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Dennis_DZ

5 hours ago
cs_sapien

great now the oiiaioiiai is stuck in my head

1 hour ago
Roujin23

The memes of terrible code snippets with Thor's face on them are great and I'm all here for it.

5 hours ago
ePaint OP

New format just dropped

5 hours ago
AdhesivenessPrudent1

Actual image

4 hours ago
Sam_1287

Thor went on vacation, never came back

4 hours ago
arie_sge

Call the png

1 hour ago
Pelileven

Memestorm incoming

36 seconds ago
CMDR_Profane_Pagan

He will be turned into a Wojak pretty soon, won't he? :D

29 seconds ago
hugazow

What format? 🤣

1 hour ago
Borno11050
:cp: :ts: :rust:

Why is his name Thor LMAO. I've only encountered dogs with that name IRL.

5 hours ago
xSilverMC

It's his middle name, his first name is Jason

5 hours ago
GroovinChip

Because he banged his knee on the side of the bed, and he’s still Thor

4 hours ago
-non-existance-

Allegedly, he was given the middle name Thor because he was born during a thunderstorm. Allegedly. I don't know he's lied about anymore.

4 hours ago
Ravasaurio

Hey, I was born during a thunderstorm, the power even went put at the hospital. I was born in the dark, in that time window between power going out and generators kicking in. I demand a cool middle name.

1 hour ago
Ok-Yogurt2360

Okay Nox.

1 hour ago
vystyk

Oh like Snowwhite

2 hours ago
thors-lab

That is my real first name :)

3 hours ago
X-lem
:g::ts:

I met a guy once whose real name was Thor

4 hours ago
MattieShoes
:g:

I've known somebody with the last name Thorson. He got called "son of Thor" a lot :-D

4 hours ago
El_Mojo42

I think it's fine if you live in Scandinavia, otherwise it's about as weird as getting named Zeus.Ā 

39 minutes ago
Animal31

Because his dad chose it

4 hours ago
fynn34

His dad knew he would grow long hair and hammer away at it all day.

4 hours ago
JoeyKingX

His dad called him jason then had to correct himself to say thor so I highly doubt it

3 hours ago
morganrbvn

Jason first Thor middle I believe

2 hours ago
aethermar

It's his middle name, but he thinks it makes him sound special so he goes by it

5 hours ago
Aozora404

I mean if my name is ā€œBob Zeus Smithā€ I’d call myself Zeus

2 hours ago
Aelig_

It's a common name in many countries. It has so many derived names too, including many women name.Ā 

33 seconds ago
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5 hours ago
kohuept

Well, if it's his middle name, it's his name lol. Plenty of people go by their middle names

5 hours ago
Reasonable-Hair-187

His name is Jason

5 hours ago
Wolfieamelia

i forgot that his first name is Jason,

JSON.

i will not elaborate

1 hour ago
[deleted]

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49 minutes ago
ThisUserIsAFailure

Javadcript object notation my favouriteĀ 

43 minutes ago
yunacchi

JDON my soul?

What the fuck are we even doing in r/ProgrammerHumor?

21 minutes ago
Animal31

His name is Thor

His full name is Jason Thor Hall

He goes by his middlename, like many people in the world do

4 hours ago
jax024

Idk his dad instinctively called him Jason the other day.

3 hours ago
beclops
:sw:

He does it to aura farm. Same reason he lies about coding ability. So it’s funnier to call him Jason

3 hours ago
sychs

I call people by their first name.

So Jason...

3 hours ago
Animal31

Okay, tell me your first name so I can properly address you

3 hours ago
sychs

SychS.

3 hours ago
Animal31

No it's not

Show me your birth certificate

3 hours ago
sychs

You the police? 🤣

3 hours ago
Animal31

I'm just following your rule to only call people by their first name

Give me your first name

3 hours ago
sychs

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I just did, and you're funny 🤣🤣🤣

3 hours ago
port443

That's his rule. He clearly stated "I call people by their first name."

This doesn't mean that you must do the same, nor does it mean he prefers to be called by his first name.

Semi-related but your response is a great example of the "appeal to hypocrisy" logical fallacy!

1 hour ago
calahil

Watching you fail at dawncraft is pretty funny as well. I love watching Terrible people making fun of people who did nothing to them but feel empowered to unload their failures on other people instead of empower people to lift people up from their failures

Trash people love trashing others. Be better than that. Perhaps if you work on yourself you wouldnt have to resort to trashing others to feel better about yourself.

This entire thread needs to reevaluate their lives.

3 hours ago
ePaint OP

Daddy chill

9 minutes ago
Fluid-Leg-8777

The font is going to turn comic sans any minute

5 hours ago
pandorazboxx

Might I interest you in my favorite font?

3 hours ago
Lumpy-Obligation-553

Mmmm i kinda like it....

