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I don't think it's the body language of someone writing for an open source project - he is obviously on a deadline, and the deadline is tomorrow! Do you think he has time to look at anything? His brain is jumping between work and panic every 17 seconds. He has already missed his stop twice and is about to do it again.
The body language says deadline was an hour ago.
Hehe, true. "If I push it out before midnight, nobody will know...."
Modern Cinderella.
The facial expression says to me it successfully compiled and ran this time after he changed nothing
Or he’s on-call triaging some bullshit after someone deployed Friday afternoon
Me: "I'm not comfortable pushing this code Friday afternoon"
PM: "Sprint ends on Friday and all tasks need to be closed"
Me: "By that same logic, sprint starts on a Monday, so any issues over the weekend aren't getting picked up by me" push
Reddit: omg what a nerd he has girls near him and not even hitting on them.
Reality: dude is probably happily married, have a kid and enjoys his work and the last thing on his mind is some random people on the train home.
Some grass touching is recommended...
Reality: These are just random strangers on the metro minding their own business and that’s it.
Edit: I have just noticed I basically reworded what you wrote lol. I read that as „he is married to the women in the picture“ for some reason…
Reality, the dude is a sysadmin and Jerry from finance won this morning an iPhone for 1 dollar.
Goddamit, Jerry
I don't see a furry suit, so probably not a sys admin
Sounds accurate
Reality: one of the women is a cyborg is being controlled by the man
Also it's literally just on the metro, like what are you gonna do, ask them on a date just because they found a seat beside you? 🤣
I usually have sex with the people who sit next to me. It's a common thing.
Reality: A popular form of humor involves taking a picture and telling a distorted story to fit.
Source: My Messenger is continuously flooded by my stepfather.
I've seen so many early 1900s commercial images with nonsense scenarios...
However created this didn't interact with an actual human for a long time.
enjoys his work
I understand each of these words individually, but strung together like this…
Touching or smoking?
Everything else might be true but no way that dude enjoys his work,
In the UK strangers don’t really make small talk on the street or in public transportation.
What is this a train
Do you want random train people to talk to you?
Train people are the new crab people
At least crab people have manners
Tastes like train, talk like people?
But what if they also talk about their PRs to Open Source?
Then I’m all in for it. My dream girl (that will stay in my dreams forever)
have you considered looking for a date on fedi?
I prefer to use git repo comments.
It’s where you go to find smart dilf woodworkers.
wait what
its like the social media that is stereotypical filled with trans women that are autistic and contribute to foss
Oh very interesting, I will have to make note of it (for a friend of course)
I mean... It's a joke.. But...
What is the joke?
The guy is minding his own business?
Men should drop everything to talk to some random girl because they are girls?
lol I agree that lady is 0% interested in the guy. Best he minds his own business.
I took it even slightly worse:
Forget she is 0% interested.
Why is the supposition here that as a man you must be a horny lap chaser?
To be a man is to be a simp??
Men shan't have anything else on their mind?
To be busy with other affairs is to be a loser??
Bro got a call from management that some service in down and is trying to debug+fix before dinner with his wife and kids.
Toronto Subway baby
At least we know that he doesn't use Arch. He would've struck up conversation just to tell them that if so.
They also look about 12 and he is approaching 40.
Stop encouraging creepiness - IT guys have a bad enough rep as it is.
Reality: the girl next to him is his girlfriend and next to her is her friend. They are catching up while he's finishing up some work.Â
Ladies==temporary OpenSource==forever
How's the WiFi on the Toronto subway
Disgusting. The TTC seats are filthy.
That looks like the TTC bro is only trying to figure out why his internet connection is dog water
Of course he said this after handing each of them a 'pleasure card'.
IYKYK
Why disappoint women when I only need to disappoint myself with my busted ass code?
He is watching those legs, like I would
So many people in here have no sense of humor😂
What's the joke then?
Guy should drop everything to talk to some random girls?
Whahaha, what a humorous post.
Almost can't contain myself.
He's too shy to talk to them even though he desperately wants to, hides in his screen instead.
What a projection lmao
Yes that's literally how I used to be.
They're clearly not interested to chat anyway
They saw him push code without building first and wanted nothing to do with him.
Quite the opposite. He was resolving PR comments. Girls like chads who push raw straight into the master branch without any review or testing.
After all, if you're not confident why push your code at all?
You name your branch master instead of main? True chad indeed
I'm literally reading this at work while waiting for a review on my PRs and realised I haven't built them locally first 🤣 Thanks for reminding me
Yes, I don't see them in a chat room.