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Is it?
My QA will raise issue like, when I click button, it works.
Page loaded too fast, make sure we didn’t miss something.
My QA once blocked a hotfix to master because the very old systemd version their test environment had didn’t like me updating the unit file and just masked it.
Systemd requiers a daemon reload to update services
I know. Postinstall did daemon-reload.
Be me.
Work on a really important bug that is very delicate as it affects the entire app.
Strongly warn the QA leads that they need to be pretty thorough when testing the app due these changes, as the bug's use case works as expected but the changes impacts other areas and is probable some stuff stops working as intended.
1+ month pass with no issues found, and changes are pushed to prod.
Within 2 days a client was complaining about an entire functionality of the app not working due the changes.
I'm chew off because my changes broke prod and need to stay after hours to rush a solution.
a QA tester walks into a bar the day before it opens
he stops the bartender so that he can ask some questions about him
he inspects the tables thoroughly, and ensures they are all in good spots
he inspects the kitchen and stops the cooks from working until he is done
he has a lengthy conversation with the hostess, disturbing her admin work
he leaves, deciding that the bar is up to code.
the next day a patron walks in, trips over a misplaced chair, ends up with his reservation missing, and gets food poisoning.
the bar gets sued
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its "the bar goes up in flames"
That’s a day before demo) tomorrow afternoon they assign to you 20 more bug tickets from backlog)))
Is this God Miracle ?
Here's my problem. They find a bug that has NOTHING to do with my code. Not even same page or api.
no new bugs
This is what heaven looks like.
We didn't find the bug because you didn't tell us to test for it. I need clearer instructions next time. You can't expect me to test the entire app every time, can you?
- Last words spoken by the QA tester before his mysterious disappearance.
Thats because you have 53 bugs from the last sprint to take care of.
37 old bugs reopened.