3 hours ago
BobcatGamer
:ts:

I've been using this font in my editor for years now. It is great.

3 hours ago
_blue_skies_

This is amazing. I will set it as the default font in Intellij for the setup image of the develop machine and look at everybody else cringe to their core with this boomer special attack.

1 hour ago
fortnite_misogynist

i use papyrus in vscode

2 hours ago
Fluid-Leg-8777

I use handwriting, its specifically useful for blueprints

1 hour ago
SaltyStratosphere

I just remembered the video where someone replaced the entire sound of EA sports intro with just different lengths of a man pronouncing e!

5 hours ago
kamilman

Got you fam

1 hour ago
ReptileCake
:cs::ts::doge::kt::redditgold::spring:

E E E

EEEE

15 minutes ago
Kasyx709

Who is this person and why are they suddenly all over this subreddit?

5 hours ago
grumpylazysweaty
:js:

He writes crappy code, but prides himself on being a 20 yoe ā€œhackerā€ who worked for Amazon, Blizzard, and the DOE. But over the past few months, he’s been the center of controversy from cheating in games to misquoting/misrepresenting a gaming movement called ā€œstop killing gamesā€. All because his ego is through the roof and he won’t apologize.

4 hours ago
thereIsAHoleHere

The code review videos from various creators have been fun to watch. He writes intern-level code, and him trying to defend it as the pinnacle of code writing hits a nerve.

4 hours ago
Techno_Jargon

Idk if I met many programmers that held their code on a pedestal. The scale always seems to be at best they like it at worst they hate it with a burning passion

3 hours ago
thereIsAHoleHere

Sure, but I've met plenty that hold others below their own. Viewing yourself as having sunk the least is still placing yourself on a pedestal of sorts.

I do realize the irony of saying this in this context.

3 hours ago
Trout_Tickler
:clj:

The difference is those programmers likely don't take any chance they can to brag about being a game dev for 20 years and working at Blizzard as a dev constantly (both lies of course)

27 minutes ago
ult_frisbee_chad

I wouldnt hire an intern with that code. It's the kind of stuff you as as a first year TA

1 hour ago
dasunt

I found it odd that he's trying to defend it against all accusations.

Maybe the rest of you are programming gods who always write perfect code, but I'm willing to admit I've written plenty of code that could be improved, and had designs that turned out to be bad in practice.

(At least, compared to the examples from him, my code is more readable.)

1 hour ago
YuriTheWebDev

The thing is, he could have side stepped the issue entirely if he didn't say that he wanted the movement to fail and spend so much time trying to dunk on the movement.

He didn't need to agree with the movement at all.

4 hours ago
Consistent-Youth-407

Bro could avoid every single issue he’s had so far just by saying ā€œsorry, my badā€

2 hours ago
RedDawn172

When did he cheat in games? That one is new to me.

4 hours ago
B3y0nd0bscur1ty

He looks at his phone twice for extended periods of time in his Outer Space "blind" playthrough. He also magically solved the wingdings puzzle in Animal well "solo" when it took the game community a good amount of time to come up with a solution for it.

4 hours ago
GabeLeRoy

I think its Outer Wild ? The game he cheated ? Is Outer Space a thing ?

2 hours ago
Trout_Tickler
:clj:

Outer Wilds was the other one yeah

27 minutes ago
adam1109774

he was looking up solutions to puzzles in single player games and claiming that he figured it out himself

4 hours ago
boundless-junior

Can I get YT URL

4 hours ago
germansnowman

For example: https://youtu.be/HHwhiz0s2x8

2 hours ago
arpan3t

Best I can do

3 hours ago
boundless-junior

Ty I tried thor jason but no luck

3 hours ago
AcridWings_11465

The first five results are onlyfans

2 hours ago
morganrbvn

He was popular on YouTube shorts but got into hardcore world of Warcraft controversy, and then got called out by penguinz0 for opposing a video game preservation movement.

2 hours ago
NabrenX

e

5 hours ago
grumpylazysweaty
:js:

ee

4 hours ago
Vectorial1024

markiplier_e.jpg

4 hours ago
CascadiaHobbySupply

Markiplier E?

Lord Farquaad?

Mark Zuckerberg?

E. E! E!

2 hours ago
Reverend_Lazerface

So eeeeeeeeee man so eeeeeeeeee

4 hours ago
dalek65

Now take all the #defines and nest them in header files a few levels deep.

5 hours ago
Icy_Breakfast5154

Best I can find for rush e reference

4 hours ago
XandaPanda42

I knew dolphins were smart, but I didn't know they had their own programming language.

4 hours ago
SleepyTaylor216

You never had intro to DOLPHON?

2 hours ago
XandaPanda42

Oh, years ago yeah. But instead of "Hello World", the first program I wrote was "So long and thanks for the fish."

