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headshot_to_liver

Management would hear less developers and approve it

22 hours ago
jasting98

Management would hear less developers and approve it

less fewer developers

14 hours ago
Trick-Interaction396

Less is more apt because I’ve seen spreadsheets with 2.75 or 3.25 devs so devs are a continuous blob according to management.

7 hours ago
ClipboardCopyPaste
:js::cs:

What kind of loan do you need sir? Education? Home?

Um....a tech...loan?

22 hours ago
LexaAstarof
:py::rust::c::j:

2 devs 1 debt

22 hours ago
ItABoye
:c:

They're shitting in the codebase

14 hours ago
Canacarirose

I see what you did there!

12 hours ago
LushRipple

I've built some truly terrible applications.

But nothing compared to what I can do now...

Good luck, future generations!

15 hours ago
wasabiwarnut

"Engineers"

18 hours ago
Nervous_Teach_5596

"Vibe Science"

13 hours ago
LucaTheNativeSpeaker

And after 3 Month of vibing, it needs 50 engineers for refactoring

21 hours ago
Buttons840

This will be devastating to any company doing this in an economy where quality matters.

20 hours ago
Leninus

Fortunately, quality means very little because it cant sell microtransactions and ad space

17 hours ago
Buttons840

Yeah, that was my point.

Vibe coding will produce buggy and insecure code, the website will crash and the personal data of millions will be stolen, and the stock price will increase.

17 hours ago
Citrus_Flirt

Vibe coding is when every line of code is like a beat, and your techno-fear turns into the soundtrack of the day.

21 hours ago
indicava

That’s 10x right there…

21 hours ago
beppe58

at least some kind of comments will be there!

20 hours ago
iHiep

at least the software works fine

16 hours ago
Deep-Fuel4386
:rust::rust::rust::rust::rust::rust:

I’ve tried vibe coding recently but I just started arguing with it when it didn’t do what I wanted

7 hours ago