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whatITellMyselfOnABadDay

whatITellMyselfOnABadDay
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worshipmedaily

I wonder what my outie does on weekends

13 hours ago
Colorful_antler OP

Starts more projects to never complete them.

6 hours ago
ArLab

Contribute to open source projects

12 hours ago
worshipmedaily

Let him do the heavy lifting Ill just relax

11 hours ago
erebuxy
:hsk::cp::cs:

Your outie vibe codes with AI.

13 hours ago
indicava

Ahem… it a “wellness” session. Don’t make any innie suicidal

9 hours ago
RamonaZero

Please enjoy every comment equally

12 hours ago
Excellent-Refuse4883

12 hours ago
Elite-Engineer

Your outie contributes to open source projects

11 hours ago
TabCompletion
:js::g::py::partyparrot::ts::bash:

Your outie's coworkers never make fun of your code

13 hours ago
ReallyMisanthropic
:cp::py::ts:

I would've been happy with "Your outie's code runs."

11 hours ago
Astrylae
:cp:

Why the fuck my outie doing extra work? Thats what the innie is for.

9 hours ago
AntimatterTNT

a real innie would never think that

6 minutes ago
Lavernious

My convex belly button can code?

13 hours ago
Ninjalord8

It can run Doom too

13 hours ago
neo-raver
:cp::py::rust:

If we assign outie belly buttons to be ones, innie belly buttons to be zeroes, and put all enough of each type of these people, in the right order in a long line, with a device that can read the difference between the two types, we could, in theory, run Doom

12 hours ago
Drefs_

Im not sure this Is true, but in my surgery classes I was told that the convex belly button is a mild case of a belly button hernia.

4 hours ago
Colorful_antler OP

I dont see why not!

13 hours ago
tfngst
:cs:

Your outie spent days making sequence and class diagrams for a complex system, code them in a single day, and publish it the following morning without any error.

10 hours ago
Impressive-Age-2733

Bullshit... I won't agree🫩

10 hours ago
indicava

Your outie has 748 side projects he’ll never finish

9 hours ago
metaglot

I'd be fucking ecstatic to let my outie kill my innie.

3 hours ago
zhantaxdontvax

My innie is fucking retard created by it's environment

10 hours ago
JuicyPeachWhispers

Sometimes I think that my outie is in another job altogether.

11 hours ago
Colorful_antler OP

A second job is very much required in this economy!!

6 hours ago