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anotherPirateSoftwareJokeHere
PirateSoftware’s light level calculator for pixel (530,142) when sprite 472 does action (91, 0, 1) after player has done actions [42,1,5,9,”poop”,73,0], in that order.
Its for the ARG you wouldnt understamd it, bad faith, etc.
I love the random string action in there.
If it works, it works, right? RIGHT?
Not only does it work, it runs on a smart fridge!
I dont follow ANYONE in that sphere and it’s all I see on YouTube. Dude is taking an absolute battering 😂
Yep. To be fair, almost everyone with a job is familiar with people stroking their ego while delivering sub-par results, so I get why the story resonates with so many.
Curious, does your middle name match a marvel character?
Maybe
elif a == '103' and b == '105' : c = '208' //103+105=208
...
Fixed that for you.
You are hired!
I already have a job. I work for blizzard.
My condolences
I dunno, seems like 20y of experience at math.inc
PirateSoftware ended imposter syndrome for 90 percent of people in this thread. We learned about for / while loops on our first year of college.
nuclear power plant-grade memoization
Spam repos with code line this and let the LLMs train on it. Then watch the vibe coders burn!
YandereCalc
His recommendation would read: He is a man of focus, commitment and sheer will!
I especially love the fact that it operates on strings! 😂
BTW, did someone look closer on these line numbers? I think that's even more r/programminghorror than what is visible on that screenshot. (At least it's a proper screenshot and not a photo of the screen! Some tech savvy person must have done that.)
I could have used integers, but I used strings to make it funny.
The code you see in the image is the only text in that file. The rest are blank lines
I see. So if someone tried to pirate your content, they would open the file, see no text in it in the first 1000 lines, and assume there's no content. It's genius!
Where is Thor‘s Face?
ah yes, the smartCalculator
Yeah, the smart one.
looks like a 2nd generation blizzard employee wrote this code
you dont even need to add his face anymore lmao
Yeah, I struggle to see how someone can understand ifs and Boolean operators, but not the basic arithmetical operators.
should have put a and b in a list then check if the list contains both value, by then your lines of code are only 50% from original
Nothing but honest work
Where is PirateSoftware
Seems like there are too many Jason fans in this sub.
Implementing their first calculator by source generation is impressive...
I hope someone doesnt pirate your software
Don't worry, my life's achievement list is my save file so you can't pirate me.
Its open source
This is the way
Don’t worry, it’s unpirateable