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I just remembered the video where someone replaced the entire sound of EA sports intro with just different lengths of a man pronouncing e!
E E E
EEEE
The memes of terrible code snippets with Thor's face on them are great and I'm all here for it.
New format just dropped
Actual image
Thor went on vacation, never came back
Call the png
Memestorm incoming
He will be turned into a Wojak pretty soon, won't he? :D
I'm starting to think that's what he wants at this point
What format? š¤£
Why is his name Thor LMAO. I've only encountered dogs with that name IRL.
It's his middle name, his first name is Jason
Because he banged his knee on the side of the bed, and heās still Thor
Allegedly, he was given the middle name Thor because he was born during a thunderstorm. Allegedly. I don't know he's lied about anymore.
Hey, I was born during a thunderstorm, the power even went out at the hospital. I was born in the dark, in that time window between power going out and generators kicking in. I demand a cool middle name.
Okay Nox.
Okay you'll be Raspberry.
What ? You didn't say it had to be related to a storm or blackout.
Your new middle name is Erebus, God of Darkness
Oh like Snowwhite
That is my real first name :)
I met a guy once whose real name was Thor
I've known somebody with the last name Thorson. He got called "son of Thor" a lot :-D
If you look at Scandinavians, that is litterly what it means!
Iceland is one of the few countries that also have a female variation of that as well!
Son / Sen - Son of Dottir - Daughter of
I think it's fine if you live in Scandinavia, otherwise it's about as weird as getting named Zeus.Ā
Yet, it seems even stranger for a Greek to be named Zeus
Because his dad chose it
His dad knew he would grow long hair and hammer away at it all day.
His dad called him jason then had to correct himself to say thor so I highly doubt it
Jason first Thor middle I believe
It's his middle name, but he thinks it makes him sound special so he goes by it
I mean if my name is āBob Zeus Smithā Iād call myself Zeus
It's a common name in many countries. It has so many derived names too, including many women name.Ā
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Well, if it's his middle name, it's his name lol. Plenty of people go by their middle names
His name is Jason
i forgot that his first name is Jason,
JSON.
i will not elaborate
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Javadcript object notation my favouriteĀ
His name is Thor
His full name is Jason Thor Hall
He goes by his middlename, like many people in the world do
Idk his dad instinctively called him Jason the other day.
He does it to aura farm. Same reason he lies about coding ability. So itās funnier to call him Jason
He goes by his middlename, like many people in the world do
Many people? I thought middle names were mainly an American thing.
Well first, Thor is american, so kinda, but its more of an English-Speaking thing
Borris Johnson, Ted Cruz, Mitch McConnell, in addition to being all shitty people, all go by their Middle name, Alexander, Rafael, and Addison, are their first names
Theres a ton of reddit threads about people doing it
https://www.reddit.com/r/namenerds/comments/icfgeu/people_who_go_by_their_middle_names_what_is_that/
https://www.reddit.com/r/namenerds/comments/126so0n/would_love_to_hear_from_people_who_go_by_their/
https://www.reddit.com/r/namenerds/comments/1cyumud/how_many_of_you_go_by_your_middle_name/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Names/comments/1hawahy/people_who_go_by_your_middle_names_is_life_harder/
I call people by their first name.
So Jason...
Okay, tell me your first name so I can properly address you
SychS.
No it's not
Show me your birth certificate
You the police? š¤£
I'm just following your rule to only call people by their first name
Give me your first name
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I just did, and you're funny š¤£š¤£š¤£
That's his rule. He clearly stated "I call people by their first name."
This doesn't mean that you must do the same, nor does it mean he prefers to be called by his first name.
Semi-related but your response is a great example of the "appeal to hypocrisy" logical fallacy!
Watching you fail at dawncraft is pretty funny as well. I love watching Terrible people making fun of people who did nothing to them but feel empowered to unload their failures on other people instead of empower people to lift people up from their failures
Trash people love trashing others. Be better than that. Perhaps if you work on yourself you wouldnt have to resort to trashing others to feel better about yourself.
