ProgrammerHumor
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Thank the sales organization for dealing with angry customers when a feature release goes poorly :)
Discussion
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I think the OP works in sales lol
13 hours ago
TurtleEatsPlastic
sales???? if dev is ever protected from clients I honestly say it is by the CS team
13 hours ago
y0crunchy
What on earth hahaha sales immediately pushes complaints directly through as top priority every time. OP must work in sales lol
12 hours ago
ks_thecr0w
When you sell stuff experts tell you ”it is impossible to achieve” you get to experience the reality.
13 hours ago
Quadratball
How our sales-team handles complains: double it and pass it to the next person
12 hours ago
Alex_NinjaDev
Meanwhile in the code: protected complaints; Only accessible by Sales class. Devs sleeping in private scope.
12 hours ago
davak72
:cs::j::re::msl::bash:
Haaaaaaaa. At my last job I spent more than 30% of my time on reproducing and fixing bugs in production
12 hours ago
More than 25 years working as dev and never saw sales doing that. It is usually, get your life I sold the product, now is your problem. Obviously, what they sold wasn't even planned by anyone
my favourite is always "you know that feature you estimated at six months if we hire two new devs? yeah! I managed to sell it to the client by promising it in a week with a 20% discount. Aren't i great!"
Well at least dev doesn't need to sit in many meetings with customer. Hopefully...