ago
Reashu

Eeeeh, I guess I both agree and disagree. I don't think you can learn HTML to a satisfactory degree in one day. But it also seems that you barely need to know it at all to find work as a web developer. 

2 hours ago
Ronin-s_Spirit
:js:

No you can't learn it good enough all in a day, consider all the attributes and not just elements, consider best use cases for the elements. It's not like writing markdown files.

5 hours ago
Lonely-Freedom-8085

I'm a programmer and I hate it when some kid comes to me and says "Well Coding is easy" knowing only HTML 😭 (Me problem)

15 hours ago
g1rlchild
:cs: :js: :fsharp: :elixir-vertical_4: :hsk:

See, this is why I don't let kids come up to me.

15 hours ago
Lonely-Freedom-8085

Do you run away from them when you see one approaching you? 😭

15 hours ago
g1rlchild
:cs: :js: :fsharp: :elixir-vertical_4: :hsk:

Bold of you to assume I leave the house.

15 hours ago
Lonely-Freedom-8085

Oh. Sorry I didn't see the trophies in your user flair, understandable, my apologies. 🗿

15 hours ago
Kobi_Blade

That is my reaction to everyone who mentions web languages.

12 hours ago
Wertbon1789

Don't get me wrong, you can build quote some shit with web languages, maybe even something that's useful, but man, there's so much trash...

The Web is a hellscape, maybe it's even worse than I imagine the Windows Kernel codebase to be.

5 hours ago
Night-Monkey15
:js:

No, that’s a completely valid feeling. It’s like someone picking up a hammer once and saying carpentry is easy.

6 hours ago
Lonely-Freedom-8085

Yeah, like that, but the kids I meet often are more like examples of just picking up a hammer and without hammering a single nail claiming carpentry is easy.

6 hours ago
data-crusader

I’m at a computer science teachers convention rn and it’s crazy how many times I’ve heard html and css referred to as programming languages

9 hours ago
ThrowawayUk4200

Becauese technically it is

https://youtu.be/4A2mWqLUpzw

7 hours ago
Reashu

HTML is a programming language for browsers like mathematical notation is a programming language for mathematicians. That is, not.

2 hours ago
Astrylae
:cp:

I thought this said '13 year' as in, worked for 13 years not age. I was like:

"How you not know more than 1 language"

9 hours ago
Torelq

Hey, don't bully kids! Good they're learning stuff.

10 hours ago
vtkayaker

Yeah, for real. This is what a future full stack developer looks like in junior high. Give kids space to be kids.

5 hours ago
Mayion

hey man when i was a little younger than him i used ftp to host my "multiplayer game" using text documents.

7 hours ago
skwyckl
:elixir-vertical_4::py::r::js:

All the juniors complaining about not getting a job be like:

9 hours ago
CoderCatgirl

Already on Kali? Bet they can pen-test better than me already. :3

8 hours ago
XKeyscore666

I imagine “use Kali linux” means they enter sudo apt update when someone is about to walk in the room and then they shout “I just hacked the mainframe!”

6 hours ago
ITburrito

FullFeck developer

10 hours ago
Equivalent-Swan-4441

Im 13 and can programm c# py js and working on a reddit clone. The only thing I use AI for is css because im not creative.

12 hours ago
P3rid0t_
:j:

Do you have at least 20 years of experience?

9 hours ago
Equivalent-Swan-4441

-_-

8 hours ago
Simple-Difference116

Did you really make a whole new Reddit account just to say this

7 hours ago