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They're clearly not interested to chat anyway
They saw him push code without building first and wanted nothing to do with him.
Quite the opposite. He was resolving PR comments. Girls like chads who push raw straight into the master branch without any review or testing.
After all, if you're not confident why push your code at all?
You name your branch master instead of main? True chad indeed
I'm literally reading this at work while waiting for a review on my PRs and realised I haven't built them locally first 🤣 Thanks for reminding me
Yes, I don't see them in a chat room.
Reddit: omg what a nerd he has girls near him and not even hitting on them.
Reality: dude is probably happily married, have a kid and enjoys his work and the last thing on his mind is some random people on the train home.
Some grass touching is recommended...
Reality: These are just random strangers on the metro minding their own business and that’s it.
Edit: I have just noticed I basically reworded what you wrote lol. I read that as „he is married to the women in the picture“ for some reason…
Reality, the dude is a sysadmin and Jerry from finance won this morning an iPhone for 1 dollar.
Goddamit, Jerry
I don't see a furry suit, so probably not a sys admin
Sounds accurate
Reality: one of the women is a cyborg is being controlled by the man
Also it's literally just on the metro, like what are you gonna do, ask them on a date just because they found a seat beside you? 🤣
I usually have sex with the people who sit next to me. It's a common thing.
Reality: A popular form of humor involves taking a picture and telling a distorted story to fit.
Source: My Messenger is continuously flooded by my stepfather.
I've seen so many early 1900s commercial images with nonsense scenarios...
enjoys his work
I understand each of these words individually, but strung together like this…
However created this didn't interact with an actual human for a long time.
Touching or smoking?
Everything else might be true but no way that dude enjoys his work,
In the UK strangers don’t really make small talk on the street or in public transportation.
This is a humor sub, of course we're gonna choose the funnier interpretation even if it's likely incorrect
What is this a train
Do you want random train people to talk to you?
Train people are the new crab people
At least crab people have manners
Tastes like train, talk like people?
We’re train people now?!
Or the real question is: "Have you ever met someone on train?"
But what if they also talk about their PRs to Open Source?
Then I’m all in for it. My dream girl (that will stay in my dreams forever)
have you considered looking for a date on fedi?
I prefer to use git repo comments.
It’s where you go to find smart dilf woodworkers.
wait what
its like the social media that is stereotypical filled with trans women that are autistic and contribute to foss
Oh very interesting, I will have to make note of it (for a friend of course)
I mean... It's a joke.. But...
What is the joke?
The guy is minding his own business?
Men should drop everything to talk to some random girl because they are girls?
lol I agree that lady is 0% interested in the guy. Best he minds his own business.
I took it even slightly worse:
Forget she is 0% interested.
Why is the supposition here that as a man you must be a horny lap chaser?
To be a man is to be a simp??
Men shan't have anything else on their mind?
To be busy with other affairs is to be a loser??
4000 people as of now have upvoted this, but most top comments say it's stupid. Interesting that this is often the case.
Maybe 4000 the upvoters only thought a second about this and the commenters thought a moment longer.
Perhaps. It’s a fact of life.
The majority of people don’t read past the first paragraph on a news item. Loads of people go through life reactively, not proactively.
I'm sure we're also supposed to take on the sexist hint regarding how the girls dress.
Toronto Subway baby
Bro got a call from management that some service in down and is trying to debug+fix before dinner with his wife and kids.
At least we know that he doesn't use Arch. He would've struck up conversation just to tell them that if so.
Reality: the girl next to him is his girlfriend and next to her is her friend. They are catching up while he's finishing up some work.
Any of the hypotheticals in this thread could be real. But I think all we can say for sure is the girls are enjoying a conversation and that dude definitely has a deadline.
Ladies==temporary OpenSource==forever
Why disappoint women when I only need to disappoint myself with my busted ass code?
They also look about 12 and he is approaching 40.
Stop encouraging creepiness - IT guys have a bad enough rep as it is.
they look 20 and while he looks 40 that is probably 25 at a stressful job if he quit 5 years ago to work on a small farm he would look 25
How's the WiFi on the Toronto subway
Depends where you are, but it ranges from 0/10 to 0/10.
That looks like the TTC bro is only trying to figure out why his internet connection is dog water
Hey that looks like the TTC
How do you react? The two girls are only talking with each other no flirting with you
He is tryin to quickly find and install the packages needed to approach women.
Or he's being respectful to a stranger and just focusing on his own thing.
Disgusting. The TTC seats are filthy.
Of course he said this after handing each of them a 'pleasure card'.
IYKYK
He's writing the gnu.org article about why you should talk about libre instead of open source.
At first glance I thought one of the girls was holding a flashlight. I had to do a double take
I'm tired of society pretending that sex and hitting on girls is the universal top priority in life. Pop off king!!
Maybe he’s searching them on wbe
Looks like someone is being on call to me ...
So many people in here have no sense of humor😂
What's the joke then?
Guy should drop everything to talk to some random girls?
Whahaha, what a humorous post.
Almost can't contain myself.
He is watching those legs, like I would
He's too shy to talk to them even though he desperately wants to, hides in his screen instead.
What a projection lmao
Yes that's literally how I used to be.
I don't think it's the body language of someone writing for an open source project - he is obviously on a deadline, and the deadline is tomorrow! Do you think he has time to look at anything? His brain is jumping between work and panic every 17 seconds. He has already missed his stop twice and is about to do it again.
The body language says deadline was an hour ago.
Hehe, true. "If I push it out before midnight, nobody will know...."
Modern Cinderella.
Cinderfella, as in his job will be reduced to cinders if he misses it
The facial expression says to me it successfully compiled and ran this time after he changed nothing
Or he’s on-call triaging some bullshit after someone deployed Friday afternoon
Me: "I'm not comfortable pushing this code Friday afternoon"
PM: "Sprint ends on Friday and all tasks need to be closed"
Me: "By that same logic, sprint starts on a Monday, so any issues over the weekend aren't getting picked up by me" push
Or he's on Reddit and someone is wrong on the Internet!
revert the deployment and let the original dev figure it out on monday
I got a 9 month old bug today when oncall. I put it right back on the dev that sent it to me.
He's also typing on an HP, not on a Thinkpad or a mid-2000s Toshiba
More like an ongoing incident and he is on-call