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great now the oiiaioiiai is stuck in my head
It is amazing to me that this gif of a cat spinning against a green background puts the exact same noise in all of our heads.
The memes of terrible code snippets with Thor's face on them are great and I'm all here for it.
New format just dropped
Actual image
Thor went on vacation, never came back
Call the png
Memestorm incoming
Ignite the keyboard
He will be turned into a Wojak pretty soon, won't he? :D
I'm starting to think that's what he wants at this point
Why is his name Thor LMAO. I've only encountered dogs with that name IRL.
It's his middle name, his first name is Jason
Because he banged his knee on the side of the bed, and he’s still Thor
Allegedly, he was given the middle name Thor because he was born during a thunderstorm. Allegedly. I don't know he's lied about anymore.
Hey, I was born during a thunderstorm, the power even went out at the hospital. I was born in the dark, in that time window between power going out and generators kicking in. I demand a cool middle name.
Okay Nox.
Okay you'll be Raspberry.
What ? You didn't say it had to be related to a storm or blackout.
I feel called out.
My son was born during a blizzard, I will rename him Bobby Kotick.
You can be Rava Powercut Saurio.
Your new middle name is Erebus, God of Darkness
How about Jupiter?
Oh like Snowwhite
That is my real first name :)
Do you own a laboratory or a labrador?
I work in a chemistry research laboratory
I met a guy once whose real name was Thor
I've known somebody with the last name Thorson. He got called "son of Thor" a lot :-D
If you look at Scandinavians, that is litterly what it means!
Iceland is one of the few countries that also have a female variation of that as well!
Son / Sen - Son of # Dottir - Daughter of
Edit: weird format
Phil, son of Coul.
I think it's fine if you live in Scandinavia, otherwise it's about as weird as getting named Zeus.
Yet, it seems even stranger for a Greek to be named Zeus
Its a common name in Scandinavia. I know at least 3 guys named Thor.
Edit: Just for some fun extra info: Its really common to be named Thorbjørn, which is basically Thor Bear together.
In Iceland you'll run into sooo many names with Þór/Thor. Like:
- Arnþór (Eagle Thor)
- Álfþór (Elf Thor)
- Ástþór (Love Thor)
- Brimþór (Wave Thor)
- Bergþór (Cliff Thor)
- Bjarnþór (Bear Thor but distinct from Thor Bear somehow)
- Dagþór (Day Thor)
- Friðþór (Peace Thor)
- Hólmþór (Field Thor)
- Jónþór (John... Thor)
- Kristþór (Christ Thor because why not)
- Magnþór (Great Thor)
- Oddþór (Pointy Thor)
- Sveinþór (Lad Thor)
- Sigþór/Sigurþór (Victory Thor)
And then there's the "Þór"-Thors:
- Þór ([])
- Þórarinn/Þórörn (Thor Eagle)
- I need to stop here or I'll be here all day. Here's the Þór- section of the list of accepted Icelandic male names
Friðþór (Peace Thor)
Impossible.
It's a common name in many countries. It has so many derived names too, including many women name.
Because his dad chose it
His dad knew he would grow long hair and hammer away at it all day.
His dad called him jason then had to correct himself to say thor so I highly doubt it
Jason first Thor middle I believe
It's his middle name, but he thinks it makes him sound special so he goes by it
I mean if my name is “Bob Zeus Smith” I’d call myself Zeus
His name is Jason
i forgot that his first name is Jason,
JSON.
i will not elaborate
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Javadcript object notation my favourite
His name is Thor
His full name is Jason Thor Hall
He goes by his middlename, like many people in the world do
Idk his dad instinctively called him Jason the other day.
Well I have a nickname as well that pretty much everyone uses. Except my mom who uses my first name. I think that's quite common that a person goes with a different name than what their parents call them.
He does it to aura farm. Same reason he lies about coding ability. So it’s funnier to call him Jason
I call people by their first name.
So Jason...
If my middle name was Thor i would absolutely go by it
Jason*
The font is going to turn comic sans any minute
Mmmm i kinda like it....
I've been using this font in my editor for years now. It is great.
This is amazing. I will set it as the default font in Intellij for the setup image of the develop machine and look at everybody else cringe to their core with this boomer special attack.
Kinda reminds me of Monaco
It's...not bad actually.
I don't hate it actually. Maybe cuz all characters have the same width. Thanks
i use papyrus in vscode
I use handwriting, its specifically useful for blueprints
Who is this person and why are they suddenly all over this subreddit?
He writes crappy code, but prides himself on being a 20 yoe “hacker” who worked for Amazon, Blizzard, and the DOE. But over the past few months, he’s been the center of controversy from cheating in games to misquoting/misrepresenting a gaming movement called “stop killing games”. All because his ego is through the roof and he won’t apologize.
The code review videos from various creators have been fun to watch. He writes intern-level code, and him trying to defend it as the pinnacle of code writing hits a nerve.
