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multiTaskingProgrammer
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goofbe
:hsk::ts::cs:

Gonna alias git=shit now

15 hours ago
big_guyforyou
:py:

"you've never had your git pushed in?"

14 hours ago
Bit125
:py:

shit pull 😳

6 hours ago
Steinrikur

shit cherry-pick 😐

4 hours ago
Haringat

shit rebaseπŸ’€

2 hours ago
ChristaFlamboyant

Tabs open: code, StackOverflow, despair

14 hours ago
mrwishart
:cs:

Warning: Do not Google "ShitHub"

14 hours ago
ButWhatIfPotato

I am going to guess this will take me to a website whose content is legal only in the country it was produced.

13 hours ago
Sufficient_Good7727

But he's doing shit commit right now. Shit push will be when he presses flush button on the toilet. ahh.. juns never learn.

14 hours ago
WernerderChamp
:g::j:

What does shit checkout do?

Or shit fetch?

13 hours ago
Sufficient_Good7727

shit checkout is switching bathrooms.
shit fetch is checking if someone else has already taken a dump upstream...

13 hours ago
WernerderChamp
:g::j:

We better don't talk about shit pull or shit revert tho πŸ’€

13 hours ago
Aras14HD

Shit rebase πŸ’€

12 hours ago
willcheat

shit rebase --interactive

9 hours ago
Maix522
:rust::ts:

I feel some of friends at school do it at the same time seeing what is present on their git repo haha

Not me tho, I am perfect and only push good thing (no)

15 hours ago
WinkAndWithdrawn

LMAO, the real definition of a full stack developer πŸ˜‚πŸ’»πŸš½ #commitNshit

15 hours ago
brainpostman
:js: :ts: :j: :cs:

shitstack developer

14 hours ago
Im_ChatGPT4
:unity::bash::s::cp::cs::py:

r/commentmitosis

14 hours ago
Neat-Word8431

"I'm in"

14 hours ago
making_code

I mean, you don't need to be on toilet to push shit to git.

11 hours ago
chenverdent

Oh man, that MSFT keyboards gets me back.

10 hours ago
isr0

And cigarette pull.

7 hours ago
SG_87

Make sure not to push shit to git tho.

6 hours ago
30SecondsToOrgasm

Just remember to review before pushing it to the remote upstream

5 hours ago
qqqrrrs_

you know the reason for "porcelain & plumbing" git terminology

4 hours ago
belinadoseujorge

ends up in a race condition

4 hours ago
belinadoseujorge

gonna need a semaphore

4 hours ago
belinadoseujorge

parallel vs concurrent

4 hours ago
kelcamer

I actually laughed so loudly my coworkers are probably wondering wtf right now πŸ˜‚

2 hours ago
JackNotOLantern

With my code it's the same thing

59 minutes ago
0xDr-rJ

Shit pop

12 minutes ago
ButWhatIfPotato

If you don't do interviews such as this gigachad in the picture, then you are not establishing dominance and present yourself as a weakling pleb.

13 hours ago