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Warning: Do not Google "ShitHub"
I am going to guess this will take me to a website whose content is legal only in the country it was produced.
But he's doing shit commit right now. Shit push will be when he presses flush button on the toilet. ahh.. juns never learn.
What does shit checkout do?
Or shit fetch?
shit checkout is switching bathrooms.
shit fetch is checking if someone else has already taken a dump upstream...
We better don't talk about shit pull or shit revert tho 💀
Shit rebase 💀
shit rebase --interactive
I feel some of friends at school do it at the same time seeing what is present on their git repo haha
Not me tho, I am perfect and only push good thing (no)
And cigarette pull.
LMAO, the real definition of a full stack developer 😂💻🚽 #commitNshit
shitstack developer
"I'm in"
I mean, you don't need to be on toilet to push shit to git.
Oh man, that MSFT keyboards gets me back.
Make sure not to push shit to git tho.
Just remember to review before pushing it to the remote upstream
you know the reason for "porcelain & plumbing" git terminology
ends up in a race condition
gonna need a semaphore
parallel vs concurrent
I actually laughed so loudly my coworkers are probably wondering wtf right now 😂
With my code it's the same thing
Shit pop
Walked into the work restroom today and someone was standing buckass naked in the stall typing on the reserve-toilet-paper table inside.
I promptly :q!
The best for today so far xD
parallel processing
Do
shit pull
I think he's also pulling something with his ears and mouth
If you don't do interviews such as this gigachad in the picture, then you are not establishing dominance and present yourself as a weakling pleb.
Gonna alias git=shit now
"you've never had your git pushed in?"
shit pull 😳
shit cherry-pick 😐
shit rebase💀
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