Idk if I met many programmers that held their code on a pedestal. The scale always seems to be at best they like it at worst they hate it with a burning passion
Sure, but I've met plenty that hold others below their own. Viewing yourself as having sunk the least is still placing yourself on a pedestal of sorts.
I do realize the irony of saying this in this context.
I could write code for 30 years at a high level and I would still think I code like a donkey. It genuinely feels like programming is an endless endeavor, especially since you can use it to express basically anything.
If you define everything using progressively larger strings of e then it will truly be an endless endeavour and not merely feel like one.
The difference is those programmers likely don't take any chance they can to brag about being a game dev for 20 years and working at Blizzard as a dev constantly (both lies of course)
I'm always sweating cobs every time I request a code review.
He writes intern-level code
The code I was writing back in Uni for mid-semester assignments was better than his current game code and I DON'T take pride in what I wrote.
At least I had the decency to use a for loop.
May I get a link to his code ?
No, because he hasn't shared his codebase(expected). We have only what we've seen on his twitch stream.
The best you can get is visiting CodingJesus and watching his code reviews where he grabs the snippets that PirateSoftware has shown and reviews them.
The video from yesterday where they used the code from PirateSoftware in GameMaker to show a simple rectangle and they got 19 fps for a static image of 800x100 is especially hilarious.
I wouldnt hire an intern with that code. It's the kind of stuff you as as a first year TA
Being fair to the guy, standards are a bit lower in game dev until you start building engines.
Which is why they burn out so often
I bet it would be easier for him to progress on his game if he didn't have to memorize thousands of booleans (or, I mean 0.0f..1.0f) in an arbitrary array to build story points
The code is unmaintainable, it's just a dumpster heap of cold, hard technical debt built up over 10 years of script kiddying. At this point, it's completely devoid of any value
And that's why software design is important, and "shipping fast" much less so. He would've saved a lot of time by not pushing so hard to just throw something out as fast as possible. The "fast to market"-zeitgeist is complete bullshit, and people like this are coding themselves to ruin
I figure a lot of it comes down to habits, if you work in an environment that doesn't care anywhere near as much about building a maintainable piece of software for years and probably doesn't do a lot of code review, then these things don't become automatic.
Definitely, but we're living in a culture that puts way too much emphasis on immediate output and far too little on the actual process
If new developers were taught correctly, it wouldn't have been the problem that it is today. But those who teach focus on how to get programmers to produce something quickly, rather than how to do it correctly. Everything is tutorialized and pandering to peoples expectations of becoming experts with little to no effort
For game dev, yeah.
Normal tech companies are actually pretty good at pushing you into these habits now since they've had a long history of hiring juniors straight out of highly theory based CS degrees and having to teach them how to actually write maintainable code.
The problem in the games industry is more on the side of incentives than culture. Everything is built around working devs as hard as possible for the least money they can get them, getting the game out with as many features as possible, and then doing mass layoffs every few years. Which just isn't an environment that can build proper engineering procedures, nor teach juniors how to write anything maintainable because features have to be shipped as fast as fucking possible and spending time on education and code review uses up both the junior's momentum, and the seniors' momentum.
The use of intern always confuses me for a second, in a German context "intern" usually means someone with literally 0 experience, making the criticism towards Pirate sound even harsher lmao.
It's the same in the US and is how it's being used here. Though intern usually also implies they've gone through college courses so at least have knowledge of the basics, if not experience using them.
In Lithuania interns are mostly 2-4 year students
In Germany it often depends on the context, an intern could be someone that has gone through college but it could also be someone that is still in highschool and just checking out what working as that job is like for a week or two.
as an intern, this guy is far below intern level, hes like maybe intro university
Eh, I've reviewed intern code at a few companies over the years now. It's not at the same level, but it's not that far below. If interns had to code a system from scratch, I'm positive I'd see the same patterns as in Pirate's. Usually they have the benefit of joining an existing ecosystem and being able to copy the style from the trail that's already been blazed for them.
You probably just can't understand how genius his code is, I bet if he drew a square in ms paint and wrote "I worked at blizzard" you would realize how smart he is!
The thing is, he could have side stepped the issue entirely if he didn't say that he wanted the movement to fail and spend so much time trying to dunk on the movement.
He didn't need to agree with the movement at all.
Bro could avoid every single issue he’s had so far just by saying “sorry, my bad”
What is he supposed to do? He's out of mana.
The most hilarious attempt at dodging the responsibility was “for 10 months no one disputed my claims” said this asshat, while actively banning everyone that even tried to mention SKG
When did he cheat in games? That one is new to me.
He looks at his phone twice for extended periods of time in his Outer Wilds "blind" playthrough. He also magically solved the wingdings puzzle in Animal Well "solo" when it took the game community a good amount of time to come up with a solution for it.
Edit: Outer Wilds
I think its Outer Wild ? The game he cheated ? Is Outer Space a thing ?
Outer Wilds was the other one yeah
he was looking up solutions to puzzles in single player games and claiming that he figured it out himself
He was popular on YouTube shorts but got into hardcore world of Warcraft controversy, and then got called out by penguinz0 for opposing a video game preservation movement.
e
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markiplier_e.jpg
Markiplier E?
