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What kind of loan do you need sir? Education? Home?
Um....a tech...loan?
2 devs 1 debt
They're shitting in the codebase
I see what you did there!
I've built some truly terrible applications.
But nothing compared to what I can do now...
Good luck, future generations!
"Engineers"
"Vibe Science"
And after 3 Month of vibing, it needs 50 engineers for refactoring
This will be devastating to any company doing this in an economy where quality matters.
Fortunately, quality means very little because it cant sell microtransactions and ad space
Yeah, that was my point.
Vibe coding will produce buggy and insecure code, the website will crash and the personal data of millions will be stolen, and the stock price will increase.
Vibe coding is when every line of code is like a beat, and your techno-fear turns into the soundtrack of the day.
That’s 10x right there…
at least some kind of comments will be there!
at least the software works fine
I’ve tried vibe coding recently but I just started arguing with it when it didn’t do what I wanted
debt is the fuel, capitalism runs on.
Tech debt accrues interest, and somebody WILL pay it one way or the other
It's not even a joke anymore.
I started a new project two weeks ago, where a state owned company created an app for managing welfare money by vibing.
Obviously nothing works and I was hired to basically fix it all, or do it from the scratch, we are still looking into it.
It took 8 vibers to create that abomination. Nobody has the slightest idea of how software is written, they have no idea of debugging, they can't write any code themselves, nor can understand the code they have generated.
Management would hear less developers and approve it
Less is more apt because I’ve seen spreadsheets with 2.75 or 3.25 devs so devs are a continuous blob according to management.
More tech you say? I was already sold at fewer developers no need to convince me any more.