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I just remembered the video where someone replaced the entire sound of EA sports intro with just different lengths of a man pronouncing e!
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Wtf how does this have 2.8m views
If you meant it as "really low", that's because there are copies of it all over YouTube.
If you meant it as "really high", that's because it's still a pretty niche meme.
You viewed it.
My man!!
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The memes of terrible code snippets with Thor's face on them are great and I'm all here for it.
New format just dropped
Actual image
Thor went on vacation, never came back
Call the png
Memestorm incoming
He will be turned into a Wojak pretty soon, won't he? :D
I'm starting to think that's what he wants at this point
What format? š¤£
Google en Thor
Holy hell.
Why is his name Thor LMAO. I've only encountered dogs with that name IRL.
It's his middle name, his first name is Jason
Because he banged his knee on the side of the bed, and heās still Thor
Allegedly, he was given the middle name Thor because he was born during a thunderstorm. Allegedly. I don't know he's lied about anymore.
Hey, I was born during a thunderstorm, the power even went out at the hospital. I was born in the dark, in that time window between power going out and generators kicking in. I demand a cool middle name.
Okay Nox.
Okay you'll be Raspberry.
What ? You didn't say it had to be related to a storm or blackout.
I feel called out.
Your new middle name is Erebus, God of Darkness
How about Jupiter?
Oh like Snowwhite
That is my real first name :)
I met a guy once whose real name was Thor
I've known somebody with the last name Thorson. He got called "son of Thor" a lot :-D
If you look at Scandinavians, that is litterly what it means!
Iceland is one of the few countries that also have a female variation of that as well!
Son / Sen - Son of # Dottir - Daughter of
Edit: weird format
Phil, son of Coul.
I think it's fine if you live in Scandinavia, otherwise it's about as weird as getting named Zeus.Ā
Yet, it seems even stranger for a Greek to be named Zeus
Its a common name in Scandinavia. I know at least 3 guys named Thor.
Edit: Just for some fun extra info: Its really common to be named ThorbjĆørn, which is basically Thor Bear together.
Because his dad chose it
His dad knew he would grow long hair and hammer away at it all day.
His dad called him jason then had to correct himself to say thor so I highly doubt it
Jason first Thor middle I believe
It's his middle name, but he thinks it makes him sound special so he goes by it
I mean if my name is āBob Zeus Smithā Iād call myself Zeus
It's a common name in many countries. It has so many derived names too, including many women name.Ā
His name is Jason
i forgot that his first name is Jason,
JSON.
i will not elaborate
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Javadcript object notation my favouriteĀ
His name is Thor
His full name is Jason Thor Hall
He goes by his middlename, like many people in the world do
Idk his dad instinctively called him Jason the other day.
He does it to aura farm. Same reason he lies about coding ability. So itās funnier to call him Jason
Did he ever claim to be a particular great coder? Seems like this is just something obsessed people made up about him
I call people by their first name.
So Jason...
He goes by his middlename, like many people in the world do
Many people? I thought middle names were mainly an American thing.
Well first, Thor is american, so kinda, but its more of an English-Speaking thing
Borris Johnson, Ted Cruz, Mitch McConnell, in addition to being all shitty people, all go by their Middle name, Alexander, Rafael, and Addison, are their first names
Theres a ton of reddit threads about people doing it
https://www.reddit.com/r/namenerds/comments/icfgeu/people_who_go_by_their_middle_names_what_is_that/
https://www.reddit.com/r/namenerds/comments/126so0n/would_love_to_hear_from_people_who_go_by_their/
https://www.reddit.com/r/namenerds/comments/1cyumud/how_many_of_you_go_by_your_middle_name/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Names/comments/1hawahy/people_who_go_by_your_middle_names_is_life_harder/
No? In Europe its common too have like half of you extended family as middle names. More so with older people, but certainly met many young people with middlenames
Watching you fail at dawncraft is pretty funny as well. I love watching Terrible people making fun of people who did nothing to them but feel empowered to unload their failures on other people instead of empower people to lift people up from their failures
Trash people love trashing others. Be better than that. Perhaps if you work on yourself you wouldnt have to resort to trashing others to feel better about yourself.
This entire thread needs to reevaluate their lives.
The font is going to turn comic sans any minute
Mmmm i kinda like it....
I've been using this font in my editor for years now. It is great.
This is amazing. I will set it as the default font in Intellij for the setup image of the develop machine and look at everybody else cringe to their core with this boomer special attack.
Kinda reminds me of Monaco
i use papyrus in vscode
I use handwriting, its specifically useful for blueprints
Who is this person and why are they suddenly all over this subreddit?
