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headshot_to_liver

Management would hear less developers and approve it

2 days ago
jasting98

Management would hear less developers and approve it

less fewer developers

2 days ago
Trick-Interaction396

Less is more apt because I’ve seen spreadsheets with 2.75 or 3.25 devs so devs are a continuous blob according to management.

1 day ago
Aelig_

More tech you say? I was already sold at fewer developers no need to convince me any more.

1 day ago
ClipboardCopyPaste
:js::cs:

What kind of loan do you need sir? Education? Home?

Um....a tech...loan?

2 days ago
LexaAstarof
:py::rust::c::j:

2 devs 1 debt

2 days ago
ItABoye
:c:

They're shitting in the codebase

2 days ago
Canacarirose

I see what you did there!

1 day ago
LushRipple

I've built some truly terrible applications.

But nothing compared to what I can do now...

Good luck, future generations!

2 days ago
wasabiwarnut

"Engineers"

2 days ago
Nervous_Teach_5596

"Vibe Science"

1 day ago
Buttons840

This will be devastating to any company doing this in an economy where quality matters.

2 days ago
Leninus

Fortunately, quality means very little because it cant sell microtransactions and ad space

2 days ago
Buttons840

Yeah, that was my point.

Vibe coding will produce buggy and insecure code, the website will crash and the personal data of millions will be stolen, and the stock price will increase.

2 days ago
LucaTheNativeSpeaker

And after 3 Month of vibing, it needs 50 engineers for refactoring

2 days ago
Citrus_Flirt

Vibe coding is when every line of code is like a beat, and your techno-fear turns into the soundtrack of the day.

2 days ago
indicava

That’s 10x right there…

2 days ago
beppe58

at least some kind of comments will be there!

2 days ago
iHiep

at least the software works fine

2 days ago
Deep-Fuel4386
:rust::rust::rust::rust::rust::rust:

I’ve tried vibe coding recently but I just started arguing with it when it didn’t do what I wanted

1 day ago
MuslinBagger

debt is the fuel, capitalism runs on.

1 day ago
bjenks2011

Tech debt accrues interest, and somebody WILL pay it one way or the other

1 day ago
No_Yogurtcloset_2792

It's not even a joke anymore.

I started a new project two weeks ago, where a state owned company created an app for managing welfare money by vibing.

Obviously nothing works and I was hired to basically fix it all, or do it from the scratch, we are still looking into it.

It took 8 vibers to create that abomination. Nobody has the slightest idea of how software is written, they have no idea of debugging, they can't write any code themselves, nor can understand the code they have generated.

1 day ago
Charlieputhfan

Ain’t no way I thought this all is a joke

39 minutes ago
tauzN

1 day ago
Childish_fancyFishy

15 hours ago