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howAboutNo
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I prefer Fuck Of As a Service, but not sure if it's up anymore!
Wait... Looks like it is! https://foass.1001010.com/
POST /api/v1/no -> 400 NO
GET /api/v1/no -> 200 NO, K
PATCH /api/v1/no -> 501 NO IMPLEMENTED
stakeholder
god I hate corporate speak so much
FWIW, that's not just corporate. Go to any government or community meeting and you'll hear that endlessly.
yeap, in capitalist countries corporate jargon and organizational structures sip into every aspect of society.
That's true, although I'm not sure that it wasn't the other way around. And honestly, you need some term to describe "people who care about this decision."
eg a lot of local development decisions involve the developers, local government, state transit/road authority, neighborhood association, and maybe others. Gotta refer to them somehow.
XD dont judge me I hate it too
What word would you use instead?
shareholders, employees, customers - whatever the group actually is. Trying to hide the true relationship to capital is just another corporate lie, made to color their business practices more wholesome. It's nothing more than a marketing thing.
someone mentioned word stakeholder in the meeting
I'm thinking about the steak now. A nice lean cut, fried on a cast iron pan, coming along nicely with brown honey like crust...
Oh fuck sake i missed half of the meeting, what did they just say?!
'It depends' as a service.
and everyone is left optimistic
Yes.
Taking passive-aggressive corporate communication to a whole new level
Ok. This is the second shirt I ordered because of this sub
Great for technical interviews
I need one.
It was written
It's my turn to post this
Where is the Woot shirt link?!
No As Server
Where can I order?
Meh, I’ve hosted my own “No’s” for years now locally. No need to change it now.
Relevant xkcd
https://xkcd.com/yes/