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juniorDevsFirstCalculator

juniorDevsFirstCalculator
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n4ke

anotherPirateSoftwareJokeHere

10 hours ago
DevilOopsy

PirateSoftware’s light level calculator for pixel (530,142) when sprite 472 does action (91, 0, 1) after player has done actions [42,1,5,9,”poop”,73,0], in that order.

9 hours ago
Miggycraft

Its for the ARG you wouldnt understamd it, bad faith, etc.

7 hours ago
Angeles_hussy

Works on my machine, bro.

9 hours ago
RiceBroad4552
:s:

If it works, it works, right? RIGHT?

9 hours ago
Isto2278

Not only does it work, it runs on a smart fridge!

8 hours ago
chromaaadon

I dont follow ANYONE in that sphere and it’s all I see on YouTube. Dude is taking an absolute battering 😂

15 minutes ago
Brilliant-Arrival414

I hope someone doesnt pirate your software

8 hours ago
Responsible-Ruin-710 OP
:asm::c::cp::bash:

Its open source

8 hours ago
Mundane-Carpet-5324

This is the way

1 hour ago
shortfinal

Don't worry, my life's achievement list is my save file so you can't pirate me.

3 hours ago
notaltaccountlol
:py::js::s:

Curious, does your middle name match a marvel character?

7 hours ago
Responsible-Ruin-710 OP
:asm::c::cp::bash:

Maybe

7 hours ago
Splatpope
:c::cp::py::lua::bash:

nuclear power plant-grade memoization

6 hours ago
RobRobbieRobertson

elif a == '103' and b == '105' : c = '208' //103+105=208
...

Fixed that for you.

4 hours ago
Responsible-Ruin-710 OP
:asm::c::cp::bash:

You are hired!

4 hours ago
RobRobbieRobertson

I already have a job. I work for blizzard.

3 hours ago
JezzCrist

I dunno, seems like 20y of experience at math.inc

9 hours ago
No-Collection327

ah yes, the smartCalculator

9 hours ago
Putrid_Train2334

Yeah, the smart one.

7 hours ago
DarthRiznat

His recommendation would read: He is a man of focus, commitment and sheer will!

7 hours ago
DefiantFoundation66

PirateSoftware ended imposter syndrome for 90 percent of people in this thread. We learned about for / while loops on our first year of college.

2 hours ago
RiceBroad4552
:s:

I especially love the fact that it operates on strings! 😂

BTW, did someone look closer on these line numbers? I think that's even more r/programminghorror than what is visible on that screenshot. (At least it's a proper screenshot and not a photo of the screen! Some tech savvy person must have done that.)

9 hours ago
Responsible-Ruin-710 OP
:asm::c::cp::bash:

I could have used integers, but I used strings to make it funny.

The code you see in the image is the only text in that file. The rest are blank lines

9 hours ago
Mundane-Carpet-5324

I see. So if someone tried to pirate your content, they would open the file, see no text in it in the first 1000 lines, and assume there's no content. It's genius!

1 hour ago
Jind0r
:ts:

Spam repos with code line this and let the LLMs train on it. Then watch the vibe coders burn!

2 hours ago
EuphoricCommunity613

looks like a 2nd generation blizzard employee wrote this code

2 hours ago
lechiffrebeats

you dont even need to add his face anymore lmao

5 hours ago
iGreenDogs
:cs::unity::j:

Where is PirateSoftware

1 hour ago
Xaxxus
:sw:

r/PirateSoftware

31 minutes ago
shutter3ff3ct

Nothing but honest work

9 hours ago
Mongodienudel

Seems like there are too many Jason fans in this sub.

9 hours ago
WazWaz
:cp: :cs:

Implementing their first calculator by source generation is impressive...

6 hours ago