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multiTaskingProgrammer

multiTaskingProgrammer
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goofbe
:hsk::ts::cs:

Gonna alias git=shit now

12 hours ago
big_guyforyou
:py:

"you've never had your git pushed in?"

11 hours ago
ChristaFlamboyant

Tabs open: code, StackOverflow, despair

11 hours ago
Bit125
:py:

shit pull 😳

3 hours ago
mrwishart
:cs:

Warning: Do not Google "ShitHub"

11 hours ago
ButWhatIfPotato

I am going to guess this will take me to a website whose content is legal only in the country it was produced.

10 hours ago
Sufficient_Good7727

But he's doing shit commit right now. Shit push will be when he presses flush button on the toilet. ahh.. juns never learn.

11 hours ago
WernerderChamp
:g::j:

What does shit checkout do?

Or shit fetch?

10 hours ago
Sufficient_Good7727

shit checkout is switching bathrooms.
shit fetch is checking if someone else has already taken a dump upstream...

10 hours ago
WernerderChamp
:g::j:

We better don't talk about shit pull or shit revert tho 💀

10 hours ago
Aras14HD

Shit rebase 💀

9 hours ago
willcheat

shit rebase --interactive

6 hours ago
Maix522
:rust::ts:

I feel some of friends at school do it at the same time seeing what is present on their git repo haha

Not me tho, I am perfect and only push good thing (no)

12 hours ago
WinkAndWithdrawn

LMAO, the real definition of a full stack developer 😂💻🚽 #commitNshit

12 hours ago
brainpostman
:js: :ts: :j: :cs:

shitstack developer

11 hours ago
Im_ChatGPT4
:unity::bash::s::cp::cs::py:

r/commentmitosis

11 hours ago
Neat-Word8431

"I'm in"

11 hours ago
making_code

I mean, you don't need to be on toilet to push shit to git.

8 hours ago
chenverdent

Oh man, that MSFT keyboards gets me back.

7 hours ago
isr0

And cigarette pull.

4 hours ago
SG_87

Make sure not to push shit to git tho.

3 hours ago
30SecondsToOrgasm

Just remember to review before pushing it to the remote upstream

2 hours ago
qqqrrrs_

you know the reason for "porcelain & plumbing" git terminology

1 hour ago
belinadoseujorge

ends up in a race condition

1 hour ago
belinadoseujorge

gonna need a semaphore

1 hour ago
belinadoseujorge

parallel vs concurrent

1 hour ago
Available-Bug2889

Go rajouter une commande bash permettant de faire un git push en utilisant shit push !

10 hours ago
ButWhatIfPotato

If you don't do interviews such as this gigachad in the picture, then you are not establishing dominance and present yourself as a weakling pleb.

10 hours ago