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addMoreIntegrantIsNotAlwaysTheAnswer

addMoreIntegrantIsNotAlwaysTheAnswer
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amish24

you've clearly never seen my solo code

1 day ago
Frinckles

Some of us are our own worst enemy.

1 day ago
DonutConfident7733

It's like a time travel movie - you from the past fighting with you from the future...

16 hours ago
The-Chartreuse-Moose
:powershell::bash::cs::j::py::terraform:

Or, as the classic proverb goes: like a murder mystery in which you are both the detective and the murderer.

6 hours ago
casce

More like this

15 hours ago
NFSNOOB

The way I see it:

OP coding and pushing only on master

the Team starts to push everything in correct feature branches and merge them after QA correctly

22 hours ago
sandrockdirtman

Maybe try lebesgue integration?

1 day ago
IAmFullOfDed

https://youtu.be/_--WG8Uy47Q

1 day ago
hongooi
:r::cp:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brooks%27s_law

1 day ago
Saad888

Actually pretty apt since the second line system is actually going to a lot of places even if it’s complete fucking chaos and could have been organized a lot better

18 hours ago
CertainCombination57

Exactly my thoughts. Got a project like this ATM where the person who started it wants to control every aspect so it doesn't derail their anal design but we're constantly backed into corners and slowed by him blocking progress until he can decide how to proceed. Meanwhile it only does half the shit the old system does and it's taking forever

5 hours ago
User_8395
:py:

And it still works, but breaks every day because someone looked at it wrong

1 day ago
Popular_Tomorrow_204

My solo Code doesnt look like that

More like a rollercoaster with too many loops

17 hours ago
Valuable_Tomato_2854

That's when a good lead dev is needed, to strictly guide and enforce the development standards.

17 hours ago
Chase_22
:kt:

"Who touched my garbage?!"

16 hours ago
InTheEndEntropyWins

Could edit this around solo vs with AI.

15 hours ago
JuvenileEloquent

This could also be captioned "My code right after I wrote it" "My code when I try to understand it 12 months later"

14 hours ago
Gamechanger925

Its very true, sometimes it get complicated like hell!! πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

13 hours ago
EntertainmentIcy3029

Sometimes when we have a difficult feature where we have to squeeze a ton of code in a short time, we'll just start pushing on the same branch and hope for the best

It works pretty well, when it doesn't, I've got my coworkers in the same cubicle anyway

10 hours ago
Vallee-152
:py::js::vb::gd:

Why is Github showing me the MLM pride flag? How do I get rid of it?

23 hours ago
PalOfAFriendOfErebus

Try shutting off the PC and getting a respectful life

17 hours ago
OcelotWolf
:j: :py:

You know what the MLM flag looks like? Sus

13 hours ago