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But I also really like telling my wife how satisfied I am when I fix the bug. She doesn't get it but I enjoy telling her anyways.
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It's a 16 year old account. I'm lazy to change it now.
Looks like your new name is Al One, then.
I don’t think you can change it even if you wanted to
He’s not literally alone, just physically and emotionally alone
Programmers are always alone.
I do this to my gf too. Catharsis in action.
Haha, the satisfaction after solving that bug is a feeling that can't be matched!
Wrong, true happiness comes from installing Firefox and then uninstalling Chrome
I still have chrome cus that's what the users use
Fuck users I hate users all my homies hate users.
I actually compulsively close my tabs. Too quickly sometimes that I have to reopen my last 5 closed tabs to find the one I shouldn't have closed so fast.
Ctrl+shift+t
That command has saved lives 😩
Yeah exactly
thanks to quantum immortality i have died so many times because i didn't use ctrl+shift+t
Doesn't help if you saw something in last second before closing and when you go back it turns out content is dynamically loaded.
youtube homepage be like
It's like web UI usability principles already peaked a few years ago and it's been downhill since
Nowadays it's changing UI every once and then just because some next UI designer thinks it's better and you have to relearn again where every button is at least.
Do you work for Microsoft? Or meta?
We need a browser that saves document state to cache and uses that for Ctrl+Shift+T
I've developed a habit of using meta tags for any relevant info I find.
When it gets to be a sort of reflex, it barely takes any time at all, then I can open all of the related pages with a single click.
tabs are truly never closed, only archived.
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Well, still tough to find the correct tab
Wow, it's so incredible that someone has the same experience as me, word for word!
Kidding aside, thanks for tagging me. It's very strange seeing my comment stolen. I know it's a weirdly frequent thing on Reddit, but I don't post very often, so I didn't really consider that it could happen to me, until now.
The bots are taking over. The internet is dying.
Word for word smh, dead Internet for real.
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I find making bookmarks for my projects help reduce the physical and mental clutter a lot. Really solid for school projects where I end up having to do a lot of research.
I started opening my tabs in incognito mode to keep my browsing history clean. It helps. I don’t need old stack overflow links for a problem I’ve solved coming up randomly.
I have the opposite problem. My RAM is not happy about this.
Listen. Closing tabs is no basis for true happiness. True happiness derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical electronic ceremony!
Help! Help! I'm being CLOSED - WONTFIXed!
Now you see the emergent behaviour inherent in the poor UX!
what is this? like overlooking the joke entirely?
It’s a joke on a quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
So that’s why I can’t be happy. It’s because I’m using Firefox
Firefox is awesome don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
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Wish I could go back to Chrome, but ad blockers are ad blockers.
I also moved because of the ad block stuff, but honestly it feels exactly the same to me. There's an extra step when logging into Google for the first time each day but that's about it.
Same reason I moved; ad blockers are not optional for me. I compulsively avoid adverts in all aspects of life. I hate them. They're like animals, so I block them like animals.
Except for the lesser integration with Google services (and the far more niche problem that the colour picker is worse in stable diffusion), it hasn't really done anything wrong to make me miss chrome.
All the girls worth dating use firefox.
It... somehow makes sense? Wait, how? Doesn't matter. I'm stealing this.
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Nah, true happiness comes from solving that bug without leaving your ide, except to change the spotify song.
You people are closing your tabs when you are done?
"If you're not happy homeless you won't be happy in a house."
That 5 year old one has the exact same top comment. The internet is dead.
Both accounts are probably bots then, right?
I don't understand the why of it. Is it to drive engagement for ads? Is that all it is? If so, is Reddit doing this? What do people get out of flooding this website with bots?
I'm confused too. Reddit karma has no utility in real life.
2 years and 5 years ago? That's the best you can do while repost whining? Jesus. Do you call the radio station and shout at them when they play a song you've heard before?
I'm calling out when the bots are taking over reddit and you call it rEpOsT wHiNiNg? They copied the top comment as well, and I'm seeing the same thing happening in other subs.
The radio is a terrible analogy because no one cares if they repeat songs every now and then. That's just par for the course.
Those are from 2 years ago, This is some stack overflow behavior
So you're fine with the bots just taking over?
chrome
cringe
zx spectrum vs commodore 64
Can't remember the last time I've had to open multiple tabs to resolve a bug ever since LLMs came into the picture.
Exactly my thought, now i just move onto the bug that AI introduces but playing whack a mole feels a lot more rewarding and quicker than being stumped for hours.
Maybe it comes from closing chrome for the last time and starting to use firefox.
What sane person is willingly using chrome?
true happiness comes from using firefox
Firefox, but yes.
If I'm forced to use Chrome I'm unhappy regardless.
Yes. A "Programming Problem". That's what we'll call what I had all those tabs open for.