This entire thread needs to reevaluate their lives.
Daddy chill
This dude is frustrated IRL real bad.
The font is going to turn comic sans any minute
Mmmm i kinda like it....
I've been using this font in my editor for years now. It is great.
This is amazing. I will set it as the default font in Intellij for the setup image of the develop machine and look at everybody else cringe to their core with this boomer special attack.
i use papyrus in vscode
I use handwriting, its specifically useful for blueprints
Who is this person and why are they suddenly all over this subreddit?
He writes crappy code, but prides himself on being a 20 yoe āhackerā who worked for Amazon, Blizzard, and the DOE. But over the past few months, heās been the center of controversy from cheating in games to misquoting/misrepresenting a gaming movement called āstop killing gamesā. All because his ego is through the roof and he wonāt apologize.
The code review videos from various creators have been fun to watch. He writes intern-level code, and him trying to defend it as the pinnacle of code writing hits a nerve.
Idk if I met many programmers that held their code on a pedestal. The scale always seems to be at best they like it at worst they hate it with a burning passion
Sure, but I've met plenty that hold others below their own. Viewing yourself as having sunk the least is still placing yourself on a pedestal of sorts.
I do realize the irony of saying this in this context.
The difference is those programmers likely don't take any chance they can to brag about being a game dev for 20 years and working at Blizzard as a dev constantly (both lies of course)
I could write code for 30 years at a high level and I would still think I code like a donkey. It genuinely feels like programming is an endless endeavor, especially since you can use it to express basically anything.
He writes intern-level code
The code I was writing back in Uni for mid-semester assignments was better than his current game code and I DON'T take pride in what I wrote.
At least I had the decency to use a for loop.
May I get a link to his code ?
No, because he hasn't shared his codebase(expected). We have only what we've seen on his twitch stream.
The best you can get is visiting CodingJesus and watching his code reviews where he grabs the snippets that PirateSoftware has shown and reviews them.
The video from yesterday where they used the code from PirateSoftware in GameMaker to show a simple rectangle and they got 19 fps for a static image of 800x100 is especially hilarious.
I wouldnt hire an intern with that code. It's the kind of stuff you as as a first year TA
You probably just can't understand how genius his code is, I bet if he drew a square in ms paint and wrote "I worked at blizzard" you would realize how smart he is!
I found it odd that he's trying to defend it against all accusations.
Maybe the rest of you are programming gods who always write perfect code, but I'm willing to admit I've written plenty of code that could be improved, and had designs that turned out to be bad in practice.
(At least, compared to the examples from him, my code is more readable.)
The thing is, he could have side stepped the issue entirely if he didn't say that he wanted the movement to fail and spend so much time trying to dunk on the movement.
He didn't need to agree with the movement at all.
Bro could avoid every single issue heās had so far just by saying āsorry, my badā
What is he supposed to do? He's out of mana.
When did he cheat in games? That one is new to me.
He looks at his phone twice for extended periods of time in his Outer Space "blind" playthrough. He also magically solved the wingdings puzzle in Animal well "solo" when it took the game community a good amount of time to come up with a solution for it.
I think its Outer Wild ? The game he cheated ? Is Outer Space a thing ?
Outer Wilds was the other one yeah
he was looking up solutions to puzzles in single player games and claiming that he figured it out himself
0 proof of that. The guy has 3 black badges from Defcon, I think he's capable of figuring out puzzles on his own
He solved some puzzles using knowledge from parts of the game he hadn't visited yet. Knowledge he could only have if he looked up the solution.
Can I get YT URL
Ty I tried thor jason but no luck
The first five results are onlyfans
You forgot the part about nepotism at Blizzard.
He was popular on YouTube shorts but got into hardcore world of Warcraft controversy, and then got called out by penguinz0 for opposing a video game preservation movement.
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markiplier_e.jpg
Markiplier E?
Lord Farquaad?
Mark Zuckerberg?
