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itScaresTheHellOutOfMe
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storyline_array[218] = 'Coffee Age 404'
I knew PirateSoftware was a Clown by name dropping Blizzard every 5 seconds...
But I had no idea he was an actual coding clown 😭
What scares you? Too many pixels?
Uhmm a magic numbers are fun.
Even when i knew jack shit about programming, and i still don't know that language, i can tell that makes 0 sense
I’m willing to hear anyone that can make sense of it for me. I’ve done some very basic game dev stuff, in so far as connecting two computers and making a block move on both screens. Probably not much further than implementing hit points.
What is the point of this kind of array? This seems like something that should be using a specific database for the application and not the actual code?
The most logical reasoning I've seen for this, atleast to me, is that he knows it's bad but it looks cool, like woooh big amount of lines, which for people that don't know any better seems like it's just straight up a good thing, like i was new and large amounts of lines seemed like something cool I didn't understand yet was happening
It does succeed at line counts!
It doesn't. Actual properties would take as much lines of code.
So, why this? Is it just his preferred flavor of spaghetti?
What is the point of this kind of array?
Cus you can index them and then the time complexity of accessing a dialog is O(1)
(Don’t worry chief, we’ll come up with a better excuse)
ah yes the Ultra Low quality , i missed it
Both of code and image. Balanced, as all things should be.
When the game dev forgets to hide the eldritch horrors of the debug log… "Coffee Cold Knowledge (0|1)" sounds like a cursed ritual 💀☕
Private software's code?
It's quickly becoming the programming version of loss
Yes but tbf he's not the only one doing this
https://www.reddit.com/r/YandereTechnique/comments/ufya27/apparently_undertale_has_a_1000_long_case_switch/
I can't shame the code of developers who actually finished their games.
Sooo neither of them?
Tbh it’s still way more complete than any of mine
You're free to have such code when you sell over 5m copies.
So was Toby Fox not allowed to have that code before he sold 5M copies?
Pixels.