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RuneScape?
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One line for each fibre of wood it touched, right?
And presumably a shit-ton when the axe misses.
I hope he trunkated them
More than once, I've sat on the toliet in the middle of the night, still half asleep, and dreamed what I was doing was purging log files. (I'm not kidding either...)
Simulation theory confirmed
Some say he still dreams in stack traces and hears syslogs whisper in the woods...
I was dreaming in binary and I thought I saw a two.
It wasn’t me but once a friend of mine told me about him hearing his 2 year old son crying in the morning and he - half asleep - thought he was crying because of an Oracle problem we were dealing with that week.
Last night, I dreamt of adding a new feature module to a series of sprocs in sql that generates reconciliation amounts to vendors for performance based contracts.
When I woke up, I wrote down the idea because it could save the company millions if implemented.
Im not even fucking kidding, this is my life now.
I thought you only got log files when you chopped with an exe ..
Nice.
Respect ✊
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