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Sorry for the delay, sir, your soufflé is still compiling.
My specialty is C-food.
It’s double-plus good
I keep getting ones saying my background as a software developer would make me a good match to invest in rental properties...
- how much longer do I have to wait for my meal !?
- almost ready! it’s practically done, I just need to add some minor adjustments
It'll all be delivered by the end of this sprint, don't worry
To be honest, I like cooking, so you never know.
Gonna cook some of that Java Chicken oooh yeaaa...
No wait, let him cook
I have a friend who got so fed up by programming that they went to study to become a ship captain. In two years it turned out that wasn’t their calling either.
Healthcare will be my new calling.
Hmm what about bugs though? Is there a food QA?
Oi! Saucier! I need five servings sauté brunoise leeks. Chop, chop.
begins installing valgrind on the oven
Your spaghetti will be delicious
*may contain bugs
just tell 'em it's a feature of your sauce and make it 5x more expensive
If you make it 10x you can call yourself a 10x developer
comments like this make me consider buying ppl awards