Imagine being a programmer and using Chrome...
Yeah maybe if you have enough ram to open 100 chrome tabs
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This, and anal play
No will never get rid of that ":D" face in my tab list
This happened to me just the other day and I agree. That felt better than I have felt in a long time. I just looked at my laptop and said "I BEAT YOU" over and over like a fool.
Then the laptop looked back at you and said "segmentation fault (core dumped), sucker".
True horror comes from forgetting to bookmark the page where you found the solution, and having to try to recall all the different searches you did to find it.
You can't make a relationship work until you make your code work
I'm just happy not to be using the crappy Chrome at all.
True happiness is the ten pints after writing regex that actually workw
Take a step back, learn it properly, it’s a very dense little functional language, but it’s really expressive - you’ll thank yourself down the line, and get the reward of 20 pints
I think the fuck not.
I’ve searched the jungles of the internet, opening probably close to 150 tabs, to fix an obscure bug that took me multiple days to resolve. Anyone who’s experienced it before will tell you the same thing: It’s a hair-pulling experience.
That’s not happiness. It’s relief.
It's the same relief you feel when you take your socks off after a long shift.
Where were you when I was learning Perl 30 years ago?
I still love Perl, transitioned to R for that kind of thing, I wrote a search engine in Perl, it was so much fun, sluuuurp 😋
oh man, this is too funny.
For those that don't understand.
It isn't the act of closing the tabs that is true happiness. It is the feeling you have of relief that you can move forward finally that you feel when closing those tabs.
Preach Christina.
You guys and gals and theys close your tabs after? I just open a new window to start new tabs
And true sadness comes from closing private windows with important tabs that you were about to bookmark
Nah, no one's closing those tabs, just recycle them occasionally
And it's always the solution you least expect to work.
True happiness is turning on auto reply and going on vacation.
True
PeakSatisfaction
True happiness comes from inside.
True happiness is when you finally sleep after months of cruching your project.
Or ending a project and closing 1066 tabs
how many programmers actually enjoy the process?
feel like mfs just enjoy the result and sense of accomplishment
wait, you close those tabs?
It is so satisfying to do this, and so sad when no one understands what you mean
True happiness is when your simd instruction works
A programmer who saves images as .jpeg?
... You won't last long.
society if chrome had Close tabs to the left:
How obscure could it be if there's 100+ tabs of relevant information about it
Wife material right there
Am I the only one that is just pissed off the entire time while working on a bug because some dumbass wrote shitty code, even if that dumbass was me? There is no satisfaction. Just exasperated relief.
Close those tabs??? No, I need them!
True story: Last week I spent 3 hours trying to re-find a page I had visited, for additional information on an obscure programming question I was on 3 months ago. Even though I had a precise unqiue string... no search engine could find it (even though it was a Microsoft DevBlog with some pages indexed), and AIs that said they were actively checking the site said it wasn't there either. It was.
Don't believe me? There is in fact one page on the internet that tells you the details how to use the undocumented EM_TRANSFORMMATH message for the Windows RichEdit control to set up automatic math zones. Have fun! Maybe a commercial AI can get it; the free ones for Claude, DeepSeek, ChatGPT, didn't know; GitHub copilot hallucinated the wrong value for the message and wrong name for the wParam.
My latest job sent me a mac with 8gb ram initially. I made quite the fuss.
You are absolutely right.
Best experience when using tab groups and closing all 100 tabs with one click 😁
Like I would use chrome.
If you weren’t happy working on the bug, then you won’t be happy when it’s solved.
So she is a psychologist AND a programmer.
this is so true and i find a lot of people doing this relationship thing wrong
Same happiness from closing 100 chrome tabs after solving a dumb programming error that you googled to death but the problem was staring you in the eyes all along.
Always grab the clinching StackOverflow share link and paste it in your comments.
True happiness is never having to touch a programming bug
You know when there is something really wrong when you solve an issue but keep those 5-20 tabs up just in case.
Then you have an update that restarts your pc while you were asleep and then you feel true happiness.
I installed an extension called OneTab, I never close anything, just send it to purgatory encase I need it again.
Wait, Chrome tabs can be closed?
Not gonna lie, that "Close Grouped Tabs" click is a f*cking shot of dopamine.
And now we got Ai for all the above..
Tabs can be closed? Hmmm. I need to rethink my whole life.
Pretty sure true happiness comes from getting home and asking your partner for sex and then getting it but idk that’s just me
AI agents are slowly destroying it
Guess I get to watch another subreddit fall to karma farmers and repost bots due to lack of moderators
LMAO now this IS true happiness.
Ig I'll never know true happiness bcuz I'm not a programmer
Ah, peace at last
Close...tabs? Hearsy.
