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whatITellMyselfOnABadDay
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Your outie vibe codes with AI.
Ahem… it a “wellness” session. Don’t make any innie suicidal
Your outie contributes to open source projects
I would've been happy with "Your outie's code runs."
Set the bar higher man. “Your outie’s code gracefully handles network latency.”
My outie can do multi threaded code without race conditions.
Your outie's coworkers never make fun of your code
Why the fuck my outie doing extra work? Thats what the innie is for.
a real innie would never think that
My convex belly button can code?
It can run Doom too
If we assign outie belly buttons to be ones, innie belly buttons to be zeroes, and put all enough of each type of these people, in the right order in a long line, with a device that can read the difference between the two types, we could, in theory, run Doom
Im not sure this Is true, but in my surgery classes I was told that the convex belly button is a mild case of a belly button hernia.
I dont see why not!
Your outie spent days making sequence and class diagrams for a complex system, code them in a single day, and publish it the following morning without any error.
Your outie has 748 side projects he’ll never finish
I'd be fucking ecstatic to let my outie kill my innie.
Bullshit... I won't agree
My innie is fucking retard created by it's environment
Sometimes I think that my outie is in another job altogether.
A second job is very much required in this economy!!
but where is my outie’s documentation? flow diagram? change request? approval?
I wonder what my outie does on weekends
Starts more projects to never complete them.
Contribute to open source projects
Let him do the heavy lifting Ill just relax