E. E! E!
So eeeeeeeeee man so eeeeeeeeee
Best I can find for rush e reference
Now take all the #defines and nest them in header files a few levels deep.
I knew dolphins were smart, but I didn't know they had their own programming language.
You never had intro to DOLPHON?
Oh, years ago yeah. But instead of "Hello World", the first program I wrote was "So long and thanks for the fish."
i just love how this guy became a meme template
You may not of heard this, but believe it or not he used to work at Blizzard. You wouldn't know though as he never talks about it
And, if you didnāt know, his dad did as well!
He probably doesn't even realize that he was the first, second generation blizzard employee
He barely ever mentioned it but he was the first 2nd generation employee at blizzard. But that is very obscure information you really have to dig deep in his stream catalogue to know this.
When C++ and a keyboard smash fall in love
boo piratesoftware boo
is this some advanced vibing joke im too vanilla to understand?
It's just abusing the cpp preprocessor So when you see "#define e using" it will find all the "e" in the program (not including in the other defines) and replace it with "using"
Esoteric language moment
you can create a Turing complete language with a while loop and a bit shift operator, someone replaced all the elements involved with in that with e
awim away awim away awim away
I didnāt know Chris Barnes wrote code.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee it's in the game
Programming language: REEEEEEEEE
Thank you! I want this meme format to take off.
The best thing to come out of all of this is this sub finally getting original content
It makes more sense if you speak the code verbally.
Forget oops coding, phonetic coding is the new vibe.
Lol, I made this sorta thing once, even using the letter e specifically
Beautiful
that is too funny
Beatbox coding is the new vibe coding.Ā
Printer++
OH GOD, MY TINNITUS IS BACK!!!
Thereās Compilation error at e.
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It needs to be all e for the ARG
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Honestly, it's a relief seeing memes of this guy being terrible at programming. Makes me feel better about my own crap code
You don't get it! It's for an ARG!
C? ā
PHP++? ā
I bet this compresses better than the original code.
yoooo... is that possible? no way, right?
regardless of the controversy, this is pretty funny
A day may come when we feel bad for Pirate. A day when we say sorry for shitting on him.
BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!
Okay looking at this I think he must be fking trolling. There is no way
I know there's a language called mindfk and the syntax is: <>
And I think he's doing that. Ain't no way
It's just a meme making fun of how he writes really poor code. He didn't actually write the code in the meme.
Oh okay
I was told that he only showed the code part a few times within a four to six hour stream... So yeah, I guess he's not great at writing code lol
Did this guy fuck your wife or something?
No, Shadow the hedgehog did
Iāve come to make an announcement
Dude lives rent free in this subās head.
Why did the internet wake up this week and decide it hates PirateSoftware?
Maybe because he doubles and triples down on being an absolute twat
This guy is posing as a super cool developer and talking all sorts of nonsense
Because the internet was made aware of him
Yes, actually, and now Reddit is just making up whatever outlandish shit people can think of and pasting his face at the bottom for that sweet, sweet, karma.
Hey! It's performant and works perfectly fine! I should know, since I've worked in the gaming industry for 20 years.
I've seen scramblers where everything looks like ooo000o0ooo0. People used to do this to code before compiling the executable so that if someone tries to decompile it, it looks completely incomprehensible.
It's called obfuscation and it does happen. Can also be used in a slightly less than savory way to subvert contracts that demand you provide source, but not necessarily source that is understandable. You take your somewhat human readable and documented development code, run it through the obfuscator that strips all comments and names everything incomprehensible. You deliver obfuscated code to the client. They can inspect, they can build it, but they cant hire another contractor to maintain it because no one who hasnt received divine inpiration to write an OS could possibly understand the thing.
This makes sense for an interpreted language, not compiled
So, we start shittalking about pirate?
Would you guys please stop making fun of him? Sure, his code smelled, but it doesn't mean he deserves to be roasted and scolded so much. Get over it.
If the only issue with him was just the code then prehaps.
great now the oiiaioiiai is stuck in my head