My five hundred plus are all needed even if I don't remember what they are.
I have to pick a spot and "close all tabs to the right." and not necessarily because I found the solution :(
One day I'll close those tabs.
This has a 2nd secret meaning tbh:
-close the 100 tabs in your head -solve the programming bug in yourself.
I will not use Chrome even if my job depended on it. Well, maybe I’ll use Chromium with a Chrome skin, but that’s as far as ai would go.
Nowadays it's more like closing a chatgpt thread
Goddamn Right
make sure to post the solution to the problem too
Exposing my privacy to Chrome is not happiness.
She's perfect, as long as she's into snake_case.
She's right you know.
Whatttt 😭
OK, but what about the other 200?
Had me in the first half
You guys close your tabs?
and a lot of RAM used that night...
That sweet feeling of closing the chrome window and it takes a little to close out of everything. Pure joy.
and then promptly forgetting how you did it, so you cant help anyone who might have it in the future
That mic drop feeling though, when you crack it, chasing an async parallel state thing, or even better, solving and working around an actual defect in software in the is or hardware, the satisfaction is off the chart.
True happiness comes from the realization that there is no true happiness. Contentment and acceptance bring you peace.
Nicely defended this could have offended some
One can be happy single, happy in a relationship, sad while single, and sad while in a relationship. It's all independent.
There is a special and unique kind of happiness that comes from solving an obscure programming/project bug.
I think this is a pretty black and white perspective. I could be unhappy without a relationship and really prosper in one.
This speaks to my heart str$
I have been denied this source of happiness since subscribing to Claude and ChatGPT.
What if I date someone just because they're better at programming than me?
True happiness comes from using Firefox instead.
Chrome with 100 tabs opened?
I call bullshit.
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There are plenty of people who are unhappy because they're lonely and would be happy with a romantic partner.
I’m in total agreement
As someone with AuADHD, I prefer to keep the tabs open, just in case I need them again later!
you only get true happiness whe n you use anything but chrome
Finding bugs is ephemeral. Love yourself and those close to you.
Chrome, lol. That's the joke, right?
Soooooooooooooooooo true 🥹
I always feel like I can't close a tab because I might need it later
Sokka-Haiku by mohammad5253:
I always feel like
I can't close a tab because
I might need it later
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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I have vibe coded a personal tab manager just to keep the tab proliferation anxiety under control.
I've gotten into the habit of putting bunches of obscure pages in my favorites when debugging something arcane because I've had cases where i found that one obscure gem on a badly formatted community page, only to accidentally close all tabs and spending an hour to find it again
She has no idea how many tabs I have open and use regularly
I think I’m up to 400 now
But make sure to bookmark or document the solution before closing the tabs.
Such truth
soo true man
Imagine how happy you would be later in your carrer, when you solve things like that without browsing the web.
true happiness comes from 200 millions dollars in my bank account
I have ~700 open tabs, in ~20 windows. Some are up to a year old
soo ....
The feeling of closing all tabs after solving an issue is true euphoria. That is my victory lap.
close all tabs, then hit ctrl+shift+t so you can re-live the glory days as you hit the x's one more time
I do this for making thanksgiving dinner. Closing each tab as I finish the dishes feels so good.
I create an elaborate notion board complete with project management calendar that tells me when to set my oven to what temperature...
Opening different tabs to figure out coding problems feels so 2022. These days joy comes from closing a glacial 20’ long ChatGPT thread that’s become almost unresponsive.
I just solved a coding problem using ChatGPT after one week of debugging and trying out theories and even setting up discussions with other developers. And all it took was typing in a coherent description of the problem and answering a few prompts. It helped me close the week with a feeling of accomplishment but also scared me about how much faster we are becoming obsolete.
My favorite is the bug that I chased for a week that not even chatgpt could solve. It was a spelling error. Every damn time
I don't believe in ChatGPT's ability to write code, but by god does it have a good chance of knowing the answer to every question I have.
I have been using it indiscriminately to write simple bash scripts like reading the file name in a folder recursively, removing the suffix and writing them to a file, sorting them, filtering them. A script like this would have taken me days to write using StackiOverflow but now it’s just seconds. It’s been a blessing so far.
I would refrain from letting it do more than a method or two.
I do a lot of C#, for over a decade, but every now and then I need to do some stuff with reflection and it is always a hard slog to work it out as it is so rare the need to actually use it. ChatGPT is now my best friend to solve my reflection requests.
It's what I imagine the ghosts felt like in Lord of the Rings when their oath was fulfilled.
Ctrl+W never felt so powerful. That tab purge is my mic drop 🎤💻✨
amen, and also FU Redshift and your failed to find conversion function from unknown to {whatever} silly errors because you trip up when unions get involved
And then you accidentally close that 1 tab that was the intranet page you can never find again.