Lord Farquaad?
Mark Zuckerberg?
E. E! E!
So eeeeeeeeee man so eeeeeeeeee
Best I can find for rush e reference
Now take all the #defines and nest them in header files a few levels deep.
i just love how this guy became a meme template
I knew dolphins were smart, but I didn't know they had their own programming language.
You never had intro to DOLPHON?
Oh, years ago yeah. But instead of "Hello World", the first program I wrote was "So long and thanks for the fish."
They're the second most intelligent species on the planet after all.
Humans are, obviously, third.
You may not of heard this, but believe it or not he used to work at Blizzard. You wouldn't know though as he never talks about it
And, if you didn’t know, his dad did as well!
He probably doesn't even realize that he was the first, second generation blizzard employee
...In QA. He apparently has no actual developer experience
Tinitusscript.
beat me to it
When C++ and a keyboard smash fall in love
awim away awim away awim away
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee it's in the game
There’s Compilation error at e.
Error: expected "eee" got "eeeeee" near "eee eee{here}eeeeeeeee" at line 175
main.cpp:175
Thank you! I want this meme format to take off.
OH GOD, MY TINNITUS IS BACK!!!
boo piratesoftware boo
It makes more sense if you speak the code verbally.
Forget oops coding, phonetic coding is the new vibe.
I didn’t know Chris Barnes wrote code.
Beatbox coding is the new vibe coding.
Programming language: REEEEEEEEE
This is from the international obfuscated C contest.
For anyone wondering the code would be:
```c++
include <iostream>
using namespace std; int main() { while (true) { cout << 'e'; } return 0; } ```
What happened to this guy. I can't be bothered to follow the drama, but could someone give me a TLDR
Another drama blew up, this time for Stop killing games. It was fight thor vs skg. He was sabotaging it, when ppl start knowing the truth and skg becamemore popular, thor hold head high and became Villian with his own word(its not 1:1 words, im too tired to look up it now) "I hope that this initiative will get all it promise, but nothing more." Now people pointing out all his bad moments.. in particular time now, it's about his game HearthBound, which is still in progress
is this some advanced vibing joke im too vanilla to understand?
It's just abusing the cpp preprocessor So when you see "#define e using" it will find all the "e" in the program (not including in the other defines) and replace it with "using"
Esoteric language moment
C? ❌
PHP++? ✅
The best thing to come out of all of this is this sub finally getting original content
Lol, I made this sorta thing once, even using the letter e specifically
Beautiful
that is too funny
Printer++
😌
It needs to be all e for the ARG
e
ee
He has been summoned back to Asgard for disciplining.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
This the most fun thing I have seen this month.
Programming in Sans Undertale
Is there a version for L?
E ee eee e ee e ee e e e ee
Strong GIGACUBICA vibes.
Ewwe
Es are good.
who is this guy and why are there so many memes about him
Mmm is True
sans.
Okay so who is this person and where can I watch these videos of terrible code?
Now switch "e" with "blizzard"
Still more readable than og heartbound code
... by gum!
I’m here for dolphinscript
This reminds me of Brainf*** (never coded in it myself, but learned of it when a co-worker was reviewing some coding contest and found someone actually competed in said language)
nah brainfuck is easier to understand than this, as the tokens actually make sense. I love brainfuck :)
Eeeeeeeeeeeee(btw I worked at Blizzard Entertainment)eeeeeeeeeeeee
needs an R in the beginning
My version of this kind of fun :-)
#include <iostream>
#define qqqq )
#define qqqp <<
#define qqpq "qqpq"
#define qqpp std
#define qpqq "pqpq"
#define qpqp namespace
#define qppq {
#define qppp cout
#define pqqq using
#define pqqp }
#define pqpq ;
#define pqpp (
#define ppqq int
#define ppqp <<
#define pppq main
#define pppp endl
pqqq qpqp qqpp
pqpq ppqq pppq
pqpp qqqq qppq
qppp ppqp qqpq
qpqq qqpq qpqq
qpqq qqpq ppqp
pppp pqpq pqqp
Your defines should be in e.h
Is ePlusPlus Turing compleeeeeeeeeet?
e ee eee eeee
Please don't do this.. Just reference eee:: for the functions that you actually need, don't be e the entire ee!!!
I just remembered the video where someone replaced the entire sound of EA sports intro with just different lengths of a man pronouncing e!
Got you fam
Wtf how does this have 2.8m views
If you meant it as "really low", that's because there are copies of it all over YouTube.
If you meant it as "really high", that's because it's still a pretty niche meme.
You viewed it.
E 😎
My man!!
Heh. Nice
wtf? I just watched this and immediately got banned from /r/avoid5
Bless
E E E
EEEE
EEEE
r/unexpectedfactorial
I know this isn't r/math memes or r/unexpectedfactorial
But e! indeed lol. Also I watched that, 10/10