He writes crappy code, but prides himself on being a 20 yoe āhackerā who worked for Amazon, Blizzard, and the DOE. But over the past few months, heās been the center of controversy from cheating in games to misquoting/misrepresenting a gaming movement called āstop killing gamesā. All because his ego is through the roof and he wonāt apologize.
The code review videos from various creators have been fun to watch. He writes intern-level code, and him trying to defend it as the pinnacle of code writing hits a nerve.
Idk if I met many programmers that held their code on a pedestal. The scale always seems to be at best they like it at worst they hate it with a burning passion
Sure, but I've met plenty that hold others below their own. Viewing yourself as having sunk the least is still placing yourself on a pedestal of sorts.
I do realize the irony of saying this in this context.
I could write code for 30 years at a high level and I would still think I code like a donkey. It genuinely feels like programming is an endless endeavor, especially since you can use it to express basically anything.
If you define everything using progressively larger strings of e then it will truly be an endless endeavour and not merely feel like one.
The difference is those programmers likely don't take any chance they can to brag about being a game dev for 20 years and working at Blizzard as a dev constantly (both lies of course)
I wouldnt hire an intern with that code. It's the kind of stuff you as as a first year TA
Being fair to the guy, standards are a bit lower in game dev until you start building engines.
Which is why they burn out so often
I bet it would be easier for him to progress on his game if he didn't have to memorize thousands of booleans (or, I mean 0.0f..1.0f) in an arbitrary array to build story points
The code is unmaintainable, it's just a dumpster heap of cold, hard technical debt built up over 10 years of script kiddying. At this point, it's completely devoid of any value
And that's why software design is important, and "shipping fast" much less so. He would've saved a lot of time by not pushing so hard to just throw something out as fast as possible. The "fast to market"-zeitgeist is complete bullshit, and people like this are coding themselves to ruin
I figure a lot of it comes down to habits, if you work in an environment that doesn't care anywhere near as much about building a maintainable piece of software for years and probably doesn't do a lot of code review, then these things don't become automatic.
Definitely, but we're living in a culture that puts way too much emphasis on immediate output and far too little on the actual process
If new developers were taught correctly, it wouldn't have been the problem that it is today. But those who teach focus on how to get programmers to produce something quickly, rather than how to do it correctly. Everything is tutorialized and pandering to peoples expectations of becoming experts with little to no effort
The use of intern always confuses me for a second, in a German context "intern" usually means someone with literally 0 experience, making the criticism towards Pirate sound even harsher lmao.
It's the same in the US and is how it's being used here. Though intern usually also implies they've gone through college courses so at least have knowledge of the basics, if not experience using them.
In Lithuania interns are mostly 2-4 year students
In Germany it often depends on the context, an intern could be someone that has gone through college but it could also be someone that is still in highschool and just checking out what working as that job is like for a week or two.
He writes intern-level code
The code I was writing back in Uni for mid-semester assignments was better than his current game code and I DON'T take pride in what I wrote.
At least I had the decency to use a for loop.
May I get a link to his code ?
No, because he hasn't shared his codebase(expected). We have only what we've seen on his twitch stream.
The best you can get is visiting CodingJesus and watching his code reviews where he grabs the snippets that PirateSoftware has shown and reviews them.
The video from yesterday where they used the code from PirateSoftware in GameMaker to show a simple rectangle and they got 19 fps for a static image of 800x100 is especially hilarious.
You probably just can't understand how genius his code is, I bet if he drew a square in ms paint and wrote "I worked at blizzard" you would realize how smart he is!
I found it odd that he's trying to defend it against all accusations.
Maybe the rest of you are programming gods who always write perfect code, but I'm willing to admit I've written plenty of code that could be improved, and had designs that turned out to be bad in practice.
(At least, compared to the examples from him, my code is more readable.)
You find it odd that a narcissist and a bully with superiority complex is defending his code against other people even when they are more experienced? Strange
I have watched very little of Thor, so I don't know much about him, other than he's supposed to be a programmer.
The thing is, he could have side stepped the issue entirely if he didn't say that he wanted the movement to fail and spend so much time trying to dunk on the movement.
He didn't need to agree with the movement at all.
Bro could avoid every single issue heās had so far just by saying āsorry, my badā
What is he supposed to do? He's out of mana.
The most hilarious attempt at dodging the responsibility was āfor 10 months no one disputed my claimsā said this asshat, while actively banning everyone that even tried to mention SKG
When did he cheat in games? That one is new to me.
He looks at his phone twice for extended periods of time in his Outer Wilds "blind" playthrough. He also magically solved the wingdings puzzle in Animal Well "solo" when it took the game community a good amount of time to come up with a solution for it.
Edit: Outer Wilds
I think its Outer Wild ? The game he cheated ? Is Outer Space a thing ?
