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Lumi-umi

If that’s full stack then by that metric I’m 10x

8 hours ago
P3rid0t_
:j:

You are probably even 100x compared to them

6 hours ago
Dotcaprachiappa
:s:

Aww the programmers are hyping each other up again

5 hours ago
P3rid0t_
:j:

Of course we do, that's what's friends do!

5 hours ago
Voxmanns

Full stack? More like full sack.

6 hours ago
Lonely-Freedom-8085

Yeah, worth mentioning that they even consider HTML as a programming language.

12 hours ago
Ronin-s_Spirit
:js:

It's a language notheless, commonly used by programs (browsers). If I see someone add it to their knowledge list I have no reason to complain. Even though it is a markup language and CSS is a styling language.

12 hours ago
OnixST
:j::kt:

eeh, yeah it is something you should probably know for a programming job, but there isn't even much to learn about html. It's literally just markup you could learn in a single day.

It's implied you know it if the position has anything to do with web, and hardly a differential if you're programming something else given that anyone could learn it in a day

CSS does have more of a learning curve, and CSS skill is a differential, but it'll speak by itself in your portfolio. The resume can hardly tell much about your CSS skills

4 hours ago
Ronin-s_Spirit
:js:

No you can't learn it good enough all in a day, consider all the attributes and not just elements, consider best use cases for the elements. It's not like writing markdown files.

2 hours ago
Lonely-Freedom-8085

I'm a programmer and I hate it when some kid comes to me and says "Well Coding is easy" knowing only HTML 😭 (Me problem)

12 hours ago
g1rlchild
:cs: :js: :fsharp: :elixir-vertical_4: :hsk:

See, this is why I don't let kids come up to me.

12 hours ago
Lonely-Freedom-8085

Do you run away from them when you see one approaching you? 😭

12 hours ago
g1rlchild
:cs: :js: :fsharp: :elixir-vertical_4: :hsk:

Bold of you to assume I leave the house.

11 hours ago
Lonely-Freedom-8085

Oh. Sorry I didn't see the trophies in your user flair, understandable, my apologies. 🗿

11 hours ago
Kobi_Blade

That is my reaction to everyone who mentions web languages.

8 hours ago
Wertbon1789

Don't get me wrong, you can build quote some shit with web languages, maybe even something that's useful, but man, there's so much trash...

The Web is a hellscape, maybe it's even worse than I imagine the Windows Kernel codebase to be.

2 hours ago
Night-Monkey15
:js:

No, that’s a completely valid feeling. It’s like someone picking up a hammer once and saying carpentry is easy.

3 hours ago
Lonely-Freedom-8085

Yeah, like that, but the kids I meet often are more like examples of just picking up a hammer and without hammering a single nail claiming carpentry is easy.

3 hours ago
data-crusader

I’m at a computer science teachers convention rn and it’s crazy how many times I’ve heard html and css referred to as programming languages

6 hours ago
ThrowawayUk4200

Becauese technically it is

https://youtu.be/4A2mWqLUpzw

3 hours ago
Torelq

Hey, don't bully kids! Good they're learning stuff.

7 hours ago
vtkayaker

Yeah, for real. This is what a future full stack developer looks like in junior high. Give kids space to be kids.

1 hour ago
Astrylae
:cp:

I thought this said '13 year' as in, worked for 13 years not age. I was like:

"How you not know more than 1 language"

6 hours ago
Mayion

hey man when i was a little younger than him i used ftp to host my "multiplayer game" using text documents.

4 hours ago
CoderCatgirl

Already on Kali? Bet they can pen-test better than me already. :3

5 hours ago
XKeyscore666

I imagine “use Kali linux” means they enter sudo apt update when someone is about to walk in the room and then they shout “I just hacked the mainframe!”

3 hours ago
skwyckl
:elixir-vertical_4::py::r::js:

All the juniors complaining about not getting a job be like:

6 hours ago
ITburrito

FullFeck developer

6 hours ago
Equivalent-Swan-4441

Im 13 and can programm c# py js and working on a reddit clone. The only thing I use AI for is css because im not creative.

9 hours ago
P3rid0t_
:j:

Do you have at least 20 years of experience?

6 hours ago
Equivalent-Swan-4441

-_-

5 hours ago
Simple-Difference116

Did you really make a whole new Reddit account just to say this

3 hours ago