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juniorDevsFirstCalculator

juniorDevsFirstCalculator
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n4ke

anotherPirateSoftwareJokeHere

15 hours ago
DevilOopsy

PirateSoftware’s light level calculator for pixel (530,142) when sprite 472 does action (91, 0, 1) after player has done actions [42,1,5,9,”poop”,73,0], in that order.

14 hours ago
Miggycraft

Its for the ARG you wouldnt understamd it, bad faith, etc.

12 hours ago
Mork006
:js:

I love the random string action in there.

1 minute ago
RiceBroad4552
:s:

If it works, it works, right? RIGHT?

14 hours ago
Isto2278

Not only does it work, it runs on a smart fridge!

13 hours ago
chromaaadon

I dont follow ANYONE in that sphere and it’s all I see on YouTube. Dude is taking an absolute battering 😂

5 hours ago
Brilliant-Arrival414

I hope someone doesnt pirate your software

13 hours ago
Responsible-Ruin-710 OP
:asm::c::cp::bash:

Its open source

13 hours ago
Mundane-Carpet-5324

This is the way

6 hours ago
shortfinal

Don't worry, my life's achievement list is my save file so you can't pirate me.

8 hours ago
notaltaccountlol
:py::js::s:

Curious, does your middle name match a marvel character?

12 hours ago
Responsible-Ruin-710 OP
:asm::c::cp::bash:

Maybe

12 hours ago
RobRobbieRobertson

elif a == '103' and b == '105' : c = '208' //103+105=208
...

Fixed that for you.

9 hours ago
Responsible-Ruin-710 OP
:asm::c::cp::bash:

You are hired!

9 hours ago
RobRobbieRobertson

I already have a job. I work for blizzard.

8 hours ago
Splatpope
:c::cp::py::lua::bash:

nuclear power plant-grade memoization

11 hours ago
JezzCrist

I dunno, seems like 20y of experience at math.inc

14 hours ago
DarthRiznat

His recommendation would read: He is a man of focus, commitment and sheer will!

12 hours ago
[deleted]

PirateSoftware ended imposter syndrome for 90 percent of people in this thread. We learned about for / while loops on our first year of college.

7 hours ago
No-Collection327

ah yes, the smartCalculator

14 hours ago
Putrid_Train2334

Yeah, the smart one.

12 hours ago
EuphoricCommunity613

looks like a 2nd generation blizzard employee wrote this code

7 hours ago
RiceBroad4552
:s:

I especially love the fact that it operates on strings! 😂

BTW, did someone look closer on these line numbers? I think that's even more r/programminghorror than what is visible on that screenshot. (At least it's a proper screenshot and not a photo of the screen! Some tech savvy person must have done that.)

14 hours ago
Responsible-Ruin-710 OP
:asm::c::cp::bash:

I could have used integers, but I used strings to make it funny.

The code you see in the image is the only text in that file. The rest are blank lines

14 hours ago
Mundane-Carpet-5324

I see. So if someone tried to pirate your content, they would open the file, see no text in it in the first 1000 lines, and assume there's no content. It's genius!

6 hours ago
Jind0r
:ts:

Spam repos with code line this and let the LLMs train on it. Then watch the vibe coders burn!

7 hours ago
iGreenDogs
:cs::unity::j:

Where is PirateSoftware

6 hours ago
Xaxxus
:sw:

r/PirateSoftware

5 hours ago
lechiffrebeats

you dont even need to add his face anymore lmao

10 hours ago
shutter3ff3ct

Nothing but honest work

14 hours ago
Mongodienudel

Seems like there are too many Jason fans in this sub.

14 hours ago
WazWaz
:cp: :cs:

Implementing their first calculator by source generation is impressive...

11 hours ago