Outer Wilds was the other one yeah
he was looking up solutions to puzzles in single player games and claiming that he figured it out himself
Can I get YT URL
Ty I tried thor jason but no luck
The first five results are onlyfans
Google what? I donāt even know that guyās name?
You forgot the part about nepotism at Blizzard.
People on the internet have miserable lives and only find joy in shitting on others. So they found someone, snd decided to obsessively hate him.
He was popular on YouTube shorts but got into hardcore world of Warcraft controversy, and then got called out by penguinz0 for opposing a video game preservation movement.
He got called out by several people advocating for SKG, not just charlie
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markiplier_e.jpg
Markiplier E?
Lord Farquaad?
Mark Zuckerberg?
E. E! E!
So eeeeeeeeee man so eeeeeeeeee
Best I can find for rush e reference
Now take all the #defines and nest them in header files a few levels deep.
I knew dolphins were smart, but I didn't know they had their own programming language.
You never had intro to DOLPHON?
Oh, years ago yeah. But instead of "Hello World", the first program I wrote was "So long and thanks for the fish."
i just love how this guy became a meme template
You may not of heard this, but believe it or not he used to work at Blizzard. You wouldn't know though as he never talks about it
And, if you didnāt know, his dad did as well!
He probably doesn't even realize that he was the first, second generation blizzard employee
...In QA. He apparently has no actual developer experience
He barely ever mentioned it but he was the first 2nd generation employee at blizzard. But that is very obscure information you really have to dig deep in his stream catalogue to know this.
Tinitusscript.
beat me to it
When C++ and a keyboard smash fall in love
awim away awim away awim away
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee it's in the game
Thank you! I want this meme format to take off.
boo piratesoftware boo
I didnāt know Chris Barnes wrote code.
OH GOD, MY TINNITUS IS BACK!!!
Thereās Compilation error at e.
Programming language: REEEEEEEEE
This is from the international obfuscated C contest.
is this some advanced vibing joke im too vanilla to understand?
It's just abusing the cpp preprocessor So when you see "#define e using" it will find all the "e" in the program (not including in the other defines) and replace it with "using"
Esoteric language moment
The best thing to come out of all of this is this sub finally getting original content
It makes more sense if you speak the code verbally.
Forget oops coding, phonetic coding is the new vibe.
Lol, I made this sorta thing once, even using the letter e specifically
Beautiful
that is too funny
Beatbox coding is the new vibe coding.Ā
Printer++
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It needs to be all e for the ARG
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He has been summoned back to Asgard for disciplining.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
This the most fun thing I have seen this month.
Programming in Sans Undertale
Is there a version for L?
E ee eee e ee e ee e e e ee
Strong GIGACUBICA vibes.
Ewwe
Es are good.
who is this guy and why are there so many memes about him
I understand that people don't like the guy but the constant dog piling on him is ultra cringe. Please stop harassing people online for minor things.
C? ā
PHP++? ā
I bet this compresses better than the original code.
yoooo... is that possible? no way, right?
The compression ratio would be better, but idk if the overall size of the file would be smaller. Having all these Es takes up more characters than using the actual keywords, but having the files content be so similar means a lot can be compressed.
regardless of the controversy, this is pretty funny
Okay looking at this I think he must be fking trolling. There is no way
I know there's a language called mindfk and the syntax is: <>
And I think he's doing that. Ain't no way
It's just a meme making fun of how he writes really poor code. He didn't actually write the code in the meme.
Oh okay
I was told that he only showed the code part a few times within a four to six hour stream... So yeah, I guess he's not great at writing code lol
Dude lives rent free in this subās head.
Did this guy fuck your wife or something?
No, Shadow the hedgehog did
Iāve come to make an announcement
Why did the internet wake up this week and decide it hates PirateSoftware?
Maybe because he doubles and triples down on being an absolute twat
I never understood this logic " ohh i dont like thus tv show, let me obsessively watch it and complain about it on the internet"
Like who cares if he us an asshole? Just ignore him. Like most mayor twitch streamers are massive pieces of shit,
Because the internet was made aware of him
This guy is posing as a super cool developer and talking all sorts of nonsense
I'm being downvoted for asking a legitimate question out of legitimate curiosity.
BEHOLD!! I have achieved peak reddit!
Yes, actually, and now Reddit is just making up whatever outlandish shit people can think of and pasting his face at the bottom for that sweet, sweet, karma.
Hey! It's performant and works perfectly fine! I should know, since I've worked in the gaming industry for 20 years.
A day may come when we feel bad for Pirate. A day when we say sorry for shitting on him.
BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!
Honestly, it's a relief seeing memes of this guy being terrible at programming. Makes me feel better about my own crap code
You don't get it! It's for an ARG! /s
this guy chickens
great now the oiiaioiiai is stuck in my head