26 minutes ago
yo_wayyyy

is this some advanced vibing joke im too vanilla to understand?

5 hours ago
Front_Committee4993

It's just abusing the cpp preprocessor So when you see "#define e using" it will find all the "e" in the program (not including in the other defines) and replace it with "using"

4 hours ago
xSilverMC

Esoteric language moment

5 hours ago
_thermix

you can create a Turing complete language with a while loop and a bit shift operator, someone replaced all the elements involved with in that with e

1 hour ago
TaptosinIndependent

When C++ and a keyboard smash fall in love

5 hours ago
Raithalus

You may not of heard this, but believe it or not he used to work at Blizzard. You wouldn't know though as he never talks about it

4 hours ago
EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT

boo piratesoftware boo

5 hours ago
Wackome
:jla:

awim away awim away awim away

4 hours ago
Less_Heron_141

I didn’t know Chris Barnes wrote code.

4 hours ago
DrBig_brain

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee it's in the game

1 hour ago
LordFokas
:js::ts::j:

Why did the internet wake up this week and decide it hates PirateSoftware?

2 hours ago
SKabanov

Yes, actually, and now Reddit is just making up whatever outlandish shit people can think of and pasting his face at the bottom for that sweet, sweet, karma.

19 minutes ago
YKLKTMA

This guy is posing as a super cool developer and talking all sorts of nonsense

1 hour ago
Fohqul

The best thing to come out of all of this is this sub finally getting original content

1 hour ago
exqueezemenow

It makes more sense if you speak the code verbally.

4 hours ago
thereIsAHoleHere

Forget oops coding, phonetic coding is the new vibe.

4 hours ago
GeekoftheWild

Lol, I made this sorta thing once, even using the letter e specifically

3 hours ago
Penguinmanereikel
:py::js::gd::ts::msl::j:

E version of r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

3 hours ago
DRMProd

Beautiful

3 hours ago
mentokz

that is too funny

2 hours ago
StereoWings7

Beatbox coding is the new vibe coding.Ā 

1 hour ago
DMoney159

1 hour ago
THEzwerver

Printer++

43 minutes ago
AndersaurusR3X

A day may come when we feel bad for Pirate. A day when we say sorry for shitting on him.

BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!

42 minutes ago
Aceandstuff
:c::c::js::illuminati::j::msl:

OH GOD, MY TINNITUS IS BACK!!!

41 minutes ago
WarRepresentative702

So, we start shittalking about pirate?

37 minutes ago
slucker23

Okay looking at this I think he must be fking trolling. There is no way

I know there's a language called mindfk and the syntax is: <>

And I think he's doing that. Ain't no way

30 minutes ago
SufficientLimit4062

There’s Compilation error at e.

10 minutes ago
lechiffrebeats

i just love how this guy became a meme template

3 minutes ago
CMDR_Profane_Pagan

Programming language: REEEEEEEEE

2 minutes ago
TheMercDeadpool2

Dude lives rent free in this sub’s head.

4 hours ago
Animal31

Did this guy fuck your wife or something?

4 hours ago
iLikeVideoGamesAndYT
:kt::c::js:

No, Shadow the hedgehog did

4 hours ago
Kilgarragh
:gd::js::rust::py::sw::bash:

I’ve come to make an announcement

4 hours ago
Ronin-s_Spirit
:js:

C? āŒ
PHP++? āœ…

3 hours ago
BobcatGamer
:ts:

I bet this compresses better than the original code.

3 hours ago
Red_Dot_Reddit

Hey! It's performant and works perfectly fine! I should know, since I've worked in the gaming industry for 20 years.

2 hours ago
panel_1

regardless of the controversy, this is pretty funny

1 hour ago
NYCBikeCommuter

I've seen scramblers where everything looks like ooo000o0ooo0. People used to do this to code before compiling the executable so that if someone tries to decompile it, it looks completely incomprehensible.

4 hours ago
arpan3t

3 hours ago
beemer252025

It's called obfuscation and it does happen. Can also be used in a slightly less than savory way to subvert contracts that demand you provide source, but not necessarily source that is understandable. You take your somewhat human readable and documented development code, run it through the obfuscator that strips all comments and names everything incomprehensible. You deliver obfuscated code to the client. They can inspect, they can build it, but they cant hire another contractor to maintain it because no one who hasnt received divine inpiration to write an OS could possibly understand the thing.

2 hours ago
Factemius
:p:

This makes sense for an interpreted language, not compiled

9 minutes ago
Wirmaple73

Would you guys please stop making fun of him? Sure, his code smelled, but it doesn't mean he deserves to be roasted and scolded so much. Get over it.

1 hour ago
TheLittleBadFox

If the only issue with him was just the code then prehaps.

52 minutes ago